Your mom might not be proud of you, but BBV is.

good stuff

Amazing read, A+

from one degenerate to another...A+ thread

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I knew I recognized this girl.....Did she go to Cathedral High School at any point?

Cutting and trimming a crop is the nut worst.

I dunno. Better than having no crop at all. That feeling of being done and smoking up all your finger hash is just, ahhhhhhhhh.

So you had an agreement with doc from the start that he would take the fall if it fell down? Did you pay him off or something?

I knew I recognized this girl.....Did she go to Cathedral High School at any point?[/QUOTE]

Dam you must be local lol.. Ya she went to Cathedral. Did you? If so what year you graduate?

Ya once we decided to set up shop at my house, we had a talk about if anything went wrong. I was on probation at the time and would have been looking at much more jail time. I knew the system, and for him it would be a slap on the wrist. With the help of a very good lawyer of course. There's no sense of 2 people going down when only one has to. He was financially compensated. But for someone like him who never spent a day in jail, this was a hard thing to do when it came time. But he handled it like a stand up guy.

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Graduated in 2003. Grew up right by your grow house. Remember it very well. Pretty wild to hear all the backstory to it now.

Agreed on this part

Graduated in 2003. Grew up right by your grow house. Remember it very well. Pretty wild to hear all the backstory to it now.[/QUOTE]

U must be a couple years younger than me. I think Gianna was 2001. The other girl in that story went to Cathedral too. A girl named Amy. I hung out with a couple other girls from that class, Alyssa and Jette. My friend from the house fire went to Cathedral for a little bit. He was 2002 though. He may have only gone there freshman year. I went to Beal right next to that house and Chestnut for middle school.

5 stars & Subbed, good stuff OP, keep it coming!

Arabic Sisters

I was on a routine casino trip in 2011 at Foxwoods. I was staying at the MGM with the Slot Guru. I will have a story all about him at some point. It was the last night of our 3 day trip. I had been grinding roulette for status points and managed to make a little profit. It was a weekday night and we had been drinking. We were sitting on a low limit blackjack table just killing time I guess. Just me, the Guru, and a girl. She had a Louis Vuitton bag and was dressed like she had money. But she was losing and seeming stressed about it. She may of had $350 in chips when we sat down. She wasn't playing that well and would ask for advice on hands. She told us she had been losing alot lately and that she was from NYC when we asked. We told her we were from Springfield. Then she perks up and says she actually lives in a town right next to Springfield. We busted her balls about claiming NYC at first but she was cool. She eventually lost her chips and was digging through her bag looking for more money. She pulled out like two tens and a five. I was winning and I slid her $100 to play with as she had already seen me give the Guru my winnings to play with too. I told her if she won she had to pay me back. She ordered a drink with us and started having a good time. She started winning too. A couple drinks later she had made $300 and gave me my $100 back. We all got off the table and headed to the cage.

At this point we had gotten pretty friendly and I was telling her we should play some roulette. We did and stayed about break even-ish. Alcohol on weekdays stops at 1230am. So we all headed up to the room to grab a drink to get our winning mojo back. You can't win without that winning feeling you know. We went back to roulette. I was playing nickels and hit the Guru's favorite number. I had maybe $40 on 8. So I surrounded the 8 again with splits, corners, and streets for fun. It landed again and we went crazy. This time it paid me over $3k. I made like $5k in 2 spins. This girl thought we were gods gift to gambling as we preached that you have to be in a winning mood to win. She had made a little bit more money on roulette and it was getting late. About 6am and her phone rang. She was darker skinned but I assumed she was Spanish or something. She started arguing in some crazy language. She got off the phone and told us it was her sister complaining about her not being home. She then told us she was speaking Arabic when we asked. We exchanged numbers and I walked her out to valet to watch her drive off in her Porsche Cayenne SUV. It had a vanity plate with an Arabic name too. That was that, me and the Guru went to bed.

I had sent text back and fourth with this girl and we had talked about making plans for a casino trip. We decided to go down for the night. She said she couldn't stay but that was fine. I'm very accustomed to being left at the casino with no vehicle. So I told her she had to pick me up because I wasn't driving at the time. But I did need an assistant so I had her pick up Poker Jay first. All 3 of us headed down in her Porsche Cayenne and she had told us about her losing ways. So we started interrogating her about her financial background. Come to find out, the car was her sisters. I guess her sister was married to an Arabic guy who worked at a convenience store and was killed during a robbery. She supposedly was getting paid for that somehow. This girl was trying to make money selling Body by Vi shakes. We made fun of her for a bit about that. Poker Jay told her that she needed to hook him up with the sister. She said her sister likes the casino too and she could try. This girl was 24 with a good body and a decent face BTW.

So we check-in to a standard room and I want to take a shower without this girl in the room. So I give her $100 and tell her to make some money while I shower. I have Jay set up my stereo, iron my clothes, and mix me a drink while I shower. I head downstairs and give Jay his $100 and tell him to make it last. This girl was playing black jack and was losing her own money after losing mine. We got to drinking and gambling. I want to stay we did OK. I might have broke even and I think she won a little. I got a good buzz going and I take her back up to the room. Surprisingly Jay hasn't called for more money. He must be hitting his straights and flushes in 1-5 stud. Once back in the room she starts making out with me using full blown middle school tongue. I was like whatever and started getting her undressed. She had real nice tits, so I titty ****ed her for a bit. Then we get on the bed and she starts blowing me. Licking my balls and then out of nowhere starts like trying to lick my ass. In my head I'm like WTF. I didn't have my legs spread that much while I was laying there. But she was licking away. I couldn't take it and took control. I put her down and started banging her. I finally finished and got dressed. She seemed happy like we were now BF and GF. She came to hug and kiss me and there was no way I was kissing her after where her mouth had been. I said hold on I need a drink, that my mouth was dry. I took a sip of water and just finished getting dressed. She ended up leaving shortly after and Poker Jay finally showed up back at the room with the bunny ears. For those of you who don't know what the bunny ears are. It's when you have nothing left in your pants pockets and pull them both out letting them hang.

About a week later I have the Studio suite and the Guru is with me. A couple other poker buddies come hang out in the room to drink. I called this girl up and told her to bring friends down. She showed up with her sister. Her sister was 26 and had just as nice of a body. But a much better face. So being the way that I am I wanted the sister. As did my friends. But don't get me wrong. I didn't want her because she was better looking. I wanted her because I had already banged the other sister, and this sister would be new to me. Some people might think I'm crazy for saying this, I could have a 10 at home that I've been with for a while and I rather sleep out with a 4 that is new. Anyways, We all have drinks and bull**** for a little bit. This sister seems a bit more stuck up than the other one. Everyone is trying to get with her but she does show interest in me. She says that her sister told her I was good at gambling. So I explained my secrets and told her I would teach her. We all head downstairs. I could tell the older sister called the shots. So I told her for us to win we needed to ditch the coolers AKA the other 3 guys. I couldn't take them drooling over her anymore while I was trying to accomplish a bucket list goal. Banging sisters of course. This was the first time I've been with an Arabic girl but that was never a goal I had in mind. So she ends up telling her younger sister to take the guys to go do something in Arabic. It works and we start gambling. I'm up a little bit and everything is going fine. I bump into my sharp buddy who is with a girl and he is getting killed on the DONTS. Us 4 decide to head over to Mohegan, that he would have better luck there.

So we take the older sisters SUV over and park hotel valet. It is after last call and I want more drinks. So I try to get a room because they have a mini-bar. They say that they are pretty committed but can get me in for a rate of $400. I take it. My other friend tells me I'm an alcoholic and walks away. I mean I just paid $400 for access to a mini bar that is going to cost me an additional $150 for the alcohol. But that is fine because now I can get drunk and have a room for the new sister. We both have been ignoring phone calls from the younger sister. We just left them over at Foxwoods and never said where we were going. We head up to the Sky suite they gave us and make drinks. We were both feeling pretty good so it was time to strike. She was down and I smashed her out in the bedroom. Mission complete! I was ready to gamble and finally answered the Guru's call. I told him where we were. We headed downstairs to high stakes baccarat. I was up and down for a bit. I was drunk and thought everything was funny. I had an unlit cigarette in my mouth and was constantly making jokes. This girl was just sitting behind me rubbing my back. Her younger sister and the Guru showed up. The younger sister was definitely upset, but the older one was the boss so she couldn't say much. They end up leaving while I was trying to make my baccarat comeback. I finally did and went to bed in the room I booked there. I would figure out a ride in the morning back to Foxwoods.

I never end up getting the older sisters phone number. I text the younger sister maybe 2 weeks later. I haven't heard from her and was looking for a skeezer to go down to the casino with. She says she can't but her older sister will. This girl must have bullied the younger sister into not talking to me. The older sister texts me now and I give her directions to my house. She picks me up and we head down. I ended up getting a nice Presidential suite at MGM. I had video and pics of the room and the sister but can't find them. Standard night of drinking and gambling goes on. It's finally late and I end up back in the room with her. This time around she is more aggressive. The fist time she just let me have my way with her and just laid there. I was fine with it because it was like 6am and I was tired. She's giving me head and then like deja vu with the other sister she is licking my ass. I'm not going to lie. I let her do it for a bit. She then got on top and rode me until I was done. We went to bed and I had her just leave me there the next morning when she left. I didn't really talk to them much after that. I had gotten what I wanted. Banged 2 sisters. It was fun. But the true moral of this story is that Arabic girls like to lick ass ..

[/QUOTE]U must be a couple years younger than me. I think Gianna was 2001. The other girl in that story went to Cathedral too. A girl named Amy. I hung out with a couple other girls from that class, Alyssa and Jette. My friend from the house fire went to Cathedral for a little bit. He was 2002 though. He may have only gone there freshman year. I went to Beal right next to that house and Chestnut for middle school.[/QUOTE]

Ha. I was a few years younger than those girls but know who they are. Gotta love catholic school girls......Does the name Santamaria ring a bell? Also, keep the stories coming.....

I wonder if they like talk to eachother and say this is what should happen! Very odd. I would have freaked out haha. Funny story.

Ha. I was a few years younger than those girls but know who they are. Gotta love catholic school girls......Does the name Santamaria ring a bell? Also, keep the stories coming.....

I was going to PM you but you don't have that option available. Santamaria your name?

Read first three stories, you are a sick degen but very entertaining stories nonetheless

You're a f***ING degenerate

5*stars

Write a book

haha that story was jks when you said she started talking some crazy language

Glad I didn't find this thread when it started. Great stuff! Much better to marathon through these stories instead of having to wait for the next one. Well, now I'm just going to be waiting like everyone else.

LOL @ bunny ears. I'm gonna borrow that one.

Solid cliffs on that one

whats wrong with a little salad tossing..

Story Corey

It was the end of 2005 and I just been released from finishing the 4 month sentence I was given from the Jacobs Ladder story. When I went away I only had Wins living at my house. He took care of things while I was gone. We stayed in touch through calls to my house. He was actually going to be having to serve time for a case he had pending. My release date and when his sentence starts overlapped about 2 weeks. We had a friend named Nikki. I had banged her a while back and she would come over to party alot. She was actually looking for a place to live and I was looking for someone to be at my house for the 2 weeks or so Wins wouldn't be there. So Nikki moved in a month before I was released. Well me and Wins end up cell-mates once he arrives. He had a long year ahead of him and I was heading home soon. He seemed bitter about it, but oh well. He had his fun partying at my house while I was in.

I got released and was so happy to be home. The first week out I was right back to partying. Poker Jay called me and needed a place to live so I let him sleep in the basement. This was actually the first time he had moved in with me. I have stories for days about him, but I guess I should get to the point and talk about Corey. There was maybe 8 of us back at my house after the club at about 230am. Nikki had a best friend named Crystal. I remember we weren't being loud and all just kind of hanging out in the living room. I heard a knock at my front door. I think its the cops, but were not causing any trouble. I look out my blinds and see someone standing at my door and its definitely not the cops. I open the door to see this black kid with a shaved head and tattoos on it. I stand there and he casually acts like he wants to walk in and I should move. I'm like "what's up?". Then I hear crystal in the background go "that's Corey, let him in." He smiles and goes "you must be Bigelow". I guess he had been partying at my house alot when Wins was there and he would just show up late night always assuming people are there.

This guy was too much. He kept calling me Bigelow. He said Wins had told him all about me and then the stories began. He had a story for everything. You couldn't name someone that he wasn't related somehow. Whatever you talked about he had a bull**** story to go with along. You couldn't believe anything that came out of his mouth. Just the ridiculousness that came from him was over the top. I can remember him calling me up saying "hey boss man, I need help moving a body". At this point I put him on speaker so everyone can her his nonsense. I said "what do you mean? I can't get involved with that. Who did you kill?" He goes "Oh no no, I didn't kill anyone, my uncle owns a funeral home. I need to give him a hand moving some of the bodies" This type of stuff you got on a daily basis. We got along fine though. He did like being my friend and would do pretty much anything I asked. He's very good for recreational laughter. He never told me no. So when we were bored, Story Corey would put a stop to it no matter what time of the day it was.

He wasn't the brightest either. I remember having some friends over to help give my house a good clean and someone wanted to buy some junk I wasn't using. I sold it to them and asked Corey if he wanted to buy anything. I think I sold him some kitchen stuff for $20. But the real sale was before we hit my living room for the big clean, I made an offer he couldn't refuse. I had one of those big sectional couches that wraps around. I told Corey I would sell him whatever is under my couch for $10. He sat and thought about it. I told him I haven't looked and many people have slept on that couch. There could be an untold fortune under there between jewelry and cash. He couldn't resist once I said if he don't want it, I was going to offer it to someone else. He ended up with a rap magazine, loose Cheetos, a sock, and 31 cents. I told him it was a tough break and offered him a dollar for the magazine back. He kept it.

I'll also never forget one of our casino trips. My girl, Corey, and a girl he knew all went down to the casino. I end up on my own torching away money at black jack. I might have brought $1k and was down to $200 left. I was playing $15 hands at first, but now I was sweating green chip hands. I was still somewhat new to the casino and only played black jack for table games. I get a call from Corey as the dealer is shuffling a new shoe. All 3 of them are together and want to go out to eat. I tell him I'm losing and need to win some money back. He tells me take a break and that he will pay for dinner which is weird. I've never seen him with more than $75 on him. I figured he must have won some money with the $60 he brought. I go meet them at a restaurant and they had already ordered. I order mine and try to cool down from the loss as they are all laughing it up. One thing he did was order a cheeseburger then send it back because it had cheese on it. That back and fourth between him and the waitress was embarrassing. We all finally finish our meals and they bring the bill. He hands her a players club card to pay. I think the girl he is with must come up alot and had points saved. The waitress asks for ID and neither of them oblige. She says she cant pay for the meal with points unless they have an ID. We ask for a moment. Corey then tells me he found the card in a slot and he checked to see if it had points on it. He said there was plenty but he didn't know you needed an ID. I said well your going to have to pay cash. Him and the girl look at each other. They say they both lost the money they came up with and that's why they grabbed the card. I end up having to pay the tab with the money I have left over from black jack. Then took a miserable ride home.

****** WARNING ****** View at your own risk. Video is graphic and may offend most. This was the type of recreation Corey would give. Nikki's best friend Crystal was on her way over and we felt like terrorizing her. I asked Corey to throw on a tie and answer the door. I'm filming and Jay and Nikki are in the background laughing.
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