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Old 01-31-2009, 08:01 AM   #1
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Disabling the Doomswitch.

So obviously the first thing I did was ship Kid Poker mobniez. But that didn't work because I was still running into spots like this:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($50)
MP ($50)
Hero (CO) ($59.50)
Button ($44.45)
SB ($105.30)
BB ($113.80)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, 10
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.25) J, 9, 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $2

Turn: ($7.25) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB raises to $22, Hero raises to $56 (All-In), BB calls $34

River: ($119.25) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $119.25 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had 2, 2 (full house, deuces over Jacks).
Hero had A, 10 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won $116.50


Not that sick after all the guy had 9 outs to catch, but I keep on losing my hands like this, which is why I shipped Kid Poker. So I figured I'd try something else and change table themes to the cool blue "Techno Theme". 15 hands into that strategy I run into this:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($35)
SB ($50)
Hero (BB) ($49.95)
UTG ($20.45)
MP ($108.60)
CO ($92)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 3
2 folds, CO raises to $2, Button calls $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 2, 3, 10 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $4, Button calls $4, Hero raises to $16.95 (All-In), CO raises to $55, 1 fold, Hero calls $31 (All-In)

Turn: ($106.15) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($106.15) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $106.15 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 3, 3 (full house, threes over tens).
CO had A, 10 (full house, tens over Aces).
Outcome: CO won $103.15

So I'm ****ing out of ideas. Should I just move my roll to another site? Calisthenics before every session? Quit watching porn while I play? Help me BBV.
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:17 AM   #2
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Why would you move your money to another site?

Just man up. Standard imo

wear sunglasses when you play obv
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:19 AM   #3
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Put on a Rally Cap + Find a Penny + Get a Blackcat = Doomswitch Unlocker IMO
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:29 AM   #4
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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Why would you move your money to another site?

Just man up. Standard imo
Well, if I bust my roll I'm going to move to FT I think for the rakeback rather than re-deposit on PS.

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wear sunglasses when you play obv
Done.

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Old 01-31-2009, 09:40 AM   #5
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

u need to chant HEREBATTYBATTYBATTYNO2OUTTER2OUTTER2OUTTER when u play u fool
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:00 PM   #6
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

When you say that site is rigged there on forum is bunch of regulars who explain you are idiot. I had some experience in that subject - I final tabled on PS two big MTT and withdrew about 6000$(I play 1.5 year only 5-10 MTT in week)
From this point I loose 8 allin from 10 when I was preflop ahead. From 6. level I never had chance take big pot. My graph on topshark which in first 300MTT constantly rose at one went only down. I held on about 120MTT watching my AA
a) nobody play with because nobody has hand
b)are cracked with allin preflop by J9,KT,22 et.
Finally I went allin on flop 3c8c9 with Ac9c called by weak loose player with
94off. On money bubble with 96:4 I can watch 4 on turn rag on river without crosses. After this 158 badbeat in row (hyperbole I had only 8 badbeats from 10 allins average when I was ahead) I start screaming in chat "this fakin site is rigged rigged rigged rigged" and "I hope somebody from support read this"
and I told some from recent badbeats to chat. After this i stop playing on PS and sent to support some interesting hands and research from pokertracker about my allin luck. They sent me mail about variance and other template bla bla bla and from this time I have sometimes again some decent results - not final tables but I was in money several MTT´s.
Of course I am a little paranoic - it was only my fantasy about rigged site and variance.

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Old 02-09-2009, 04:09 PM   #7
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Pstars usualy unclicks the doomswitch after u busto ur current roll w/them and re-deposit GL.
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:13 PM   #8
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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Pstars usualy unclicks the doomswitch after u busto ur current roll w/them and re-deposit GL.
that.....
Your E-mail Pavel has just delayed the process.....hasta la vista and good luck on redeposit....cuz its gonna happen
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:52 PM   #9
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

There is a secret way to reset the doomswitch in your software. They store the counters on your computer instead of on the server so that they never get caught. The funny business happens only on your computer in the client software. The server software has undetectable hooks built in that respond to special commands from the client software and so it knows when to deal the non-random community cards to make you win or lose depending on the state of the counters on your computer. They are encrypted so you won't be able to read them but you can delete them and cause them to be reset. Then you will be treated as a new player again and the software will deal you winners for a while, and you only need to do it again when the bad beats start. Once you start seeing the patterns (you know what I'm talking about) you'll know it is time to do another reset. All you have to do is 1)uninstall the poker software from your computer 2)completely delete the directory where it was installed since it leaves traces to foil this trick, 3) open regedit and search for and delete all keys that contain "psdsctr" anywhere in their name, which stands for pokerstars doomswitch counter. 4) reboot your computer, 5) go to the web site and download the software and reinstall it. Then just log in and play normally until the patterns start up again (you know what they look like). You can reset this an unlimited number of times and it always works. You'll get the new player / new deposit bonus wins for as long as you keep doing this.
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:12 PM   #10
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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When you say that site is rigged there on forum is bunch of regulars who explain you are idiot. I had some experience in that subject - I final tabled on PS two big MTT and withdrew about 6000$(I play 1.5 year only 5-10 MTT in week)
From this point I loose 8 allin from 10 when I was preflop ahead. From 6. level I never had chance take big pot. My graph on topshark which in first 300MTT constantly rose at one went only down. I held on about 120MTT watching my AA
a) nobody play with because nobody has hand
b)are cracked with allin preflop by J9,KT,22 et.
Finally I went allin on flop 3c8c9 with Ac9c called by weak loose player with
94off. On money bubble with 96:4 I can watch 4 on turn rag on river without crosses. After this 158 badbeat in row (hyperbole I had only 8 badbeats from 10 allins average when I was ahead) I start screaming in chat "this fakin site is rigged rigged rigged rigged" and "I hope somebody from support read this"
and I told some from recent badbeats to chat. After this i stop playing on PS and sent to support some interesting hands and research from pokertracker about my allin luck. They sent me mail about variance and other template bla bla bla and from this time I have sometimes again some decent results - not final tables but I was in money several MTT´s.
Of course I am a little paranoic - it was only my fantasy about rigged site and variance.
lol wat??
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:32 PM   #11
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

easy solution, when all in tap all keys like this fdaklgjlkfjgl;kdfjglkdfjglksfdgklbnsb,

Works IMHO GL
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:43 PM   #12
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

two of my friends had doomswitch scenarios, so they changed their avatars, one to raymer the other moneymaker... but they went busto before they got to see if changing the pics worked.
also try logging into other sites while you're logged in at pstars, they might panic and and turn it off for you.
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:47 PM   #13
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Second hand history does not compute.
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:02 PM   #14
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

I found it funny that Villain called ur C-bet in hand #1. I was all like wtf!?!?
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:04 PM   #15
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Oh and

"Hero raises to $16.95 (All-In), CO raises to $55, 1 fold, Hero calls $31 (All-In)"

Some inconsistencies I think.
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:33 PM   #16
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Uhm since when do flushes beat quads?
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:15 PM   #17
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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There is a secret way to reset the doomswitch in your software. They store the counters on your computer instead of on the server so that they never get caught. The funny business happens only on your computer in the client software. The server software has undetectable hooks built in that respond to special commands from the client software and so it knows when to deal the non-random community cards to make you win or lose depending on the state of the counters on your computer. They are encrypted so you won't be able to read them but you can delete them and cause them to be reset. Then you will be treated as a new player again and the software will deal you winners for a while, and you only need to do it again when the bad beats start. Once you start seeing the patterns (you know what I'm talking about) you'll know it is time to do another reset. All you have to do is 1)uninstall the poker software from your computer 2)completely delete the directory where it was installed since it leaves traces to foil this trick, 3) open regedit and search for and delete all keys that contain "psdsctr" anywhere in their name, which stands for pokerstars doomswitch counter. 4) reboot your computer, 5) go to the web site and download the software and reinstall it. Then just log in and play normally until the patterns start up again (you know what they look like). You can reset this an unlimited number of times and it always works. You'll get the new player / new deposit bonus wins for as long as you keep doing this.

this made me laugh really hard. it's one thing if you're going to stop taking your meds. it's quite another to post while you are still hallucinating.
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:56 PM   #18
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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two of my friends had doomswitch scenarios, so they changed their avatars, one to raymer the other moneymaker... but they went busto before they got to see if changing the pics worked.

LOL

Also try the uninstalling/registry editing thing, it's been confirmed it works 100%.
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:08 PM   #19
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+t...ient=firefox-a
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:33 PM   #20
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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two of my friends had doomswitch scenarios, so they changed their avatars, one to raymer the other moneymaker... but they went busto before they got to see if changing the pics worked.
LOL

Also try the uninstalling/registry editing thing, it's been confirmed it works 100%.
You only need to change avatars if you don't find any of the psdsctr keys in your registry. That means they haven't started giving you the new deposit/new player wins yet (not everyone gets it), but changing the avatar will put you back in the queue for those and prevent you from having the doomswitch on for a while.
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:28 AM   #21
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

Deposit over 1k.
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:14 PM   #22
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

type :

spewing my chips away, spewing my chips away in the chatbox..

works for 4-5 hands

then :

ffs

works for only 2 hands so be careful
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:42 PM   #23
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

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Hero (BB) ($49.95)
UTG ($20.45)
MP ($108.60)
CO ($92)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 3
2 folds, CO raises to $2, Button calls $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 2, 3, 10 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $4, Button calls $4, Hero raises to $16.95 (All-In), CO raises to $55, 1 fold, Hero calls $31 (All-In)
SSing?
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:15 AM   #24
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wear sunglasses when you play obv
also wear a hood and a hat at all times obv.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:53 PM   #25
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Re: Disabling the Doomswitch.

DOES FTP HAVE A DOOM SWITCH?
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