Females with Sticky Fingers
I haven't been robbed too many times in my life for the degenerate lifestyle I have led. But I much rather be on the winning end of the beat. I'm going to touch on my experiences with theft and isolating the female versions of it. I've met crazy and shady girls over the years as I'm sure many of you have. But we need to focus on the sneaky, conniving, scandalous, backstabbing Scallywags that have a fast buck on their mind. At the males expense of course. A fairly standard play for them is too attack when the male is intoxicated and only has sex on his mind. The whole time your putting down drink after drink thinking you are having a good time with this female, she is waiting on her opportunity to pounce.
My first experience with this was in 2007 I think. Money was flowing in for me and girls were everywhere. I was pretty much the only one in the circle who had his own house at that age. Not having a job meant many free nights to drink and bang hoes. My house was the pre-game meet and of course the after hours meeting place. This had gone on for years and I cycled through friends and girls. Having my own house at the age of 21 was especially nice considering there was never a land lord and I was never getting kicked out. As many of my other friends party spots were only temporary. I was also very hospitable. I would always have fully stocked alcohol and everyone was treated like they were at home. If you wanted to stay the night and not drive home that was never a problem. I also had to keep my entertainment standards up. I spent alot of time and money remodeling my basement to entertain my guests. Alot of standard man cave stuff. Pool table, poker table, big screen, and a bar. I also set up the other side of the basement to accommodate any wild ones or smokers. I had a stripper pole, laser lights, black lights, fog machines, spare beds, etc. Whatever was needed to have a good time. I had created an environment to get totally ****ed up and wake up more often than not forgetting how u got to bed. This became obvious to the hundreds of people that had been a guest in my house.
It was summer time and I had arranged for a group of us to go to a local MMA event. It was extremely popular at this time and we had to show off and book the $1000 VIP table at this event. That's another thing I became pretty good at, showing off. I would flash money all the time and always have to have a nice car. With rims obviously. At 23 years old carrying around anywhere from $2k to $10k in your pocket at this time seemed like a big deal to most peers. Well the MMA event was fun. Lots of drinks and our high school friend won his match. So was a good night and was time to head back to my house for the after party. I had roughly $4k in my pocket that night. A bunch of us ended up back at my house and I ended up in the bathroom with this hot girl I brought back. Somehow we end up in the shower. But I made sure I emptied my pockets before getting undressed. My $4k knot was sitting on the sink. I did what I had to do with this girl in the shower then got out and headed to my room to throw some clothes on. Then it dawned on me I left my money in the bathroom. I went to grab it and it was gone. I was very close to being blacked out but everyone was still at my house. So the money had to still be there. After some violent antics and borderline death threats my money was all of a sudden in my room sitting in my closet. Nobody was leaving that house until my money was found and I think whoever took it got scared and hid it back in my room while I was on a tear. I remember how angry I was, but it was a good feeling to get that money back.
This story circulated and must have planted seeds in females heads. It was open season for me I guess and the very next week I was a target again. These Scallywags needed a getaway this time around. This very next incident didn't get that far though. It was a similar night but my house was the after hours from just a regular club night. I had been drinking but wasn't too drunk this night. I found myself standing in my living room making out with a girl I had smashed years prior. Music was loud and the lights were low but I felt her hand actually going into my front pocket where my money was. I stopped and said what are you doing. She acted like it was nothing and that I was confused. **** it, all I can think about is banging her again. But then she did it again under the impression I was ****ed up and wouldn't realize. At this point I knew I wasn't confused and it became and argument. She ended up immediately leaving with another friend. Wow I felt like I had sucker written on my forehead. This scandalous hoe actually had the nerve to tell people she left because I tried raping her and that's why she wouldn't go back to my house anymore. Amazing the moves females pull. Well I had dodged two close ones.
That story had spread to about this girl almost robbing me, but 2 weeks later that was old news to me. It was time for a casino trip with a group of us. There was an MMA event being held at Mohegan Sun. I wasn't a consistent table game player at this time so I had no comps. But my mother was the slot junkie that many of us know. Time after time, losing the same amount in these slots then returning home. Well she had booked me two adjoining rooms and some comp tickets to the fights. Once we got down there to check-in there was no adjoining rooms, so they accommodated by giving us a regular room and a 1,800 sq. ft. Sky suite. This was a big deal to me back then because I had never seen a room like this. 2 bathrooms and a kitchenette. A Bose sound system and jacuzzi. The MMA fights actually got cancelled and I had invited about 15 people. So we just got to partying. I had brought $2k with me to gamble with and won $2k that night while playing black jack drunk. Well we all end up back in the suite with the music blasting and just having a good time. I'm showing off my black jack winnings and taking shots with the guys. I get really drunk and end up in jacuzzi naked with 2 girls that are friends and one of which I had already ****ed. Everything started to fade at that point.
The next thing I remember is waking up in the master bedroom in bed and its like 9am. There is money strewn all over the bed next to me. I'm trying to figure out how I got to sleep but can't. There is another friend of mine Rocky who is pacing around the suite talking to himself. He has been high on coke all night and was mumbling about one of the girls robbing him for the rest of his coke. I start to collect all the money and count it. It's $2k light. I search all around the bed and search all around the suite. No extra money. My buddy is the only other one left and he says he has no idea where my money went. He just keeps claiming "It must have been these bitches, they got me for my coke too.". I'm like **** your coke I'm short $2,000 dollars. I start calling everyone's phones. Especially the girls I was in the jacuzzi with. Only one answers and says she doesn't know anything and says she can't get a hold of the other girl who I have been banging which is weird. I'm going crazy at this point and ask Rocky where our other friend Murray is. I guess he went to the extra room we had, to sleep. At this point everyone is a suspect. I go and wake him up and he is pretty groggy. I tell him to get up and help me figure out what happened. He tells me he remembers coming back to the suite and the girls from the jacuzzi were gone. He says he seen my jeans laying in the bathroom with money falling out of the pocket. At this point Rocky chirps in saying he remembers seeing the hoes in the bathroom with my jeans and them abruptly leaving. Murray continues to say he grabbed my jeans and came over to me while I was drunk in bed and saying "Whats wrong with you? your leaving your money lying around." He said he then gave it to me and I threw it on the bed. He said he never counted it but he was aware of these close calls with girls the few weeks prior and didn't want to see it happen again.
At this point I am sure the money isn't in the room and someone has stolen it. But who? Rocky keeps bitching about him being a victim too, about his missing bag of coke. Muttering "she got me, she ****ing got me." I lash out and charge at him pushing him over a chair. I couldn't take it and I wanted my money back. Plus that little Skank still wouldn't answer her phone. I end up strip searching these two before we pack up to leave. Murray is fine with and Rocky complains the whole time still upset about his stupid ****ing bag of coke. Anyway neither of them had it, so we left. I got home and sat and talked with Murray and Wins who were both living with me at the time. We concluded that it was these 2 girls that I was in the jacuzzi with. Fine it was settled. But now what to do, because one won't answer our calls and the other will never admit to it. The Trick who wouldn't answer my calls, I don't know where she lived or anything. So for the other Pig, I was taking it out on her. I made a couple phone call and the next day her house was broken into. A laptop, nice jewelry, and a few other things were stolen. She was pretty sure I had something to do with it but that **** knew she had it coming. At least I got unstuck.
Side Note - I was talking with someone recently who was a boyfriend of this girls best friend back then and confirmed that she was behind it. He brought it up out of nowhere.
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Just some old pics of my basement. Alcohol was running low when I took these photos.
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