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06-25-2019 , 06:58 PM
Hello all, please forgive my bitching and moaning here. Just had to post the start of my bankroll challenge here. It's the first time I've kept a database that I didn't edit in some way (deleting sessions and such) and I am just mindblown by the variance I'm experiencing. I know that I have no reason to complain and it's only 4000 hands but this is my first experience with hands just not going your way over and over and over again. Here's the link to the graph because I'm a 2+2 newb as well as a poker newb and don't know how to post pictures without getting the 404 error.


https://imgur.com/a/9WrPRB2

Rant over, good luck at the tables everyone. Hopefully my luck starts to turn around soon so I can start moving up in stakes.

Last edited by Morphismus; 06-25-2019 at 07:06 PM. Reason: helping out the newb
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06-26-2019 , 12:36 AM
Did you lose more money then the cost of a cheeseburger?. You should pm the poster FranFran he gives great advice on threads like this.
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06-26-2019 , 01:25 AM
OP didn't even lose $3.50
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06-26-2019 , 03:42 AM
[x]winning hundreds of cents in online rigged poker
[x]bitches that he runs bad
[x]can't afford to play for real money
[x]played for 11 days and doesn't know 95% of people play that much hands in 3-4 hours
Tell me more OP, I really want to see some devastating bad beat hand histories that you lost several cents in
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06-26-2019 , 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
[x]winning hundreds of cents in online rigged poker
[x]bitches that he runs bad
[x]can't afford to play for real money
[x]played for 11 days and doesn't know 95% of people play that much hands in 3-4 hours
Tell me more OP, I really want to see some devastating bad beat hand histories that you lost several cents in
my hero
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06-26-2019 , 05:28 AM
Someone call 911. OP lost three dollars
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06-27-2019 , 12:01 PM
I once lost three dollars.
Then I found it in my other pants.
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06-27-2019 , 12:27 PM
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07-05-2019 , 12:39 PM
****ing hell, this is sad...
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07-08-2019 , 06:34 PM
Thread of the year candidate?
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07-09-2019 , 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by invalidname94
It's the first time I've kept a database that I didn't edit in some way (deleting sessions and such)
Lol so you lie to yourself? What a loser
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07-12-2019 , 10:18 AM
[ ] voted best thread in the history of threads
[x] OP confirmed busto (regarding all those sadly lost cents)
[x] feelsbadman
[ ] this doesn't feel like real life
[x] or does it?
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07-13-2019 , 12:30 AM
Jeez OP u walked into the worst neighborhood in 2+2 city, bbv is a cesspool and these mouth breathers survive on posts like yours...They circle BBV like vultures and wait for posts to hammer their stinking beaks into
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07-13-2019 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by +EVillain
Jeez OP u walked into the worst neighborhood in 2+2 city, bbv is a cesspool and these mouth breathers survive on posts like yours...They circle BBV like vultures and wait for posts to hammer their stinking beaks into
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07-13-2019 , 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by +EVillain
Jeez OP u walked into the worst neighborhood in 2+2 city, bbv is a cesspool and these mouth breathers survive on posts like yours...They circle BBV like vultures and wait for posts to hammer their stinking beaks into
Shut up pussy, my beak isnt stinky. Well it was after i hammered your mom's post but I got that cleared up so im good to go.
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07-13-2019 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by +EVillain
Jeez OP u walked into the worst neighborhood in 2+2 city, bbv is a cesspool and these mouth breathers survive on posts like yours...They circle BBV like vultures and wait for posts to hammer their stinking beaks into


yur mum cums in our neighborhood
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07-14-2019 , 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
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07-15-2019 , 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Finally, hundreds of posts later, Ex_Matt makes a good post.

Son, I'm proud.
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07-15-2019 , 12:16 PM
fakarehie
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07-17-2019 , 05:42 AM
OP was a smart one, never replied and went straight to PGC. He could have been the next acesflow11, but he got away.
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07-17-2019 , 06:38 AM
Lol I can’t believe this thread is still active. Why couldn’t you ****ers just let it die???
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07-17-2019 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by invalidname94
Lol I can’t believe this thread is still active. Why couldn’t you ****ers just let it die???


We dont just let others die.

There are certain rules overhere.

We are not bunch of nerds and pussies like in that pcsg someone mentioned above.

Your mouse is weak.
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