11. Standing up when you go all-in for 25BBs in a cash game
I mean seriously people
12. Being a complete Lagtard and then berating anyone who calls you down with 2nd pair
That's just good poker, you can't have your cake and eat it too
13. Trying to read my soul every time I make a big bet and holding up the game for a minute
You've got 4th pair you ****ing ****** just hurry up and fold
14. Schooling us on how awesome you are when your stupid out-of-place bluffs just happen to work
Did you forget that you've dropped $500 since you sat down?
15. Telling us how you make a living playing this 80NL game
That's just genuinely depressing man
16. Colluding
I'd say "GO **** YOURSELVES YOU MOTHER ****ERS" but you still manage to donate to me anyway so w/e go for it
17. Raising for information
You do realize you just put half your stack in the middle there, sir?
18. Telling us about all the hot sluts you've ****ed lately/will be ****ing
You fat ****
19. Splashing the pot
THIS IS NOT THE WSOP AND THAT IS NOT $450,000 IN THE MIDDLE, STOP TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC
20. Paying out nits
As if at least 6 of you aren't calling his 15BB opens anyway
21. Telling us how you're an online prodigy
You're at an 80NL table you ****ing liar, HU4ROLLZ
22. Complaining about how much live poker sucks
LOL just kidding that's fine, live poker really is teh ghey