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02-14-2017 , 10:38 AM

#551

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Nat whats another word for shameless self promotion, like the repugnant kind that is completely self serving

Probably below

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Kanye?

WINNER

02-14-2017 , 10:40 AM

#552

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you tuesday
2. hi BBV
3. happy Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
4. no gambolz today or yesterday so sad
5. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

02-14-2017 , 10:42 AM

#553

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

6. I'm having the caffeine but it's not coffee (beat)
7. I don't have to do anything important at work (brag)
8. Might start gimmick account (variance)

02-14-2017 , 10:47 AM

#554

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

in b4 AlwaysCalling gimmick

02-14-2017 , 10:50 AM

#555

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

in b4 AlwaysCalling gimmick

how the **** did you do that

02-14-2017 , 01:10 PM

#556

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

RIP

Kim Jong-nam

02-14-2017 , 02:26 PM

#557

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Poisoned by sexy kill-bots in Malaysia. Some people have all the luck.

02-14-2017 , 03:25 PM

#558

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

RIP

Kim Jong-nam

He's dead? He didn't even look il

02-14-2017 , 03:34 PM

#559

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

He's dead? He didn't even look il

Gimmick approved.

02-14-2017 , 03:38 PM

#560

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-14-2017 , 05:05 PM

#561

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

****ing Dortmund just missed a penalty kick. Those damn Germans are starting to piss Sammy off. Sammy needs more than 2,5 goals in that game.

02-14-2017 , 05:13 PM

#562

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

****ing Dortmund just missed a penalty kick. Those damn Germans are starting to piss Sammy off. Sammy needs more than 2,5 goals in that game.

why don't you take it out on them by drinking their piss

that'll show them

02-14-2017 , 05:23 PM

#563

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Wth, who let you back in? Sammy did not approve this.

02-14-2017 , 05:27 PM

#564

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

in b4 exactly 2.5 goals

02-14-2017 , 05:28 PM

#565

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I got drunk and don't know what's going on itt

02-14-2017 , 05:30 PM

#566

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Nat whats another word for shameless self promotion, like the repugnant kind that is completely self serving

Sammy, LDO.

In the industry it depends on what period of time you got in but for my group we'd call it VH1'ing

02-14-2017 , 05:30 PM

#567

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I got drunk and don't know what's going on itt

02-14-2017 , 05:31 PM

#568

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

02-14-2017 , 05:31 PM

#569

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

02-14-2017 , 05:32 PM

#570

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

02-14-2017 , 06:07 PM

#571

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Wth, who let you back in? Sammy did not approve this.

As usual you left the backdoor unlocked.

02-14-2017 , 06:14 PM

#572

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy, LDO.

In the industry it depends on what period of time you got in but for my group we'd call it VH1'ing

damnit Nat. I appreciate the reference but I am being serious here, you are a writer you are supposed to know words.

Spoiler:

02-14-2017 , 06:17 PM

#573

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

As usual you left the backdoor unlocked.

Haha Fiddle stepping up his joke game. You've probably been working on that joke for the 3-4 days you were gone.

02-14-2017 , 06:19 PM

#574

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

I was saving the world while you were playing table tennis and losing money gambling.

02-14-2017 , 06:25 PM

#575

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Variance

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