Wow, WarmDeck.... this thread continues to deliver great stories, plot twists, cliff hangers, and the like. It will def be interesting to see how this new wrinkle in the saga will play out. I have a feeling (and am hoping) that like you mentioned, this will be forgotten about in the next week, and you can return to your normal posting duties to keep our workdays entertaining.

Best line from the text convo:

"I've banged 200 plus girls. I only banged 4 girls sober. And every story sicker than the last."

HA! Even the GF appreciates how sick these stories are!

Unlucky OP. If she comes to 2p2 with an acct she gets a perma for the die slow death wish

Give the mods a list of possible ips she will be accessing the site from..ie her computer, her phone, etc... and have the mods ban those ips from this site.

Every little bit helps

Lol to telling her it's fiction and then telling us its not in the thread YOU KNOW SHE'S READING....

First off, she has made a promise to me to not read anymore of this thread. Which I am almost positive that she won't. She is not very internet savvy. As far as the fiction goes. That's for each reader to decide.

Well, there's another standard Vegas activity (hint: not gambol) which you could perform with her which might fix everything...

Or break up with her. You dont seem like the type to settle down anyway.

My vows would have to be something like this

I, WarmDeck, take you *******, to be my wife, to have and to hold soberly from this day forward, while never degening, whether winning, or losing, even during sick runs I promise, not to love hoes or cherish slut-bunnies, and abide by the law until death do us part.

I checked, not an available option.

For full disclosure, it is an available option if she posts. I can't preemptively ban ips

lmao at texts gg

this is awesome stuff, lol. way better than any book I have read. keep the stories coming!

OP knows gf is now monitoring this thread, yet he posts multiple private texts here between them? Oh she won't mind that at all, nosiree.

Who the **** posts personal texts between someone he supposedly cares about on a public forum for strangers to pour over? That's just ****ing stupid beyond reason.

It's one thing to realize past actions were silly and harmful, but sadly it doesn't look like much has changed.

Not gonna lie, you're pretty much ****ed. But you do have some sick stories, so might as well go down with the ship.

On the bright side...

Please read thread in full. I have stated at least 3 times that she is not following or monitoring the thread. She read about 6 stories or so in and was disgusted. I feel that she will hold up to her word and not check up, but there is always a possibility. If you have followed this thread and read my stories, which only account for a partial bit of my unfavorable behavior mind you. She has stayed with me through all that. I don't think a poker forum is going to be the end to it all. About the texts, I don't see where the private personal info of hers is being divulged or the embarrassment she would receive. Especially being anonymous. She went off on me. I look like the idiot. It was never put up in any disrespect to her. So I highly doubt she is worried that ntnBO is aware of an anonymous text. Does she approve of this thread? NO. But WTF, she don't approve of much of what I do. Yes I make stupid decisions, but don't potray it as if I'm putting my girl on display. This thread would never get a photo or an identity of her from me. So breathe easy. As far as **** changing from the past, of course not. I've told some recent stories, I AM STILL ACTIVELY A DEGEN....

I'm not calling it quits yet, I have to get more evasive. I can't let this one minor screw up stop me. It's Vegas, then a book, or bust. Or in any order.

and about your car insurance..

I have.

If you truly think she won't look again you are deluded. Just human nature.

This.

It is. Whether you know it or not. Believe it or not, some things don't belong on the internet.

Look man, you can't change the past, no biggie. But you can put a stop to the idiocy in the present and future. If you care about your girl that is.

If you can save the relationship from what she's seen already, you can save it when she reads the rest. I don't think humans possess the stubbornness to hold out against that sort of curiosity. She will want to see more.

Good luck man, I hope your hand holds to her one outer.

lol'd

Than you should realize I'm here to share/deliver

She promised me she wouldn't, her human nature is to live up to that promise. So calling me deluded about my thoughts about someone you don't know is ridiculous.

Again +1

Please link internet protocol and by-laws please. Please note infraction.

I can't change my past. More than likely won't stop idiocy in the future. I do care about my girl. I'm straight forward and I understand my mistakes. I choose to make bad decisions, because frankly that's WTF I feel like doing sometimes.


So my questions to you are

1) Are you offended by what I share?

2) Do you approve of what I share?

3) Have you enjoyed what I've shared?

4) Would you like me stop sharing?

5) Would you like me to turn my life around? (maybe live a life kind of like yours)

6) Do you think I need counseling or at least a good lecture?

If you answered YES to question 6 please recommend physician

lol this was obviously the whale from the Overweight & Confused video. The fat bitch is actually sort of related to my girl through like a distant relative or something. The big girl approached me at a bar one night while she was drunk and was acting very friendly with my girl standing right there. My girl accused me of possible indecent acts after she walked away. I denied them because like Shaggy once said "It wasn't me"

Epic.

1) Are you offended by what I share?
NO
2) Do you approve of what I share?
NO
3) Have you enjoyed what I've shared?
YES
4) Would you like me stop sharing?
NO
5) Would you like me to turn my life around? (maybe live a life kind of like yours)
NO
6) Do you think I need counseling or at least a good lecture?
YES, to counseling. lol no to a good lecture. Find your own doctor. Google is your friend.

Wow. Fantastic. Captivating. Since I stumbled across this thread I've spent the last several hours Degening my way thru every single story and page! My eyes hurt, but I'd like to read more.. Now it seems your sharing is catching up to you. But unlike others here I am not worried for you. With tricks like the Skeet & Beat in your back pocket I am sure you can handle the situation.
And I look forward to the book.
Thanks for putting in the time to share & deliver some serious entertainment. Well written & inspiring to the degenerate in all of us.

Shocked you have not been to Vegas-Though it may have been too much for you back in the day lol.

And I would gladly wear a WarmDeck t-shirt. Big fan.