First they came for the pineapple pizza, and I didn't speak up, because I eat pizza only with ham, salami, mushrooms, and garlic.
Then they came for spaghetti carbonara, and I didn't speak up, because I only eat spaghetti bolognese.
Then they came for the breaded meat with potatoes and sperm sauce, and I didn't speak up, because **** that ****, right?
When they came for the spare rips, I realized that this thing only works for people, not food.