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Old 06-18-2009, 05:58 PM   #26
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:01 PM   #27
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:10 PM   #28
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

btw, hand 1...he had 10 outs on the turn.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:15 PM   #29
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:23 PM   #30
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There is a secret way to reset the doomswitch in your software. They store the counters on your computer instead of on the server so that they never get caught. The funny business happens only on your computer in the client software. The server software has undetectable hooks built in that respond to special commands from the client software and so it knows when to deal the non-random community cards to make you win or lose depending on the state of the counters on your computer. They are encrypted so you won't be able to read them but you can delete them and cause them to be reset. Then you will be treated as a new player again and the software will deal you winners for a while, and you only need to do it again when the bad beats start. Once you start seeing the patterns (you know what I'm talking about) you'll know it is time to do another reset. All you have to do is 1)uninstall the poker software from your computer 2)completely delete the directory where it was installed since it leaves traces to foil this trick, 3) open regedit and search for and delete all keys that contain "psdsctr" anywhere in their name, which stands for pokerstars doomswitch counter. 4) reboot your computer, 5) go to the web site and download the software and reinstall it. Then just log in and play normally until the patterns start up again (you know what they look like). You can reset this an unlimited number of times and it always works. You'll get the new player / new deposit bonus wins for as long as you keep doing this.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:11 PM   #31
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Actually I think stars made me the new boomswitch guy. Someone shipped me 2 cents today and i took down back to back 45 mans just now so it obviously works
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:19 PM   #32
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:34 PM   #33
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When you say that site is rigged there on forum is bunch of regulars who explain you are idiot. I had some experience in that subject - I final tabled on PS two big MTT and withdrew about 6000$(I play 1.5 year only 5-10 MTT in week)
From this point I loose 8 allin from 10 when I was preflop ahead. From 6. level I never had chance take big pot. My graph on topshark which in first 300MTT constantly rose at one went only down. I held on about 120MTT watching my AA
a) nobody play with because nobody has hand
b)are cracked with allin preflop by J9,KT,22 et.
Finally I went allin on flop 3c8c9 with Ac9c called by weak loose player with
94off. On money bubble with 96:4 I can watch 4 on turn rag on river without crosses. After this 158 badbeat in row (hyperbole I had only 8 badbeats from 10 allins average when I was ahead) I start screaming in chat "this fakin site is rigged rigged rigged rigged" and "I hope somebody from support read this"
and I told some from recent badbeats to chat. After this i stop playing on PS and sent to support some interesting hands and research from pokertracker about my allin luck. They sent me mail about variance and other template bla bla bla and from this time I have sometimes again some decent results - not final tables but I was in money several MTT´s.
Of course I am a little paranoic - it was only my fantasy about rigged site and variance.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:10 AM   #34
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

LOL i want to be the next boomswitch account ship it!!!!!

ohh and my theorie is to actually fold AA always so when you get JJ KK or QQ they will actually stand in an all in preflop luckfest or just do the usual sacrifice a black cat under in a full moon day while kissing a donkey on the mouth it usually works
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:24 PM   #35
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So I'm ****ing out of ideas. Should I just move my roll to another site? Calisthenics before every session? Quit watching porn while I play? Help me BBV.
You could try switching to PLO!

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $47.20
UTG: $60.60
MP: $67.50
CO: $24.85
BTN: $26.50
Hero (SB): $53.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with T J A K
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.50, Hero raises to $6.50, 1 fold, MP calls $5, BTN calls $5

Flop: ($20.00) 8 2 K (3 players)
Hero bets $10.50, MP raises to $21, BTN folds, Hero raises to $46.55 all in, MP calls $25.55

Turn: ($113.10) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($113.10) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $113.10
MP shows 6 9 Q Q (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
Hero shows T J A K (a flush, Ace high)
MP wins $110.10
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:44 PM   #36
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:56 PM   #37
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Old 07-14-2009, 07:05 PM   #38
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

keep your mouse moving quickly while you are in the hand. The randomization algorithm uses your mouse moves to deal a random card. if you move the right way, your cards will be good.
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Old 07-14-2009, 07:58 PM   #39
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:07 PM   #40
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:28 PM   #41
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Eat more fiber imo.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:24 AM   #42
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make sure you get Zandi when you email support. Ask for doomswitch hiku
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:17 AM   #43
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:31 AM   #44
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

The real doomswitch reverse mechanism lies in the card back color, not your theme. There are 6 card back colors. There are 7 days in a week. If you take 7x4(28) - 6x4(24) you'll come up with the answer of 4. There are 4 weeks in a month.

If you pick the correct card back color for the day you're playing you'll become boomswitched. Every 4 weeks they change the order.
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:56 AM   #45
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The real doomswitch reverse mechanism lies in the card back color, not your theme. There are 6 card back colors. There are 7 days in a week. If you take 7x4(28) - 6x4(24) you'll come up with the answer of 4. There are 4 weeks in a month.

If you pick the correct card back color for the day you're playing you'll become boomswitched. Every 4 weeks they change the order.
Don't say stuff like this, now I gotta try it out.. damned
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:33 AM   #46
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:47 AM   #47
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ok serious reply - for me, disabling the doomswitch involved no longer playing FR with a LAGtard style. I'm now in 6max where ppl respect my LAGtardness.
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:18 AM   #48
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cant believe nobody has talked about using up your run bad by going to 1c 2c and shoving all in every hand. Once you lay a few beats on people, you get back to the grind. I mean that is just standard standard procedure.
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:28 AM   #49
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just call support and ask nicely
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:32 AM   #50
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just call support and ask nicely
already done before, didn't work. U'd totally think that it should, rite??
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