My life is a mess. I haven't had a 4-figure cash since last February and only four 3-figure cashes since May. I have lost +/- $5000 that I don't actually have since then...
I played about 80,000 hands last year. I have stats that could shrink a man's testicles to the size of raisins, or for you guys, shrivel them out of existence. My cash line is so far below the EV line, I have to print my graph portrait style just to get them on the same page.
My stats are like the video in "The Ring." I showed them to a Pro. He got a sad, troubled look on his face and said, ".... That's harsh, dude, what can I ..." and looked away. Since then, he's dropped several K$ at River Rock, and now he won't even look at me.
I took my last pathetic pennies to the micro tables, but,
Preflop: Hero is BB with A A
UTG calls, MP folds, CO calls, BTN folds, SB completes, Hero raises, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls
Flop: (8 SB) 5 J 5 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, CO calls, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, SB caps and is all-in, Hero calls
Turn: (9 BB) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in) River: (9 BB) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Spoiler:
Results: 9 BB pot (0.2 BB rake)
Final Board: 5 J 5 4 6
SB showed 5 A and won 8.8 BB (5.7 BB net)
Hero showed A A and lost (-3 BB net)
UTG mucked and lost (-1.5 BB net)
CO mucked and lost (-1.5 BB net)
Turn: ($3.06) 2 (2 players) River: ($3.06) A (2 players)
Spoiler:
Results: $3.06 pot ($0.11 rake)
Final Board: 4 J 9 2 A
Hero showed T 9 J 8 and lost (-$1.47 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$0.10 net)
BB showed A A 7 8 and won $2.95 ($1.48 net)
I don't ****ing know. Nobody ****ing knows. We don't know what your life is like if you can handle losing money again and again. As if you're going to take ****ing advice from a bunch of idiots on an internet forum. You know you're gonna keep reloading and reloading. If you have to ask the internet then you have a ****ing problem. Step 1 to recovery - you have to want to help yourself.
I don't ****ing know. Nobody ****ing knows. We don't know what your life is like if you can handle losing money again and again. As if you're going to take ****ing advice from a bunch of idiots on an internet forum. You know you're gonna keep reloading and reloading. If you have to ask the internet then you have a ****ing problem. Step 1 to recovery - you have to want to help yourself.
Who should I ask for advice, if not the poker minds of BBV???!!!