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03-15-2017 , 01:44 PM
That's ****ing fantastic that you smashed the 11....she's bad. Squeeze some pics out of her and share with the boys?

That track in the background of you guys at the club popping bottles is one of my favorite Hov tracks...there are some bomb clubs out here in Scottsdale but not many that play good hip hop.
03-17-2017 , 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
Things started to come to light when we opened an envelope that was mailed to the dealership for him. He was out running errands, so we took it upon our-selves to read his mail. Inside was ten $100 bills and a blank postcard of roses. I immediately thought about how SCP already knew Strip Poker Steve from the past. After some severe interrogating when he got back to the dealership, he told us he had previously worked at the same club as SPS. That this money was from a guy "friend" he met while working there. What are the ***** odds, I somehow end up, linked up with the only two Gay for Pay Poker Degens in the world. There's probably others out there, but you know what I mean. We all abused him for this, but he remained adamant that this was strictly platonic.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jeez
03-17-2017 , 03:35 AM
Wtf is this thread
03-17-2017 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Briro2017
Wtf is this thread


It's what I show people when I want then to think I'm a good, quiet, well-rounded person
03-17-2017 , 04:34 AM
I'm 100% sure that SCP has sucked and jerked a dick not attached to himself in the past.

WarmDeck you a Baddddd Man smashing Papi's slut he's sugar daddy for. Much respect because he needs to understand just the type of Ho she is.

Max/Beetle Bailey... Oh man that boy is lucky that a small part of you loves him like a brother.

BTW any update on what Poker Jay has been up to?
03-17-2017 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
I'm 100% sure that SCP has sucked and jerked a dick not attached to himself in the past.

WarmDeck you a Baddddd Man smashing Papi's slut he's sugar daddy for. Much respect because he needs to understand just the type of Ho she is.

Max/Beetle Bailey... Oh man that boy is lucky that a small part of you loves him like a brother.

BTW any update on what Poker Jay has been up to?
No actual proof of SCP handling a foreign dick yet..

Beetle Bailey has a very interesting plot twist within a few stories.

Funny you ask about Poker Jay. I haven't interacted with him much over the past year. But I'm about 90% sure he's moving down to Orlando next month. Gotta put his Degen ass to work. If he commits, guaranteed good PJ stories to come.
03-19-2017 , 06:04 PM
Really appreciate the stories, always well written and extremely hilarious
03-21-2017 , 01:15 PM
I saved this one for a few days and I can tell you that I'm glad I did.

I want to witness this **** in person at some point. Hope this is a long-term venture.
03-22-2017 , 01:10 PM
I never condone this typa behavior but tbh you probably did good smashin the 11, that girl's already done enough damage to him financially as it is and Ramon seems like the kind of person who would make excuses to let it continue unless something like this happens to him

U guys should really sit him down and talk him into letting that thot go, even tho he'll have a grudge for a while, the fact that she's lettin the squad smash behind his back might be enough to finally get him to pull the plug lol

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03-22-2017 , 01:56 PM
Damnnnnn WD, arms looking jacked AF homie. What kinda workout routine you doing?
03-22-2017 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Machine
Damnnnnn WD, arms looking jacked AF homie. What kinda workout routine you doing?
What up SPS?
03-22-2017 , 02:09 PM
lol
03-22-2017 , 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by okno
What up SPS?
loooooool
03-22-2017 , 04:12 PM
Yall like my American Eagle boxers?
03-23-2017 , 09:06 AM
Warm deck.. this is fu@$ing golden!
03-23-2017 , 03:05 PM
Fall Break to Mass




Max was already in Mass being a Cuckold before my departure. He was vague with details. Only thing he relayed to me was that she was looking for money and not putting out. I told him we would talk more when he picked me up from the airport.



Considering it was a Friday when Papi dropped me off at MCO, I decided to get started early. I found myself at the bar drinking before boarding. I had been in contact with Max, and the game-plan was to hit a strip-club as soon as I arrived. He wanted to go out and blow off some steam from the way the wife had been treating him. I continued with the complimentary vodka and cranberries on the flight. Also made sure to kick up the extra couple bucks for in-flight texting. That allowed me to keep in touch with Mr. Cuckold. About an hour into the flight, he backed out of our plans. Claimed the wife was going out. So he needed to watch his son while she got ****ed, long-dick style. He assured me that him and Max Jr. would be awaiting my arrival to transport me home still. But being 5 drinks or so in, I opted out. I did manage to quickly find a replacement ride. Just a regular whore I had banged a few times. She was at a nearby bar drinking already.



I accompanied her back to that bar for more drinks. I had some pocket cash on me from forcing SCP to pay me back the money he owed me before I left. I was cool with him being #gay2paymeback. So he had to divvy up one of his frequent packages with me. Anyway, I was getting the itch to gamble. This whore didn't want to drive far, so I decided to hit a local cash game. I bumped into Poker Jay there. I hadn't seen him for over 6 months because he was locked up. He instantly handed me a $20 bill. I forgot he owed me it over some deal a while back. Maybe he thought I was there to collect. I laughed at him and told him to keep it. I bought in for $500 and just kept raising to $55 pre which was pissing everyone off. It was only a $1-$2 game, and caused PJ to cash out quickly. As soon as I got trapped for my first buy-in, I reloaded for $1k. Being the sucker at the table I was able to convince everyone to play NLO. About an hour later I was up $100 and decided to get on with the night.

I finally made it to a strip-club where I donated my profit to a dancer. There wasn't anything too entertaining going on. Felt like I was pretty much done with the night. Since the whore who picked me up was still with me, I decided it was best to leave and make her give me a blowjob on a nearby side-street. She did it passionately, swallowed, then brought me home. I brought my luggage inside and felt great getting into a real bed as opposed to an air mattress.



Waking up in Mass was a huge letdown after being in Florida for a few weeks. Life had seemed so fast the few weeks prior. Besides my mattress, only other thing that felt good, was getting into my Bimmer. I didn't have a ton of things on my to-do list. My only real chore was to check up on Papi to make sure business was running right. So I quickly decided to reach out to SPS for a casino run.




I don't remember where I left off with Strip Poker Steve updates. But I personally hadn't seen him in a while. His wife still had a restraining order on him. Seemed like they were both content with the relationship being over. SPS had been on a tough run of cards and luck. He was living in a community apartment where he got his own bedroom, but shared a kitchen, living room, and bathroom with about 5 others. His rent was about $100 a week which his sugar daddy would pay for him. SPS had fleeced him for so much he could barely afford covering the rent for him. So SPS would have to do side-jobs, hand-jobs, and other odd-jobs for extra cash to play poker and cover his car payment. He had also just recently met girl on Tinder. She had 2 kids and just separated from her heroin using hubby. From what SPS told me, this new relationship was fantastic. He did family activities like bowling, b-day parties, even hiking in the woods. Only downside he revealed to me was that he would have to sneak around to see her. She lived at home with her mother, and for some undisclosed reason, the mother already had a restraining order on SPS. Hes getting good at those I guess. So waiting around the block for the mother to go to work was a common theme for him.



Aside from finding the love of his life, he realized he was a bit washed up in the escort department. It was time to find an actual job. With his background and work history, it was slim pickings for employment. He landed a $12 an hour job at C&S, selecting food orders in a freezer warehouse. Prostitute and Poker Player doesn't fit too well on a resume. SPS was willing to hit the casino as long as I staked him. I had no problem with that. It was amusing to get caught up on how rough life had been treating him. I put him in for $200 buy-in at 2-5 and we were able to sit next to each other. We both drank while he played awful as usual. He managed to blow 3 buy-ins while I ran amazing. My drinking and table banter caused people to pay me off time after time.



One hand I remember UTG limped for $5 as I also did with AQ. Limped around for a 6-way pot where the BB checked his option. Flop came down KJ6. UTG led for $40, I called, and the SB called too. 3-way to the T I was hoping for on the turn. Checked to UTG who led for $285 this time. I just called and the SB folded. River is the 8, so I start talking trash to UTG because we're heads up now. He put out $475 that he was never gonna see again. I have him covered and jam on him. He had good size stack to start the hand, so the call was about $1,350 more. He thought for about a minute, then called it off. I tabled my hand, tipped the dealer, apologized to him for the tough beat, and he took the walk of shame. Poker can appear too easy some days.



So SPS losing $600 on me didn't sting too much when I cashed out $5,150. We had played into the early hours and just decided to grab breakfast before I went back to the hotel room to crash. I didn't get too much sleep, so I figured it was best to just head home instead of playing more.

Back home there wasn't too much going on. I had check in periodically with SCP to see what Papi was up to. Seemed like he was at the strip-club for lunch everyday with the 11. Sometimes he was out clothes shopping with her. Cars sales were slowing down too. He was out of control. There was one day where he sold 2 cars back to back and figured he should celebrate. It was mid-afternoon when I started getting text from Papi that a stripper was going to the dealership. He even sent me a pic of her. I brushed it off, until the FaceTime call came in. There she was naked riding him in the dealership. I was shocked. His cousin Tone was there and they ran a train on her. I din't know at the time, but later found out from Tone she was actually a hooker. They split her cost of $250.

NSFW
Spoiler:


I was living the slow-life and Max always seemed like he was babysitting. I did manage to get him to come out drinking one night. It started out a good time. We hit some different bars, then a strip-club. I found a stripper who was wasted. She was down for whatever. So I started to make plans with Max to take her to a hotel so we could gang-bang her. He had been telling me for a couple weeks that he was completely done with the wife. So I figured he was about it. But he kept making excuses about having to be up early. Complaining it was getting too late, when it was only midnight. I finally just slapped him for whining like a *****.

I called him and apologized the next day. I genuinely felt bad, especially when he said I chipped his tooth. He was watching his son and told me he was heading to Wal-Mart for diapers. Trying to make up for slapping him, I headed over to Wal-Mart to surprise him. Figured I would buy him and his son lunch. I was standing out front waiting for him to pull-in. He didn't come walking up with his son though. He was walking with the wife. It was real awkward and he was so embarrassed when I seen them together. He was really going on about how he was over her and only speaks to her if it involves their kid. I ended up just saying hi and bye. Cuckolds are gonna to Cuckold I guess.

He called me a few hours later and explained that she made him go buy diapers with her while his grandmother watched the kid. It was whatever, I just didn't want to listen to it anymore. We got to planning our return trip to Orlando. He was completely broke aside from the car Papi had bought for him. He even borrowed $200 from me against the sale of that car. A plane ticket was a bit too pricey for him at the moment, so I came up with a great idea. I bought an SUV off a friend of mine that was trying to get rid of it badly. It had some problems, but he guaranteed it could withstand the haul down south. So I gave him $1,800 for it. I would fix a couple problems and sell it down there. So not only would I profit, I would get Max down there for just the gas and tolls it cost. Even better, I was now able to get my poker setup brought down. This was a grand plan.



So Max showed up to load the SUV two days before my flight. He planned on crashing at his brothers place in North Carolina. We should be arriving at the same time the way we planned it. I gave him $300 for gas, Redbulls, tolls, and Fritos. He was beyond excited. It had been a somewhat uneventful trip back home. But we were fired up for the return.
03-23-2017 , 03:21 PM
Oohhhhh, Papi Perfecto poppin prostitute pussy on company time and company dime!
03-23-2017 , 04:44 PM


I'm going to wear this meme out over time. You don't even need to know who Max is to appreciate this/have it speak to you.
03-23-2017 , 05:24 PM
Damn man I have a strong feeling J is going to have to alpha dog Papi and take financial control of the business if it is going to survive his degeneracy. The Degeneral needs to get the troops in order back in O-Town.

I felt bad for you slapping Max... Until you saw him with the wife and basically confirmed that he deserved to be slapped like a little *****.

That Ho was fine tho lol can't be TOO mad at that $500 it just can't be a habit
03-23-2017 , 05:57 PM
A+ per usual
03-24-2017 , 01:45 AM
[QUOTE=Natamus;51918988
I felt bad for you slapping Max... Until you saw him with the wife and basically confirmed that he deserved to be slapped like a little *****. [/QUOTE]

lmao same

reminds me of a kid I know finding out his girl cheated on him with 3 guys in 1 day at separate times. dude said he pulled the plug on the relationship and we were all glad & there for him. We all felt bad until literally the next day we saw them holding hands in public lol smh
03-24-2017 , 09:57 AM
03-25-2017 , 06:59 AM
Good **** once again
03-25-2017 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Damn man I have a strong feeling J is going to have to alpha dog Papi and take financial control of the business if it is going to survive his degeneracy. The Degeneral needs to get the troops in order back in O-Town.

I felt bad for you slapping Max... Until you saw him with the wife and basically confirmed that he deserved to be slapped like a little *****.

That Ho was fine tho lol can't be TOO mad at that $500 it just can't be a habit
You're a visionary Natamus! Order needs to be restored.

The hooker was $250 total, $125 each.
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Originally Posted by CleanoutKid
lmao same

reminds me of a kid I know finding out his girl cheated on him with 3 guys in 1 day at separate times. dude said he pulled the plug on the relationship and we were all glad & there for him. We all felt bad until literally the next day we saw them holding hands in public lol smh
I think back when I originally described The Slot Guru, I stated he played the victim roll very well. He has a knack for making people feel bad for him. But trust me, he deserves everything that happens to him. Max doesn't run bad in life, he just plays bad.
03-25-2017 , 02:30 PM
Dear Moderator,

This thread is going on almost 3 years of longevity. I know I've been turned down multiple times for in-thread editing powers. But this is my formal request for my overdue motherfking undertitle!

Last edited by WarmDeck; 03-25-2017 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Fk that grinder nonsense

      
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