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02-19-2017 , 12:30 PM

#901

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Dude, we play at Pokerstars, Sammy's not gonna deposit on some scam Gipsy site.

yeh, pokerstars limited to 2 entrances per stake, do we play or what you little sammy?

02-19-2017 , 12:47 PM

#902

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

yeh, pokerstars limited to 2 entrances per stake, do we play or what you little sammy?

25/50plo full buy-in 2 tables. That's $10k FarnFarn, if you got the money, then we play.

02-19-2017 , 01:22 PM

#903

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

02-19-2017 , 01:36 PM

#904

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. Good morning sunday
2. Good morning BBV
3. Good morning Sammy losing his bankroll to Franny
4. LOLphismus lets meme their chatbox
5. lol

02-19-2017 , 01:36 PM

#905

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Sammy, when are you off to save the world? And were are they sending you to save the world?

02-19-2017 , 01:38 PM

#906

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

In Sammy's cellar ldo

02-19-2017 , 01:41 PM

#907

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Franny you can do this!!

02-19-2017 , 01:47 PM

#908

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy, when are you off to save the world? And were are they sending you to save the world?

Tuesday, classified information (Germany will unfortunately be one of the places)

02-19-2017 , 01:51 PM

#909

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

In Sammy's cellar ldo

Brewed in accordance with the Bavarian purity law of 1516.

02-19-2017 , 01:51 PM

#910

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Kessa = big red ants

02-19-2017 , 01:56 PM

#911

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Tuesday, classified information (Germany will unfortunately be one of the places)

Are you away from home for 2 months, or flying in/flying out?

02-19-2017 , 01:59 PM

#912

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are you away from home for 2 months, or flying in/flying out?

Will probably be home a few days during that period. Gf will be joining Sammy for a few days on some of the trips as well.

02-19-2017 , 02:01 PM

#913

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Will probably be home a few days during that period. Gf will be joining Sammy for a few days on some of the trips as well.

Who am I going to give **** while you are away?

02-19-2017 , 02:01 PM

#914

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?

02-19-2017 , 02:04 PM

#915

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Who am I going to give **** while you are away?

FranFran, FWWM, TBH, Morph. In that order.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?

Magic beans

02-19-2017 , 02:04 PM

#916

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?

Is Sammy going to jail and pretending he's actually off to save the world?

I imagine jails in Denmark to be like the 4 seasons.

02-19-2017 , 02:09 PM

#917

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Denmarkians get treated like delicate flowers. Thanks socialism!

02-19-2017 , 02:53 PM

#918

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

**** you sammy, when I joined all little bumhunters came in, noone from Denmark. You little liar. I made silly regs cry.

02-19-2017 , 03:10 PM

#919

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

**** you sammy, when I joined all little bumhunters came in, noone from Denmark. You little liar. I made silly regs cry.

Sammy meant the play money stakes

02-19-2017 , 03:33 PM

#920

Sheep86

*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,634

02-19-2017 , 03:36 PM

#921

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

#RIPSammy

02-19-2017 , 03:39 PM

#922

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

25/50plo full buy-in 2 tables. That's $10k FarnFarn, if you got the money, then we play.

I have the money but not the access.

Thanks Bush

02-19-2017 , 04:10 PM

#923

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy made a suicide after not showing up on a plo match. True Japanese soldier.

02-19-2017 , 04:38 PM

#924

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

He'll start posting under Handsome just to mix things up. No worries.

02-19-2017 , 04:52 PM

#925

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Thats not sammy then.. silly Majik

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