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Old 02-13-2017, 10:49 AM   #526
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:50 AM   #527
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Sammy did not have sex with FranFran in his bathroom.
this can not be verified. Sammy is the human version of monday.
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:56 AM   #528
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Sammy did not have sex with FranFran in his bathroom.
Better luck next time
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:00 AM   #529
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About to quote a company in Croatia. The first name of the company is 'SCAM.'



Maybe you should have a talk with them, Franfran, about picking a better name.


which company
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:01 AM   #530
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Sammy did not have sex with FranFran in his bathroom.


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Old 02-13-2017, 11:02 AM   #531
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which company
SCAM LORDS
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:06 AM   #532
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i would trust them
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Old 02-13-2017, 12:34 PM   #533
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1. **** you monday
2. hi bbv
3. morph lets meme something
4. im hungry
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Old 02-13-2017, 01:14 PM   #534
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Old 02-13-2017, 01:19 PM   #535
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**** you monday
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Old 02-13-2017, 01:21 PM   #536
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Dayumm. That's a huge win for 1/2. People stacking off 300bb with top pair or what?
yes, it's 1/2 but they had a $10 rock, and you can rebuy up to the big stack so as it gets later its not unusual to see $1,000 buyins.

Plus everyone took a shot whenever there was a rebuy so the entire table was hammered.
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Old 02-13-2017, 05:08 PM   #537
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lolol this made me lolol
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:22 PM   #538
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Sheep only made this Fiddle-like joke, so that Sammy doesn't miss The Fiddle too much. Sheep knows what's best for Sammy.
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Sammy does not miss that slacker.
yes you did
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:47 PM   #539
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/we...-and-australia
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Old 02-14-2017, 04:22 AM   #540
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I am excite! Tomorrow night, in the blue corner, wearing a comped suit, The Late Show host Stephen Colbert. And in the red corner, Trumps newly revealed mindless zombie Stephen Miller. The battle of wills (and trumps man love) goes down at 12a.m. (recorded at 5:30 pm of course)

Lets get ready to humbllllllllllllllllllllle!
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Old 02-14-2017, 04:26 AM   #541
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majik if you are happy, im
happy too. **** you tuesday
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:34 AM   #542
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Went to work at 8am. Played table tennis for about 90mins. Lost. Went home again. Drinking begun at 11am. Sammy gets paid for a whole day of work and only played table tennis. Sammy is a pro table tennis player. Life is great.
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Old 02-14-2017, 07:56 AM   #543
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Sammy making the world a better place by playing table tennis and losing
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Old 02-14-2017, 08:16 AM   #544
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Rome wasn't built in a day
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Old 02-14-2017, 08:19 AM   #545
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You go back to work right now and optimize the gear ratios of the windmill!
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Old 02-14-2017, 09:16 AM   #546
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Calm down Mr. Mr.mmmKay. Sammy will be saving that world again tomorrow. You should all thank Sammy.
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Old 02-14-2017, 09:18 AM   #547
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**** you, Tuesday. I wish you were gone with the wind.
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:28 AM   #548
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:29 AM   #549
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Nat whats another word for shameless self promotion, like the repugnant kind that is completely self serving
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:36 AM   #550
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Kanye?
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