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Old 02-01-2017, 09:18 PM   #76
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silly danes they get drunk so easy
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:21 PM   #77
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WTF **** you. Sammy des nott play below 25/50, 50/100 is where he plays the most. beachn
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:21 PM   #78
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WTF **** you. Sammy des nott play below 25/50, 50/100 is where he plays the most. beachn


I was confused Sammy don't be so hasty to hostilities
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:22 PM   #79
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haha, likke some sil aussie goinna teach sammy about bba
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:23 PM   #80
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I was confused Sammy don't be so hasty to hostilities
Sammmyt not hostile agaijnst the disabled. small thumbed man has enog pblems
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:24 PM   #81
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Sammmyt not hostile agaijnst the disabled. small thumbed man has enog pblems


My thumbs are huge. Any further mention to the contrary will bring the full retaliation of the Trump Administration upon Denmark
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:25 PM   #82
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lol Denmark isn't even in the Top 100

http://www.fiba.com/rankingmen
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:34 PM   #83
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:35 PM   #84
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Sammy is drinking apple juice again.
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:37 PM   #85
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lol Denmark isn't even in the Top 100

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omg, another one of doos idoits ththat starts a pots with LOL.

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Old 02-01-2017, 09:38 PM   #86
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:39 PM   #87
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Danish are short and don't jump well without skis so basketball is not anywhere near their wheelhouse
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:43 PM   #88
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Danish are short and don't jump well without skis so basketball is not anywhere near their wheelhouse
Average hik of danske man is 6.2 feet. Sammy be 6.5. gf a 10. no basket ijn dkmark. respect sammy
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Average hik of danske man is 6.2 feet. Sammy be 6.5. gf a 10. no basket ijn dkmark. respect sammy


Wtf are you talking about lmao

You sure as hell cant jump white boy - there's a whole movie about it
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the morph one tikme tried to buy sammy's pants
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Wtf are you talking about lmao

You sure as hell cant jump white boy - there's a whole movie about it
sammy no jujmp, wtf sammy not kid. sammy 18
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:46 PM   #92
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AAchen imorgen. ahhhhhhhhhh
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:47 PM   #93
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sammy no jujmp, wtf sammy not kid. sammy 38


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Old 02-01-2017, 09:48 PM   #95
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:49 PM   #96
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All right, you've gone too far: enough with the Danish epithets.



Edit: or is that German? Judges?
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:50 PM   #97
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^^^ clip invalid - it features a Norwegian (Anders)
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All right, you've gone too far: enough with the Danish epithets.

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Old 02-01-2017, 09:52 PM   #99
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Can I have some? Been dry around here.
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^^^ clip invalid - it features a Norwegian (Anders)
FIY Anders is a Danish name. Andersen is adnish surname. mOrten aNDERSEN most points in NFL = danish
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