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Old 05-29-2020, 01:07 PM   #126
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Nicht das ich wüsste; Englisch wird er schon können.
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Old 05-29-2020, 06:14 PM   #127
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Old 05-30-2020, 12:53 PM   #128
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Sheep what is a "mafketel"?
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Old 05-30-2020, 03:50 PM   #129
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Sheep what is a "mafketel"?
Idiot, crackpot, nut job, something like that.
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Old 05-30-2020, 04:09 PM   #130
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Makes sense: crazy pot literally or crackpot in English.
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Old 05-30-2020, 04:15 PM   #131
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Ich bin ein mafketel!
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Old 05-31-2020, 06:09 PM   #132
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Old 06-04-2020, 05:45 AM   #133
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JADON SANCHO
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Old 06-04-2020, 07:00 AM   #134
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Morph ist schuld
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Old 06-04-2020, 07:51 AM   #135
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Ich kenn ihn zwar nicht aber wenn es darum geht Leute zu beschuldigen bin ich gerne mit dabei.

So nicht, Morph!
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Old 06-04-2020, 11:25 AM   #136
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Leckt mich am Arsch!
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Old 06-04-2020, 02:59 PM   #137
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Für das 2. Halbjahr 2020 wurde im Zuge der Corona-Krise eine Senkung des Mehrwertsteuersatzes auf 16%.

Deutsches Bier, hier kommt Sammy, stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie genug auf Lager haben.
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Old 06-04-2020, 03:46 PM   #138
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RIP Sammy-Leber. Beruhige dich Morph
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Old 06-04-2020, 09:13 PM   #139
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Wir haben sogar Lager auf Lager!
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Old 06-05-2020, 05:16 AM   #140
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Roger Roger, over
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Old 06-11-2020, 04:46 AM   #141
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Old 06-11-2020, 05:16 AM   #142
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Jetzt müssen wir aber mal ein bisschen Goethe hier rein bringen:

Amerika, du hast es besser
Als unser Kontinent, das alte,
Hast keine verfallene Schlösser
Und keine Basalte.
Dich stört nicht im Innern
Zu lebendiger Zeit
Unnützes Erinnern
Und vergeblicher Streit.
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Old 06-11-2020, 05:52 PM   #143
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Old 06-12-2020, 11:41 PM   #144
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Urban dictionary: "Scooter"

1. The atirst formerly known as Scooter, who now replaced Metallica as the new definiton of "sell-out"

2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

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Old 06-12-2020, 11:53 PM   #145
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^ wat

In zwei Wochen geht 'Dark' weiter!

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Old 06-15-2020, 05:08 AM   #146
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Happy sheep day!

A woman is reading a book in bed when her husband enters with a sheep under his arm
The husband holds the sheep up to the woman and exclaims: "This is the pig I'm cheating on you with."

The woman, confused by the notion, replies: "But... that's a sheep."

To which the husband shakes his head and says: "I wasn't talking to you."
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Old 06-15-2020, 06:06 AM   #147
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Schaapdag is al voorbij.
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Old 06-15-2020, 08:41 PM   #148
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...was will 'mer mache?
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Old 06-16-2020, 02:43 AM   #149
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The Welsh invented the condom by using sheep guts
The English improved their idea by taking them out of the sheep.
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Old 06-16-2020, 05:47 AM   #150
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