Hat Trick

I've never played hockey but I know what a hat trick is. It's when you score three times in one game/night. I was able to pull this off once in life. Not sure if I can ever do it again, but once is fine with me. This was 2001 during the time I was dating Heather. I was working nights at C&S Wholesales as a selector and partying on my nights off. If you recall from the Family Toys story, I spoke about Wins girlfriend Gianna. She was another wild girl and was friends with my girlfriend. We got along pretty good and would hang alot even without my girlfriend.

Its a Saturday during the summer and Gianna and I are just hanging out at my house. We had gone grocery shopping for my mother and just made phone calls all day to get our night together. I can't recall where Heather was or what she was doing but she wasn't around all day. Maybe sucking dick. But any how, I had a loaner car at the time from the Chevy dealership because my brand new truck was acting up. It was a late model Lumina and we drove around and picked a few of our friends up. So now there was about 5 of us back at my house pre-gaming before the club. Gianna, her friend, me, and 3 of my friends. Side-Note this was prior to Wins and Gianna dating even though he liked her.

We drank and watched some of my home-made porns on the TV through my camcorder AV wires. I finally got in contact with my girlfriend and told her I had a full car and would meet her at the club. We all piled into the car. Gianna drove while her friend sat ***** and me shotgun. My 3 friends all sat in the back. This was my 2nd time hanging out with her friend. I had went to her house a few nights before and she sucked my dick outside on the trampoline. We were all passing around a bottle and the girl started making out with everyone in the car. We finally reached downtown and parked in our usual parking lot. We all headed to the club. Wins and my girlfriend met us out front of the club. But unfortunately on the way, the drunk friend had to piss and did it on the side of car and a cop seen her. She was super drunk and the cop told us to get her home. So I told my girl that we had to bring her home and we would be back soon because it was my car. She wasn't happy but had no choice.

Gianna, her friend, and I all stumble back to the car. I hop in back seat with the friend to hook up with her while Gianna drives. 5 or so minutes into the drives Gianna abruptly pulls over. I stop hooking up with the girl and she frantically says that I need to drive. I was like okay and got out. I got in the driver seat and she hopped in the back. As soon as I pull off I hear the friend moaning. Gianna is going to work on her box in the backseat. I got excited and decided I need to grab condoms. I drove to a truck stop off the highway and parked the car at a Motel 6. I went into the convience store there and stole condoms. Then rushed back to the car as fast as I could.

I hopped in the backseat and got into action. It was a ridiculous unreal 25 or so minutes. It got pretty awkward because we were parked in an open parking lot and people started to notice. Gianna finally hops in the driver seat while me and the other girl are still going. She pulls out of the parking lot after hitting a parked car and were back on the highway in route to the club. The whole ride down the highway I'm smashing the friend as Gianna cheers me on. By the time we reached our exit I was just about done. I pulled out and took off the condom. I released all over her stomach. She giggled and tried hugging me which I dodged. I kinda rolled to the floor of the backseat and did a half hug with her. She just laid there and passed out. We pulled back into our parking lot and Gianna and I hopped out. Her friend was still laying in the backseat naked with a load on her. I said **** it lets head to the club because I figured everyone was waiting on us. We laughed and headed over.

So it was pretty close to closing time once we got in but I met up with my girlfriend/friends and we all walked out together. We headed over to our parking lot. Mike was one of the friends with us and he reached the car first to get in the backseat. His mouth dropped and was like WTF as he gazed into the car. My girl knew something was up and ran over to the car. I played dumb wondering what was going on. Once I reached the car. I looked at Gianna and said "See I told you we should have locked the doors, I seen those Puerto Ricans just sitting near us". My girl wasn't buying it and slapped me across my face. Mike grabbed a rag out the trunk and cleaned the friend up. We all piled in somehow and dropped the friend off at home. You could hear her parents yelling at Gianna from inside the house when she brought her in that drunk.

The remaining 5 of us decided to go to Dennys. Heather, Gianna, Mike, me, and another friend. Gianna ate like nothing had happened and we finished our meals. We dropped Mike off then Gianna. I let my other friend drive to his house while I completed the hat trick by letting Heather ride me in the back seat. It was a hell of night that I will never forget.

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old photo of Gianna I found. Not the best looking girl but definitely a good time.

Well played again OP

these are pretty ****ing good

"See I told you we should have locked the doors, I seen those Puerto Ricans just sitting near us"

Hahaha nice one!

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Thanks for all the 5 star votes guys..

Rewards Card

One of my Foxwoods ejections was lifted in the spring of 2012. I was finally able to use my rewards card again. I've been waiting for this so I can build my comps up. If you guys can remember, I was a self proclaimed roulette wizard and got right back into action. I was playing singles inside on the double zero wheel with an average bet of $100. You get rated pretty good at this game because the house edge is pretty big. My time and play fluctuated throughout the week depending on my partying and how well I was doing. I did play some poker and other games but roulette absorbed most of my gambling time. I was averaging somewhere between 200-250 reward points a week. Every casino has a different rating system and rewards program. Foxwoods had 5 tiers. Basic, Crown, King, Ace, and Royal.

I reached Crown my first few weeks back in the casino which was 800 points earned in a year. It was still too early to see comps. By the time I reached King which was 2500 points I was receiving free rooms and maybe $50 comps. I really wanted the Ace card which was 5,000 points because you qualified for free suite upgrades. Rooms are my big thing in the comp system. I live an hour and 15 minutes away so were talking a 2 and a half hour round trip. Also nice suites really appeal to me and looks good when I bring my guests up. There are other small perks once you receive Ace. You get kicked up to a 15% discount from 10% on everything in the casino. You also automatically get a late check-out. Cash advance fees get waived over a certain amount. But the free suite upgrade is what I'm looking for.

It's July now and I'm maybe 200 points off my Ace card. Every year about this time my GF has an annual family rendezvous in Rhode Island at her uncles house. They get together and have a cook out and hit the beach. They all camp out at her uncles the whole weekend. Between the combination of me not liking tents, not caring for most of her family, and that Ace card on my mind. I talked her into dropping me off at Foxwoods on her way down. It was my birthday too so that helped and I told her I would try to meet her for the beach day. She agreed and I booked a free regular room and got dropped off.

I had $1k on me and planned on playing poker and grinding roulette for the points. I was all by myself and dropped my bags in the room while my girl headed to her uncles. I had the intentions of trying to make money in poker first but never made it to the poker room. I had lost my $1k in about 2 hours gambling. So I made a couple calls an had $1k western unioned to me. I went to play 20-40 stud with it and made about $1200 and was done for the night. I put maybe 75 points on my card that day and was happy about not being down. I talked to my girl that night and told her I would meet her at the beach in the morning. So I called down to arrange transportation. I had the town car option or a limo. At rates I was given, there wasn't much of a difference to take a limo. I had a ton of points saved up so I used those to book it.

Next morning I get up and pack a backpack. Then head to valet for my limo. I believe it was Scarborough Beach they meet at, and that's where I got dropped off in a basketball jersey and cargo shorts wearing a backpack. We have a decent day on the beach and all head back to her uncles afterwards. I called the casino at this point and arranged my ride back because I'm not sleeping in a tent and have $2k I need to gamble with. So the driver has my phone # and is suppose to call me when close. I plan on going out front to meet him. Her uncles house is set very deep from main road and has real long driveway. Just about all of my girls family is sitting out back of the house when I see the limo slowing backing in to the very end of the driveway. Then my phone rings. This is pretty embarrassing. They all kind of started talking under their breaths to each other. They thought I was a big deal at that point. I ran inside to say goodbye to her uncle that owned the house. One of the few in her family I actually like. He had me do a shot of tequila with him and then I was on my way to hop in the limo while the driver held the door for me. Her family already thinks I'm crazy, now they watched me with puzzling looks on their face as I departed. I watched Ocean's 13 while sunburned and covered in ocean salt for the 35 minute trip back to the casino.

We pulled into valet and I tipped the driver. I was hungry so I didn't bother showering and hit Alta Strada for some calamari and a water. I sat at the bar and ordered a shot of tequila before I left. I was in a pretty good mood and walked right over to the roulette tables. I went on a pretty decent tear for playing singles. It was about 7pm on a Saturday and the crowd was getting good. I had put down a few more straight tequilas while I won $2kish. I headed up to my room to shower and get dressed for the night. It sucked I was by myself and couldn't really find anyone there that I knew. But that didn't stop me from having a good time.

I headed back down, and to the baccarat tables to gamble and enjoy more tequila. After alot of drinks and banter I decided to head back to the MGM side and play more roulette. The tables were packed and the only table I could find was $25 minimum, so I had to play nickels. I was drunk and chatting with everyone while I was hitting small numbers. I started hitting better numbers and finally hit one with 40 chips on it. I was so used to playing singles that I thought I had only won $1,400. So when I asked for one over, they were confused. I was pumped when I found out I just hit $7k. My luck didn't stop. Over the course I hit another 2 numbers with over $200 on them. They only paid me $7k each time because $200 was table max. I was drunkenly making friends with other guys at the table. I remember giving one kid a $500 chip when I seen him lose. He returned the favor by giving me some Molly AKA new name for Ecstasy, once I cashed out. I headed to my room to put $10k of the $20k I had in the safe. Then BAM the molly hit me. I was hanging out with one of the other kids I met. He was probably looking for a handout like I gave his friend. This kind of sobered me up, but I was definitely ****ed up. I remember staring at the lady who worked the floor at the roulette tables. All of sudden this Molly had me thinking I liked her. I kept trying to talk to her and was spinning over $500 a spin for hours it seemed. She finally looked at me seriously and knew I was ****ed up because I was a regular there. She knew they gave me something and was trying to tell me sincerely to go to my room and to leave those kids. I responded by telling her to meet me after work. I got issues. I played so long her shift was over. I remember going to the Stargazer casino to play blackjack before I didn't have that $10k left. I didn't want to spend my $10k in the safe so I went to see that kid I gave the $500 chip to. I woke him up and got the chip back then headed downstairs and lost it.

It was like 7am and I was heading back to my room when I seen a girl I was talking to earlier in the night while I was doing good at roulette. She had a nice body and an okay face. She was sitting on a slot kind of down an out. I made conversation with her and asked her to come grab a drink back in the room while we talked roulette strategy. It didn't take long for me to make my move. She was down so I ended up banging her. I pretty much soft served her because of the drugs. Coke/Ecstasy has that kind of effect on me. So she probably wasn't to thrilled. I eventually awkwardly told her that I would me her downstairs to play roulette. Once she left I sat in the shower and smoked some weed to try to come down and go to sleep. I woke up the next morning not feeling to good but was happy to see two $5k straps of hundreds in the safe. Then I thought to check my points and seen I was Ace. I was actually well on my way to Royal as I put on 1400 points that night. I won $8k on trip and earned $1500 in points. It helped how physically sick I felt from barely sleeping and drowning my self in tequila while topping it of with Molly. I called down to arrange a limo home and packed my bags. I walked down to the valet with my head down hoping nobody would recognize me from last night. All while thinking about the Royal card.

Side note - I did apologize to the floor woman and a couple dealers for my ridiculous behavior when I seen them the next weekend.

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High praise indeed

OP,

Where does your $$$ come from?

great stories btw, if I didn't make that crystal clear earlier.

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Roulette duhhh

My finances have been a roller coaster over the years. Everywhere from broke to 6 figures. I've never inherited money and my mother has been middle class at best. I had a few BS jobs between the ages of 18 and 21, but nothing making more than $13 an hour. The first decent chunk of money I got was from a $25k settlement. I had been shot in the eye with a BB gun when I was 11 and lost some peripheral vision. Once I turned 18 I received my two thirds and spent it on a brand new truck. I should have gotten more, but talked down the whole incident to the insurance claim investigators. Even as I was rushed to the hospital with a gushing eye, I kept to my story that I was hit with a rock. I didn't want to get anyone in trouble. That story was accepted until the doctor was examining my eye and found the BB lodged in the corner.
Aside from that I've had a good amount of poker/gambling scores. But the majority of my income has been on the shady side. Drugs, booking sports, street loans, scams/fraud, etc.. I'll elaborate more in future stories.

This is a return on one of my shady investments. I mentioned it in the BMW story. I will explain in a story to come.

You are very lucky to not be blind in that eye from the way you described it. Great stories OP keep em coming. 5 stars.

How is this thread not more popular

I've kinda wondered the same thing.

Nice thread pal

-dahmer

Dahmer my guy. The only one I know with more money than the mayor. Nice to see a familiar face here. You still killing the big mix games??

The Villa

Still working on that rewards card. I need Royal and that's 10,000 player points. It's fall of 2012 and I'm getting close. As of right now I have the Ace card and that gets me my free suite upgrades which I have been taking full advantage of. I've been pounding the table games and racking up the comps. I've gotten myself a $1200 movado, $600 Robert Graham blazer, $200 Jared Lang dress shirts, $300 Prada sunglasses, and countless other things I can't remember right now. I've ordered many bottles and taken friends out to restaurants for a while now on the casinos coin. I've taken my GF on small shopping sprees for Swarovski jewelry and other things. I've had 9,000 player points to spend all while getting an additional 15% off. All these comps and the beauty of it is, I was even on my yearly win/loss.

I'm starting to learn the ins and outs of Foxwoods pretty well. So its a mid-week night and a couple of my older sharp buddies who gamble big want to head down. These two guys have been gambling for a long time and been around the block. They play the DONT'S and nothing else really. They wanted to get a room for the night, but try to fly under the radar so they don't use rewards cards. I end up booking a corner suite at the Grand Pequot complimentary for us. My buddies aren't going to be able to head down till late, so I head down with another friend to play poker at Mohegan. They finally call me at about midnight. I meet them at the valet and we head to Foxwoods. We go to check-in and the front desk tells me that there is no more corner suites available. I'm not to happy because there is 3 of us and we need a suite large enough to accommodate. The front desk person went in the back, then came back to tell me they had a larger suite for me. He gave us keys and directed us where to go.

We got off the elevator to a floor I've never been on and seemed nicer than the others. We walked down the hallway until we arrived out at our room. We were definitely surprised with what we seen when we entered. It was an amazing 2 bedroom villa. This room screamed luxury. The decor and everything was high end. There was complimentary bottles out for us and other care packages. This room was over the top and by far the best room I've ever stayed in. We had a nice room length double door balcony behind the power drapes. The master bathroom had a steam shower. This room was way beyond expectations. All 3 of us made drinks and hung out for a bit enjoying the room. Then it was off to the tables. I honestly can't remember how the gambling panned out. I know it was all craps and I was making runs back up to the room for alcohol because it was after hours and the floor wasn't serving.

We wake up the next morning and debate what to do. We decided to stay another night. I called down to see if we could keep the room and was surprised when they allowed it. Another night in this unreal villa was comped. My 2 buddies had to head back home to take care of business and would be back later. I ended up just playing poker all day. I'm pretty sure I had a losing day if I recall correctly. But whatever, I had a sick villa and bragged to my poker buddies in the poker room about it. When my friends returned they brought strippers. Turned into a night of alcohol and high stakes craps. I'm not going to make up a story and try to make this night sound better than it was. I don't remember the win/loss details and know I didn't end up getting laid. But the main reason I posted this story was for the video I took before we checked out the next morning. I had a video of the room we stayed in but had lost it. When we went to leave the next morning, we seen the door open to the center villa. A 5,000 sq. ft., 2 floor, paradise. This is the best room in the house and I managed to get a quick walk-through of it. Enjoy.
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Don't mind the music but I put this video on my FB and had to cover up the off camera girls voices so my GF didn't get suspicious. So I edited the music in a while ago. Also I'm not the best camera guy.

Naaaah naaaah. I'm broke. And I don't kill any games, I just get a big check from my trust fund every month. My Dad went to MIT, for christ's sake, you think I don't have a trust fund? How else could gamble like this? https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/1e...VQT09/r/22646/ That's like over $1,200 on the kingzzzzz (get on them tonight by the way, its sharp action) But, I don't wanna sidetrack this thread any more about me. These are some great stories, keep em coming.

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Females with Sticky Fingers

I haven't been robbed too many times in my life for the degenerate lifestyle I have led. But I much rather be on the winning end of the beat. I'm going to touch on my experiences with theft and isolating the female versions of it. I've met crazy and shady girls over the years as I'm sure many of you have. But we need to focus on the sneaky, conniving, scandalous, backstabbing Scallywags that have a fast buck on their mind. At the males expense of course. A fairly standard play for them is too attack when the male is intoxicated and only has sex on his mind. The whole time your putting down drink after drink thinking you are having a good time with this female, she is waiting on her opportunity to pounce.

My first experience with this was in 2007 I think. Money was flowing in for me and girls were everywhere. I was pretty much the only one in the circle who had his own house at that age. Not having a job meant many free nights to drink and bang hoes. My house was the pre-game meet and of course the after hours meeting place. This had gone on for years and I cycled through friends and girls. Having my own house at the age of 21 was especially nice considering there was never a land lord and I was never getting kicked out. As many of my other friends party spots were only temporary. I was also very hospitable. I would always have fully stocked alcohol and everyone was treated like they were at home. If you wanted to stay the night and not drive home that was never a problem. I also had to keep my entertainment standards up. I spent alot of time and money remodeling my basement to entertain my guests. Alot of standard man cave stuff. Pool table, poker table, big screen, and a bar. I also set up the other side of the basement to accommodate any wild ones or smokers. I had a stripper pole, laser lights, black lights, fog machines, spare beds, etc. Whatever was needed to have a good time. I had created an environment to get totally ****ed up and wake up more often than not forgetting how u got to bed. This became obvious to the hundreds of people that had been a guest in my house.

It was summer time and I had arranged for a group of us to go to a local MMA event. It was extremely popular at this time and we had to show off and book the $1000 VIP table at this event. That's another thing I became pretty good at, showing off. I would flash money all the time and always have to have a nice car. With rims obviously. At 23 years old carrying around anywhere from $2k to $10k in your pocket at this time seemed like a big deal to most peers. Well the MMA event was fun. Lots of drinks and our high school friend won his match. So was a good night and was time to head back to my house for the after party. I had roughly $4k in my pocket that night. A bunch of us ended up back at my house and I ended up in the bathroom with this hot girl I brought back. Somehow we end up in the shower. But I made sure I emptied my pockets before getting undressed. My $4k knot was sitting on the sink. I did what I had to do with this girl in the shower then got out and headed to my room to throw some clothes on. Then it dawned on me I left my money in the bathroom. I went to grab it and it was gone. I was very close to being blacked out but everyone was still at my house. So the money had to still be there. After some violent antics and borderline death threats my money was all of a sudden in my room sitting in my closet. Nobody was leaving that house until my money was found and I think whoever took it got scared and hid it back in my room while I was on a tear. I remember how angry I was, but it was a good feeling to get that money back.

This story circulated and must have planted seeds in females heads. It was open season for me I guess and the very next week I was a target again. These Scallywags needed a getaway this time around. This very next incident didn't get that far though. It was a similar night but my house was the after hours from just a regular club night. I had been drinking but wasn't too drunk this night. I found myself standing in my living room making out with a girl I had smashed years prior. Music was loud and the lights were low but I felt her hand actually going into my front pocket where my money was. I stopped and said what are you doing. She acted like it was nothing and that I was confused. **** it, all I can think about is banging her again. But then she did it again under the impression I was ****ed up and wouldn't realize. At this point I knew I wasn't confused and it became and argument. She ended up immediately leaving with another friend. Wow I felt like I had sucker written on my forehead. This scandalous hoe actually had the nerve to tell people she left because I tried raping her and that's why she wouldn't go back to my house anymore. Amazing the moves females pull. Well I had dodged two close ones.

That story had spread to about this girl almost robbing me, but 2 weeks later that was old news to me. It was time for a casino trip with a group of us. There was an MMA event being held at Mohegan Sun. I wasn't a consistent table game player at this time so I had no comps. But my mother was the slot junkie that many of us know. Time after time, losing the same amount in these slots then returning home. Well she had booked me two adjoining rooms and some comp tickets to the fights. Once we got down there to check-in there was no adjoining rooms, so they accommodated by giving us a regular room and a 1,800 sq. ft. Sky suite. This was a big deal to me back then because I had never seen a room like this. 2 bathrooms and a kitchenette. A Bose sound system and jacuzzi. The MMA fights actually got cancelled and I had invited about 15 people. So we just got to partying. I had brought $2k with me to gamble with and won $2k that night while playing black jack drunk. Well we all end up back in the suite with the music blasting and just having a good time. I'm showing off my black jack winnings and taking shots with the guys. I get really drunk and end up in jacuzzi naked with 2 girls that are friends and one of which I had already ****ed. Everything started to fade at that point.

The next thing I remember is waking up in the master bedroom in bed and its like 9am. There is money strewn all over the bed next to me. I'm trying to figure out how I got to sleep but can't. There is another friend of mine Rocky who is pacing around the suite talking to himself. He has been high on coke all night and was mumbling about one of the girls robbing him for the rest of his coke. I start to collect all the money and count it. It's $2k light. I search all around the bed and search all around the suite. No extra money. My buddy is the only other one left and he says he has no idea where my money went. He just keeps claiming "It must have been these bitches, they got me for my coke too.". I'm like **** your coke I'm short $2,000 dollars. I start calling everyone's phones. Especially the girls I was in the jacuzzi with. Only one answers and says she doesn't know anything and says she can't get a hold of the other girl who I have been banging which is weird. I'm going crazy at this point and ask Rocky where our other friend Murray is. I guess he went to the extra room we had, to sleep. At this point everyone is a suspect. I go and wake him up and he is pretty groggy. I tell him to get up and help me figure out what happened. He tells me he remembers coming back to the suite and the girls from the jacuzzi were gone. He says he seen my jeans laying in the bathroom with money falling out of the pocket. At this point Rocky chirps in saying he remembers seeing the hoes in the bathroom with my jeans and them abruptly leaving. Murray continues to say he grabbed my jeans and came over to me while I was drunk in bed and saying "Whats wrong with you? your leaving your money lying around." He said he then gave it to me and I threw it on the bed. He said he never counted it but he was aware of these close calls with girls the few weeks prior and didn't want to see it happen again.

At this point I am sure the money isn't in the room and someone has stolen it. But who? Rocky keeps bitching about him being a victim too, about his missing bag of coke. Muttering "she got me, she ****ing got me." I lash out and charge at him pushing him over a chair. I couldn't take it and I wanted my money back. Plus that little Skank still wouldn't answer her phone. I end up strip searching these two before we pack up to leave. Murray is fine with and Rocky complains the whole time still upset about his stupid ****ing bag of coke. Anyway neither of them had it, so we left. I got home and sat and talked with Murray and Wins who were both living with me at the time. We concluded that it was these 2 girls that I was in the jacuzzi with. Fine it was settled. But now what to do, because one won't answer our calls and the other will never admit to it. The Trick who wouldn't answer my calls, I don't know where she lived or anything. So for the other Pig, I was taking it out on her. I made a couple phone call and the next day her house was broken into. A laptop, nice jewelry, and a few other things were stolen. She was pretty sure I had something to do with it but that **** knew she had it coming. At least I got unstuck.

Side Note - I was talking with someone recently who was a boyfriend of this girls best friend back then and confirmed that she was behind it. He brought it up out of nowhere.

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Just some old pics of my basement. Alcohol was running low when I took these photos.

GREAT thread man!!

Pretty good stories, just wondering, do you feel bad for the girl you posted a vid of?
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The girl in the vid should feel bad for how fat she is for her Internet debut