saturday morning I wake up with a really bad hangover. I woke at at like 7:30am. I am only 32 but these things hurt worse every year and I keep waking up earlier. I wish I could just sleep unttil 3pm like when i was younger. Too bad time to do the morning vegas thing,
. Before I go down this road I order room service and ask for 2 shots of Bailey's. I have my wallet and watch but seem to have 5k less than I brought, ****, I brought 7 and didn't want to lose over half the first day, oh well.
Now I have fiound the most cathartic thing I can do when I am hungover is bust a nut so I grab my phone and check my email. I am pleasently surprised by my inbox as it is full of responses to all the pros i solicited last night. I got a good laugh as some of the solicitations I sent didn't even make sense. hahaha jameson you won last night but I will win the morning. I confirm with a lovely little asian girl and eat my breakfast drink the bailieys pour a rockstar vodka and hop in the shower. Drinking in the shower always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I get out and nurse my drink, **** around on my phone making fun of my friends for being pussies about the Knee Grow thing with the black dealer and then i hear a knock on the door. I oprn it up and this dimepiece asian comes in. I make good use of the view of the foutains, send her on her way, take another shower pour a woodford into the last of the coffe I have, grab my cas money and head out to beat the days dick off.
I go downstairs determined to win something and blast off the last 2k at $10 SL vp. ****kkd********idy********. cash advance oon debit card walk of shame. my best friend out there meets me at cesars and sees me at the cage during this, many balls were broken and we depart for MGM.
I take my new 2k and play some black jack with him. We started at 1:30, i tried to pace myself and just drink beer, that lasted about 15 minutes, then I did my 25 dollar trick again. The dealer was named edita, she was cuban, my heritage as well, 47 and had the worst rbf, id made me really just wan tto put something in her mouth. She enjoyed my antics and so did the other dealer, a very sweet old lady named susan. even the floor man, a sweet black lady enjoyed my friend and my antics. It was early though so we werent that bad.
Then they change shifts and this hateful anngy little asian floor man tells the witress to stop serving me, I order a round of drinks and they come but without one for me, i am very confused, my other friends arrived at some point so there was three drinks, but four of us.
I look at the floor man snatch a shot from my friends hand, slam it and look back at the floor man. Ok boys no mo bj for tbh at mgm. the departure was as amacable as it could be. I check my watch, it is 4pmish and I just got cutoff.
take notes on how to drink them all ****ers
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