Don't you hate it when they say 'ty'? - Page 5 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

i want to say again, this is a funny thread for bbv, but jesus [censored] christ diebitter is the worst poster in the history of bbv/bbv4y

diebitter is now 1/1043473984732473294 lifetime

but how do you really feel about diebitter

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10-21-2007 , 04:44 PM

#102

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

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i want to say again, this is a funny thread for bbv, but jesus [censored] christ diebitter is the worst poster in the history of bbv/bbv4y

diebitter is now 1/1043473984732473294 lifetime

but how do you really feel about diebitter

YEAH DON'T BE EVASIVE.

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10-22-2007 , 11:40 AM

#103

davidlong14

grinder

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 577

tyvm

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10-22-2007 , 01:49 PM

#104

shootaa

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,535

i usu just type rofl... see yuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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12-16-2007 , 07:37 AM

#105

dfhwy7856

Guest

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LOL hilarious.

solid turn call by the villain, by the way. actually makes it even more funny, you can almost imagine the fish thinking to himself:

"lol wtf he didnt contbet, im going to steal this"

"wtf he raises me, **** u, i got a gutshot, i call imo"

"LOL sweet river, haha, justice, im going to take your stack SUCKER! time for a checkraise"

"oh he shoves, haha, got 2 pair or sumthing, time for a slowroll... he's in for a nasty suprise... this is sweet"

"ty"

*watches the pot get shipped to OP*

"WTF #"R#WRWE)EKDFKFDS)F KSOFDCSOK#%R=¤#= ****ING FISH HOW THE **** STUPID RIGGED BS POKER **** #%#¤FEDOFKCODKCLASDF"

Last edited by dfhwy7856; 12-16-2007 at 07:42 AM.

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12-16-2007 , 08:08 AM

#106

ADK

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,655

you should write a book

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12-16-2007 , 11:42 AM

#107

SuperSnort

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,392

i am so upset you didnt say anything after. i would have loved to rip into him and just make him feel ****, but lovely all the same

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12-16-2007 , 11:53 AM

#108

Nemesis69

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,248

I giggled. One of the best hands I've read on 2+2 so far.

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12-16-2007 , 12:31 PM

#109

Oxy

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,913

Excellent. I love it.

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12-16-2007 , 01:05 PM

#110

KamiKatze

adept

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 810

Short-stacking some 1/2 on FT.

FullTiltPoker Game $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: HERO ($37)
Seat 2: ($199)
Seat 3: ($256.15)
Seat 4: ($200), is sitting out
Seat 5: ($216.85)
Seat 6: ($198.65)
Seat 7: ($200)
Seat 8: ($178.90)
Seat 9: ($242.60)

The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Ac Ad]
fold
fold
HERO calls $2
fold
Seat 3 raises to $8
fold
fold
HERO raises to $23
Seat 3 has 15 seconds left to act
Seat 3 has requested TIME
HERO: fold!
HERO: muck em already!
Seat 3 raises to $38
HERO: ty
HERO calls $14, and is all in

*** FLOP *** [6

]
*** TURN *** [6

] [K

]
*** RIVER *** [6

] [K

] [2

]

Spoiler:

Yeah, shortstacking + ty + slowrolling Aces + feeling like jesus, i deserved it

Last edited by KamiKatze; 12-16-2007 at 01:08 PM. Reason: poo hands

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12-16-2007 , 01:18 PM

#111

unlucky4me

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,079

How could you let a golden opportunity like that pass by

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12-16-2007 , 01:53 PM

#112

bigfishhhh

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 172

i don't get the overbet on the river

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12-17-2007 , 12:48 AM

#113

yoyo-er

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8

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Originally Posted by Chomp

I'd buddy list him and just stalk him from table to table typing "ty" all the time.

this made me laugh

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12-17-2007 , 01:09 AM

#114

jessicaalbiel

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 499

****ing awesome

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12-17-2007 , 03:56 AM

#115

zasterguava

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,416

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Originally Posted by bigfishhhh

i don't get the overbet on the river

The overbet justifies the douchey comment of villain imo.

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12-17-2007 , 04:15 AM

#116

Dropkick Brian

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,501

i never got it why people say nh and ty honestly. i really get on tilt by both these comments.
'nice played', okay, but whats the deal with the 'nice hand' ??? if someone shows a straight flush and you go "nice hand", thats appropriate but they say it every other showdown. And if they mean it like that, where does the 'ty' fit in, i dont get it, where does it belong

omg im so on stone cold tilt right now.

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12-17-2007 , 07:15 AM

#117

PrimogenitoX

banned

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ups

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12-17-2007 , 07:28 AM

#118

devilbiss

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,340

awesome hand

A prus

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12-17-2007 , 07:31 AM

#119

Reefypoopoo

banned

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o.m.f.g. so awesome OP

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12-17-2007 , 10:16 AM

#120

Morgaelin

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 412

finally revenge to all the ty´ers

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12-17-2007 , 05:48 PM

#121

Tamtaram

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,064

Should be a sticky IMO.

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12-17-2007 , 06:22 PM

#122

seki

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 807

Moments like this are worth infinitely more than the chips you rake, at any stakes.

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12-17-2007 , 07:19 PM

#123

Spete

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 144

This saved my day, nh op.

Also I think the correct response would be gg

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01-14-2008 , 12:24 AM

#124

jessicaalbiel

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 499

bump for awesomeness

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03-31-2008 , 10:27 AM

#125

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

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bump imo

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