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02-11-2017 , 12:53 PM

#476

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

and sammy third to pee in his drink

Hey that's my job!

02-11-2017 , 01:01 PM

#477

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's been drinking Morph's pee for years, it's actually not that bad.

02-11-2017 , 01:02 PM

#478

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No one laughs at Sammy in person.

poor sammy

02-11-2017 , 01:09 PM

#479

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Calm down FarnFarn

02-11-2017 , 02:05 PM

#480

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

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02-11-2017 , 03:02 PM

#481

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Hey that's my job!

I'll take that back, right now!

02-11-2017 , 04:13 PM

#482

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

good

02-11-2017 , 04:17 PM

#483

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's penis is doing better. Thx for asking guys

02-11-2017 , 04:21 PM

#484

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

02-11-2017 , 05:14 PM

#485

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

How's your penis Sammy?

02-11-2017 , 05:26 PM

#486

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

How's your penis Sammy?

Thx for asking, Morph. Your concern means a lot. Sammy's penis is doing better. Sammy still have to stretch his right leg in a weird way when he's walking though.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-11-2017 at 05:50 PM.

02-11-2017 , 05:37 PM

#487

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

Try pushing your penis to the left leg

02-11-2017 , 05:48 PM

#488

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Try pushing your penis to the left leg

That's exactly what Sammy's been doing. When Sammy stretches his right leg to the side the penis kinda leans to the left and it eases the pain a bit. Mr. Mr.mmmKay seems to know how to handle Sammy's penis problem. Did Mr. Mr.mmmKay fall on his boner during bathroom sex too? Any tips?

02-11-2017 , 07:26 PM

#489

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

You can never do just the tip. You think you can, but we're not built that way.

02-11-2017 , 07:54 PM

#490

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy didn't understand what Mr. SJ was talking about at first. Sammy read it a few times. Sammy gets it now. Ha hahaha, Mr. SJ made a joke. The joke was funny. Hahaha (Sammy doing his laughing at suitedjustice's joke laugh).