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Old 11-19-2009, 06:53 PM   #101
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7am: wake up and have breakfast
8am: crank some tunes and play some cards
12: have lunch
1pm: more cards
4pm: work out
6pm: have dinner
7pm: go out with friends
1am: sleep

wash, rinse, repeat

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Old 11-20-2009, 06:10 PM   #102
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-9am-wake up, feed dog
-9.15-walk/run dog
-9.45- brew coffee, cook breakfast(eggs, toast, back bacon, beans, OJ)
-10-eat/watch news-text chat with wife(at work)and a few friends
-1130-fap/occasional double fap
-1150-play poker, read poker/MMA forums/news
-430-wife comes home, kiss, quick chat, leaves room
-6pm-end pokers session, return phone calls
-605-shower with wife/sex in shower %30 of time lol
-640-clean up house
-7pm-crack open a Pabst or a Maclays
-701-make dinner with wife
-731-eat dinner, talk, watch tv/movie/cable series episode
-8pm-crack open a beer
-9pm-visit from friend or two, crack open a beer
-915-roll joint, play with dog, smoke joint, drink beer, laugh
-11-possible 2nd joint, crack a beer, surf online/watch tv with wife/friends,
laugh
-1-130am-join sleeping wife, contemplate vastness of Universe, sleep
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:53 PM   #103
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-9am-wake up, feed dog
-9.15-walk/run dog
-9.45- brew coffee, cook breakfast(eggs, toast, back bacon, beans, OJ)
-10-eat/watch news-text chat with wife(at work)and a few friends
-1130-fap/occasional double fap
-1150-play poker, read poker/MMA forums/news
-430-wife comes home, kiss, quick chat, leaves room
-6pm-end pokers session, return phone calls
-605-shower with wife/sex in shower %30 of time lol
-640-clean up house
-7pm-crack open a Pabst or a Maclays
-701-make dinner with wife
-731-eat dinner, talk, watch tv/movie/cable series episode
-8pm-crack open a beer
-9pm-visit from friend or two, crack open a beer
-915-roll joint, play with dog, smoke joint, drink beer, laugh
-11-possible 2nd joint, crack a beer, surf online/watch tv with wife/friends,
laugh
-1-130am-join sleeping wife, contemplate vastness of Universe, sleep
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:17 PM   #104
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I live in the American Gardens building... on West 81st Street on the 11th floor.My name is Neil Johnson. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deeppore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque, which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Neil Johnson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Way too cool, you and the chiren thread made me register though I am a fish, love the book, read it around ten times... I am a sicko too...

daily routine:

1100 am: wake up, turn on tv, smoke, drink coffee (sometimes having some fun with my gf)
0130pm: going to work, selling horse bets, bet myself a little with tipmoney, surfing the net, drink a beer
0800-1130pm: going home, feeding my herps (snakes, geckos, frogs), having fun with gf, drink beer, play poker
0200-0600 am: fall asleep exhausted
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Old 11-23-2009, 02:35 PM   #105
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tl;dr

Hope its funny as hell for those who did - or atleast has some sleep mixed throughout the day...3.5hrs sleep just pisses my body off.
5 Hour Energy around noon helps it out. Throw in a little voddy-vod with it before Economics lecture and you're good to go.
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:24 PM   #106
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1. 9:50 wake up get ready for work
2. 10:00 arive at work
3. 6:00 arive at home
4. 6:05 smoke some chronic/ maybe eat
5/ 6:15 click pstars icon on desktop
6. 2:00 sleep. Wash ballz and repeat
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:32 PM   #107
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It's funny because its true.

It's also depressing.
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:50 PM   #108
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9h00 : Wake up
9h05 : Eat gummy bears while looking for an interesting game on FT
10h20 : Finally someone and start crushing him for hundreds of Ks.
13h00 : Jerk off my joy

GO BABY GO BABY GO
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:29 AM   #109
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5pm: wake up. FML it's dark out.
5pm-6am: Do **** in the dark.
6am: go to sleep in the dark.
seems we got something in common
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Old 11-24-2009, 07:47 AM   #110
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- up from bed and having strong vitamin shake in jacuzzi...
- check my emails explaining (again and again) isildur1 that i can't play against him 'couse there is HUGE FAT fish at Bobbies and need to care of him in the first place, read news, listen some laidback music
- going down to the groundfloor just to see that are some ppl in my kitchen, guess my friends are still partying - day 5, quick coffe with them and hit the downtown for some quality breakfast/lunch with everyone from house who's up for that
- flying to NYC to meet some ppl about some business, they whant me to invest or so... maybe I'll ship it to Timmy if that guy is there that smells like puma in mating season
- head home for workout, bath, nap
- coffe, check FT if someone is at nosebleeds. If yes - play few hands...
- quick hang out with friends wishing them another great party whyle i head for Bellagio
- dinner, chat with regs
- work
- end of session, pick up some chics and head home for party
- dance, drink, flirt, sex
- bed
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Old 11-24-2009, 07:54 AM   #111
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Previous one is part of 9-5 day dreaming about "revolution" that this world urgently needs.

Truth

mon-fri - go work 9 to 5, come home get my **** together, play poker, sleep
weekdays - no work, lot of sleep, lot of poker, some fun, some sex
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:28 AM   #112
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wake up
sleep
wake up
eat
stay in bed
browse 2+2
sleep
wake up
gf - siihp
sleep
wake up
watch movie
sleep
wake up
eat
sleep
wake up
snack
sleep
wake up
2+2
sleep

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Old 11-24-2009, 09:48 AM   #113
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10pm Masterbate to Miley Cryus
10:02pm Bed
loooool so long?
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:35 AM   #114
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FML

1pm- wake up and lie in bed for an hour doing nothing.
2pm- Have breakfast/watch some tv.
2.30pm - Try to motivate myself to go to the gym while browsing 2+2/fb etc.
3.30pm - Decide i'm too lazy to go to the gym but I will go tomorrow.
3.40pm - Fire up 12 tables and grind.
8.30pm - Dinner
9pm - Watch tv/2+2/do nothing/Maybe play a couple more hours poker.
1am - Watch a couple of movies
5am - Go to bed


What it should be.

9am - Wake-up/Relax/Breakfast
10am - Fire up 12 tables and grind.
2pm - Go to the gym
3.30pm - Have something to eat
4-6pm - Chill out/Watch tv/Dinner
6-10pm - More poker
10pm - See friends/chill out/whatever
1am - Bed
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:50 AM   #115
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you sound like some kind of psycho. no offense.
He pretty much stole all of that right out of american psycho. Great call by the way
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:41 PM   #116
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This is only valid for november because of the gladiator promo@partypoker.

5 pm: wake up
5.15 pm: shower, make pizza
5.30 -7: eat more, smoke hookah and watch a movie/surfing in the forums (what I do right now)
7pm - 2am: grinding nl200 18tabling with maybe one smoking/movie break, but mostly I grind down one 10k hand session
2am-6am: movies, smoking, make sth to eat, surfing in the forums

mega ****ty life atm, no university cuz this ****ing promotion. not every day is like this, I go out for 1-2 hours to visit a friend or go shopping food, but mostly it looks like the above. in normal months I dont play more than 2 hours/1k hands a day, but this month is just sick.
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:09 PM   #117
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This thread makes me feel better about my boring life.
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:33 PM   #118
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i'm amazed by the lack of weed in your schedules
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:08 PM   #119
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9am - wake up
9:15am - check email, eat cereal, drink coffee
10am - youtube and facebook while i make a few phone calls
11am - shower
11:30am - Modern Warfare 2 on PS3
1pm - Lunch
2pm - Judge Judy, High Stakes Poker, and UFC shows recorded on DVR
5pm - NOxplode supplement + Gym
6:30pm - hang with GF
7:30pm - Dinner
8:30pm-2am - random computer stuff, watch movies, more Modern Warfare 2, and sexytime

Side note: this only applies when i'm home, I go on vacation about 2-3 times a month, usually for 3-4 days at a time... so obviously have fun where ever i'm at and blow lots of money on lots of nothing.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:12 PM   #120
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-9am-wake up, feed dog
-9.15-walk/run dog
-9.45- brew coffee, cook breakfast(eggs, toast, back bacon, beans, OJ)
-10-eat/watch news-text chat with wife(at work)and a few friends
-1130-fap/occasional double fap
-1150-play poker, read poker/MMA forums/news
-430-wife comes home, kiss, quick chat, leaves room
-6pm-end pokers session, return phone calls
-605-shower with wife/sex in shower %30 of time lol
-640-clean up house
-7pm-crack open a Pabst or a Maclays
-701-make dinner with wife
-731-eat dinner, talk, watch tv/movie/cable series episode
-8pm-crack open a beer
-9pm-visit from friend or two, crack open a beer
-915-roll joint, play with dog, smoke joint, drink beer, laugh
-11-possible 2nd joint, crack a beer, surf online/watch tv with wife/friends,
laugh
-1-130am-join sleeping wife, contemplate vastness of Universe, sleep
other than smoking weed, which i dont do, i think i might have a man-crush on you... seeing as how we are alike.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:45 PM   #121
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8: wake up
Cry till 9
9-10: 2 slices of bread and water for breakfast
10-11: Cry
11-5: work in petrol station
5-8: watch tv
8-11:Cry
11-8: sleep
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:48 PM   #122
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7 AM: Wake up/shower
8 AM: Work
1 PM: home from work/shower
1:30 PM: Play live poker
1 AM: get home fom live poker
1:40 AM: Fire up Online pokerz
4 AM: sleepy time.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:52 PM   #123
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7:20a -- Roll out of bed, smoke cig
7:30a -- Spliff, Shave, Shower
8:10a -- Leave for work
8:50a -- Arrive at work
8:51a -- Leave work to get breakfast
9:07a -- Arrive at work
9:25a -- First smoke break
9:30a-1 -- Do work
1-5:30 -- 2p2, hh analysis, ignore incoming work
5:24p -- Leave work
6:10p -- Arrive home, change clothes
6:30p -- Spliff and beer (repeat)
6:30-7 -- Browse 2p2, facebook, porn, fap?
7-11 or 12 -- Grind
9:00p -- Call parents for alotted one hour per week (one day of the week)
12 -- Pass out
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:13 PM   #124
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7 AM: Wake up/shower
8 AM: Work
1 PM: home from work/shower
1:30 PM: Play live poker
1 AM: get home fom live poker
1:40 AM: Fire up Online pokerz
4 AM: sleepy time.
U sleep 3 hours a night?
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:30 PM   #125
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
Ill take a fckn hammer to you
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