you're a ****ing filthy degenerate and i wish i had your life

my ****ing hero. a real-life batman.

While I prefer your classification system, we also use some labels to describe female behavior types. Since owners and retirees don't really figure into the picture, we only label the girls that are down to smash. A hoodrat is a girl who will do anything for loot or jewels. They are tricky and dangerous and will even rob you, but hey at least they are down to party. As long as you know they are a hoodrat and play solid defense you'll be fine.

A slutbunny is a volunteer. Obviously the best type.

A slutrat is a hybrid breed. The rat in them wants to get paid, but the slut in them wants to smash so there's usually a deal to be made. They aren't as devious as hoodrats, they're more likely to just be like "I'll suck your Johnson for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch." So slutrats include working girls and skeet and beat victims, but can also be run of the mill neighborhood pass arounds.

So anyway, yes there have been recent slutbunny encounters at Caesars (during the Nobu tower opening party) but no I don't have any handy pics. Also me and my girl were given a room there for a weekend as a gift last year and one of the salon girls ended up back in our room the first night. So even the employees at Caesars are in play. Come to think of it, that may be the best option for you and your gang.

This is genuinely an amazing assessment. Sort of a beginners-intermediate guide to slut hunting in Vegas. I love the hybrid concept. Might have to run some trial testing on my own. You have increased my eagerness level to touchdown in Vegas 2 notches. Noted on "hoodrats", will be prepped and aware.

LOVE IT!!! Also Love the Lebowski refrence A++

WarmDeck is such a boss!! Loved every story.

I have a terrible UPDATE to share. I had been on my laptop yesterday evening and had the BBV forum open but not logged in, along with some other tabs. I also had my notepad open as I was working on a story. Well I get a phone call and I had to run out and meet someone. I left my laptop open and all screens up. I am usually good at X'ing everything out and clearing my history. I assume you guys can see where this is going. I ended talking a bit longer than expected with my buddy I met while listening to him about his weekend exploits. My girl calls and said she was at my house and I told her I would call her back as soon as I left. That's when she says "I read your stories". I get sick. I tell her I will call her right back and cut my friend short. I guess she seen the story I was working on and on BBV you could see this thread not highlighted like the new posts would be. She clicked on the link and read the first 2 stories. She was disgusted with me. I kept her on the phone the whole ride home so she couldn't read anymore. I tried to tell her that the stuff about me banging girls was fiction. She didn't believe me for some reason. When I got home it turned into more of an argument and she left. But she did remember the name WarmDeck and the website and googled it from her phone. I realized this when I started getting calls and text about other stories and her saying she knew the stuff must be true. I called her and told her that it was a twist I threw onto stories to look cool. I told her I was writing a book and would I be that stupid enough to write something like that if it were true. We talked for a while and I was able to get her to promise to not read anymore of this thread. We agreed that I would sit down and read it with her at some point. So she made it about 6 stories or so in as far as I could tell from what she was throwing at me. She also asked why I had been looking at camcorders. Another tab I had open, where I was looking to purchase a high quality one for Vegas trip. We talked more today and currently she is okay with me, even though this may be very hard to believe. I made it clear to her that I was pursuing a career as a fiction author but didn't want to spoil the surprise. I honestly can't say if she will read more of this thread and don't know where to go from here. I still want to keep thread going. Maybe I can gamble and hope to keep her at bay, hoping everything blows over and she forgets. Or maybe the moderator could always PM me another route.

lol @ ur GF thinking this was real

Make a new account and start a new thread? Just in case

good luck op

lol

this obv

OP why not just come clean? She is gonna read them all and the juggling story will come out. She's gonna remember that night. At least try and salvage some respect.

I know right
Was thinking about this already
I may need it


Here is some of the text she sent me after the first phone call. Between being irate and auto correct it may be hard to understand.

<removed as requested by OP>

May be single soon..

OP, you shouldn't have modified your original post where you explained that while the gambling was real, you were embellishing the rest to add excitement to the story.

She knows my stories are true because she knows about much of the events and people in them. But I told her anytime I said I banged a girl behind her back, that it was just a twist I put in story to look cool. But I know that when she promised me she wouldn't read anymore, that I'm like 98% sure she won't. She has actually caught me cheating or found out countless times. Especially in the first 5 years of our relationship. She always gets over it and knew kind of how I was when we first met.

Never expected her to find this thread. Her only out was me leaving my laptop unattended and screens open.

Was there a Trident?

I forgot to add, once I got her cooled down the that night, I had the nerve to ask her if she thought my stories were good at least. She fired back "NO they sucked! hahahaha

Well if she starts licking your ass, pretend its the first time that's ever happened.

I always thought homocide detectives should all be women. Or the cops should just hire the ex girlfriends of all their suspects to help with the investigation. Women are like bloodhounds, even if they've never been in the woods they'll find a rat as soon as you let them outside for a minute.

Don't sweat it WD, everyone who shares on the internet gets busted. Lay low for a bit and she'll get bored. A new screen name wouldn't hurt but probably isn't even necessary.

lool wp sir

This is automatic. Glad she didn't reach that story though. She seemed very upset about me having sex with 4 girls sober. She knows of herself and my ex, but really wanted to know who these other 2 special broads were.
Ya going to have to try to lay low. Vegas is going to be a real issue now. Going to be hard to pull off a week without her finding out.
I was waiting for this lol. I have a pic/image for everyone in my phone. Slightly obsessive, even have images for casino and banks in my contact list. Didn't want to put a pic of my face, so used a pic of me with some gambling winnings. Its an old live daily tourny score strewn across a poker table. It was a $330 and I backed a friend in it too. We went 2nd and 3rd. Was a good day.
As I have no shame to post pics of me or my friends, I don't feel comfortable putting my girl out there with her name or photos, so I edited her out. She will have to remain anonymous.

Dude, have you ever been the victim of the 1 outer on the river? On the turn, you were close to a 98% . . .

Be careful of the words you use because woman, like police, will use anything you say against you. When you say "I told her anytime I said," I read that as "she believes my story that . . ." You made it clear to us that (1) the upcoming infidelity part of the stories is just pure and utter b.s., (2) you love this chick to no end, and (3) you will likely do something irrational to yourself if she leaves you. You are digging an unnecessary hole for yourself by continuing to post about it.

Now, continue on with the real life stories of degeneracy and the outright lies about all the chicks you have banged.