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Old 11-24-2009, 06:48 PM   #126
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-9am-wake up, feed dog
-9.15-walk/run dog
-9.45- brew coffee, cook breakfast(eggs, toast, back bacon, beans, OJ)
-10-eat/watch news-text chat with wife(at work)and a few friends
-1130-fap/occasional double fap
-1150-play poker, read poker/MMA forums/news
-430-wife comes home, kiss, quick chat, leaves room
-6pm-end pokers session, return phone calls
-605-shower with wife/sex in shower %30 of time lol
-640-clean up house
-7pm-crack open a Pabst or a Maclays
-701-make dinner with wife
-731-eat dinner, talk, watch tv/movie/cable series episode
-8pm-crack open a beer
-9pm-visit from friend or two, crack open a beer
-915-roll joint, play with dog, smoke joint, drink beer, laugh
-11-possible 2nd joint, crack a beer, surf online/watch tv with wife/friends,
laugh
-1-130am-join sleeping wife, contemplate vastness of Universe, sleep
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:54 PM   #127
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Ill take a fckn hammer to you
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Old 11-24-2009, 07:48 PM   #128
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7am: Wake up.
7:15 - Get out of bed and go for huge piss with the door open.
7:16 - Request sex from gf.
7:17 - Sitting at kitchen table wondering why i even bothered with 7:16s activity.
7:30 - Beat off.
7:50 - Head off to work
8:30 - 5:00 - work
5:30 - Return home from work, ask gf what time my tea will be ready.
6:00 Making a mess getting my own tea.
7:00 Start poker tournament.
7:15 - Have to hear from gf about why my KK losing AIPF to A3o was my fault and all about the embarrassing clowns on Jeremy Kyle or some other joke of a programme. For the Yanks The Jeremy Kyle Show is a bad version of The Jerry Springer Show...if that's possible.
7:30 - Demand sex
7:31 - Request sex
7:32 - Beg for sex
8:00 Watch TV. Sadly atm it's that god awful Celebrity get me out of here. gf wants me to watch it with her. I do, in exchange for...well guess what.
10:00 Pitiful reality tv finishes. gf has fallen asleep watching aforementioned woeful programme.
10:01 Watch poker on pokertube.
12:00 Go to bed...and still i dindnt get any.
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:04 PM   #129
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Re: Describe your daily routine

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11am - 1pm Wake up
1pm - Go to local butchers and bakery for sausages and fresh rolls for brekkie
2pm - Browse net while eating brekkie
3pm - Start grinding whatever limit I am playing
6pm - Pub for dinner (most nights)
8pm - Grind or play xbox
1am - Whack one off
1.02am - Watch movie then go to bed

[x] Standard
wow sick, sounds so much like what i used to do when i was at uni. i'm from scotland as well. where abouts you from?

now i grind a lot more and don't live in town so usually cook something nice up myself.
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:39 AM   #130
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As before, I will meet any 2+2 poster in any pub car park in the UK for a "square go" and we will see who is laughing then.
9am- wake up
9.30am- merge M62
10am- take M6 south
12 noon- merge M1
12.30pm- merge onto north cicular
1.00pm- join edgeware road
1.30pm- arrive in bermondsey
1.31pm- meet paulc1
1.32pm- give him a square go, then laugh.
1.33pm- repeat the above but in reverse
6.00pm- arrive home, play 2 $3 sng's (single tabling)
9.00pm- sleep
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:57 AM   #131
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monday-thursday
1 pm - wake up
1:30 - eat breakfast, usually cereals sometimes eggs and bacon
2:30 - sit the lake and read (lol my backyard)
4:30 - get dinner
6:00 - 9:00 = used to be poker time but i'm busto so read the wsj and any other magazines i got laying around
9:00 - gym with my meathead trainer
10:30 - eat, take vitamins blah blah
11:00pm - 3:00 am - browse the web, play games.

bonus: on the 5th of everymonth i drive to all of my parent's apartments to collect rent and coins from our laundromots.
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:16 AM   #132
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12pm earliest wake ups.
Food
Poker
MW2 (can't believe I've only seen one person say this so far?)
Short fap like everyone else
Sleep
Repeat
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:32 AM   #133
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930am- arise from my slumber
10- class
1115- bfast with a sexy girl ive been tryin to fkc unsuccessfully for weeks
12 - nap
130- espn
2 - jerk off
2.01 - wipe off monitor, walls, and ceiling
230- crap
3 - workout
4 - class
530 - dinner
615- 2+2
7 - 2am - lose money and berate northern european donkeys in low stake mtts
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:38 AM   #134
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U sleep 3 hours a night?
Thursday-Sunday

More like 5-6 hours the rest of the week
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:55 AM   #135
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7.30am; Wake up and beat off
7.32am; Scream at wife to make me fresh crumpets
7.37am; Have a shower (alternate days)
7.45am; Leg it out the door, kicking dog in the bollocks
5.30pm; Arrive home and begin the grind!
5.42pm; Endure a horrendous 2 outer in my tourney
5.45pm; Demand wife makes dinner
5.46pm; Down first can of Stella
6.14pm; Finish off first 6 pack and hit the spirits
6.32pm; Blame my wife for my poker inadequacies and proposition her
6.35pm; Exit bathroom, self pleasure session finished
6.45pm; Get blankets from cupboard and pass out on sofa

Repeat until Saturday, Sundays are when I ship the Millions so I am in a good mood
This is the best post..lol..I like how you lose every tourney in 12 minutes time and then blame your wife for you sucking. Good times.
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:27 AM   #136
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Re: Describe your daily routine

And i thought my life was pathetic...
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:30 AM   #137
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And i thought my life was pathetic...
Location: Norway
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Old 11-25-2009, 04:52 AM   #138
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Noon - wake up
12:01PM - have cigarette
12:10PM - find food
1-2PM - get high.. check on 2p2
2-10PM - poker, while getting high
10-11PM - food
11PM-4am - mix of weed, 2p2, and porn

rinse and repeat

You and me sir, like brothers.
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:13 AM   #139
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Re: Describe your daily routine

6.00am wake up with a positive attitude
6.10am crunch time
6.30am consider how i can add value to the world
6.56am service the wife
6.58am shower
7.00 am continue with my charity work helping older people to get about
8.00am fulfill my lollipop man duties at local school
9.15am local community work
10.30am knock one out
12.00pm quick church visit
12.30pm loose women
2.15pm volunteer work at local hall
4.50pm deal or no deal
5.30pm cook meals for the needy and deliver them
6.45pm knock another out
7.30pm ask wife if there are any household jobs she needs doin
8.20pm consider any addl charitable donations i could make

...or is it just poker and porn all day i get confused....
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:22 AM   #140
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6.00am wake up with a positive attitude
6.10am crunch time
6.30am consider how i can add value to the world
6.56am service the wife
6.58am shower
7.00 am continue with my charity work helping older people to get about
8.00am fulfill my lollipop man duties at local school
9.15am local community work
10.30am knock one out
12.00pm quick church visit
12.30pm loose women
2.15pm volunteer work at local hall
4.50pm deal or no deal
5.30pm cook meals for the needy and deliver them
6.45pm knock another out
7.30pm ask wife if there are any household jobs she needs doin
8.20pm consider any addl charitable donations i could make

...or is it just poker and porn all day i get confused....
If you add weed, that describes my daily routine.
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Old 11-25-2009, 05:31 AM   #141
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Re: Describe your daily routine

8-8.30am - Get up
8.30-9pm-breakfast & 2p2
9.00-10.30-gym
11am-1pm-training vids
1pm-6ish- grind NL cash
6.00-8pm - 2p2,pocket fives, pokerroad etc + dinner
8-11 - TV + poker if in right mode
11ish bed

And repeat
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