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Old 11-16-2009, 01:40 AM   #76
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Re: Describe your daily routine

7am wake up, have a piss then have wank
7:30am proceed to go back to seep
7:30-10:30 have crazy dream about some prego girl and me taking care of her when i know the kids not mine :S ( girl was solid 7 )
10:30 piss then have wank of girl in my dream
11:00am put clothes on grab my mp3 and take the dogs for a walk.
11:15am Dog proceeds to **** in the middle of the road while on walk :S
11:40am come back and have breakfast.
12:am watch the end of NE patriots game. (I’m Australian so I sort of still don’t get it.. but I’m getting there. NE should never have use those 2 time outs)
12:30am-1pm clean up
1pm go on face book. See everyone has had the “ best weekend ever” and “ wish it was Friday”.
1:10pm go on 2+2

will Finnish with rest of day later
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:43 AM   #77
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Re: Describe your daily routine

wake up
make coffee
pet dog
play poker
pet girlfriend
bed
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:54 AM   #78
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Re: Describe your daily routine

2pm wake up
2:10pm browse internets
2:11pm fap
2:12pm clean up
2:13pm browse 2+2 and grind freerolls & 1cent hyper-turbos
5pm eat
5:20pm browse internets
6pm go to casino and lose all my benefit money
11pm return home drunk
11:20pm browse internets + fapfapfap
5am go to bed

kill me plz.
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Old 11-16-2009, 03:59 AM   #79
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Re: Describe your daily routine

funnu thread hf
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:24 AM   #80
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Re: Describe your daily routine

came to see if patrickbatemanmorningroutine.txt had been posted. thread delivers
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:47 AM   #81
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Re: Describe your daily routine

Noon - wake up
12:01PM - have cigarette
12:10PM - find food
1-2PM - get high.. check on 2p2
2-10PM - poker, while getting high
10-11PM - food
11PM-4am - mix of weed, 2p2, and porn

rinse and repeat

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Old 11-16-2009, 05:05 AM   #82
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0-24 h : get up ( my schedule is changing all the time , sometimes i go to bed at 9 pm and sometimes at 9 am )
- make coffee , clean dishes etc. , shower if needed
- play pokerz
- eat/cook something or get food delivered
- play pokerz
- watch movie/argue/do stuff w. gf
- meet friends/ grind moar
- go out to party or if tired go to sleep
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:11 AM   #83
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Re: Describe your daily routine

11am wake up / go to class or skip
2pm getting out of class or just waking up
2:30pm gym
4pm nap
7pm grind some 200nl
9-10pm convince roommates/neighbors to drink with me even though its a weekday
2-4am bed

why am i still in school
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:40 AM   #84
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lol.

You wouldn't want mine as I am **** at poker and can't get a burd
SNAP. But you dont have to go to work, I do. lol.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:38 PM   #85
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wake up
make coffee
pet dog
play poker
pet girlfriend
bed
Some people just have sex with anything, drink coffee all day and never eat imo
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Old 11-18-2009, 02:50 PM   #86
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7am - wake up
7:01 - angry
7:15-8 - shower/breakfast
8-830 - cram my ass onto a train with 500 other angry people in the rat race
8:30-5 - 'work' (thank god my company doesn't track my internet...lots of 2p2, espn, sports betting and so on)
5-6 - workout so i don't get fats
6-630 - cram my ass onto a train with 500 other tired and smelly people
630-11 - pokers/dinner/espn/video games

great
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:00 PM   #87
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7.30am; Wake up and beat off
7.32am; Scream at wife to make me fresh crumpets
7.37am; Have a shower (alternate days)
7.45am; Leg it out the door, kicking dog in the bollocks
5.30pm; Arrive home and begin the grind!
5.42pm; Endure a horrendous 2 outer in my tourney
5.45pm; Demand wife makes dinner
5.46pm; Down first can of Stella
6.14pm; Finish off first 6 pack and hit the spirits
6.32pm; Blame my wife for my poker inadequacies and proposition her
6.35pm; Exit bathroom, self pleasure session finished
6.45pm; Get blankets from cupboard and pass out on sofa

Repeat until Saturday, Sundays are when I ship the Millions so I am in a good mood
haha. crumpets made me laugh.. well done.

wife beater
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:55 PM   #88
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Re: Describe your daily routine

What I'd like to do:
7am wake up go for walk on beach
7:30 figure out what I'm going to do today while eating breakfast
8:00 browse internet see whats going on in the poker community
9:00 go out and volunteer either at a soup kitchen, Habitat for humanity, or some kinda of charitable cause
12:00 eat
3:00 Gym (weights and rowing)
4:00-1am grind


What I actually do:
9:00am wake up for classes sometimes going and sometimes going back to bed and waking up at 11:00am
11:00 eat
12:00 class
2:00 eat
2:30 grind
5:00 gym
6:00 grind
9:00 eat
10:00 grind till 1 or 2 and repeat.
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:00 PM   #89
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Re: Describe your daily routine

wake up
run bad
sleep
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:21 PM   #90
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Re: Describe your daily routine

wake up
go to school 11-3
look for job sleep
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:23 PM   #91
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Re: Describe your daily routine

1pm: wake up
1:05pm take a shower if i'm planning to leave my house today
1:15 have a breakfast
1:30 university, if it's a day off than grind/dota/movies etc
6 Come home, eat relax
7 Jym
9 Grind
11 Dota, movies etc
3 sleep
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:29 AM   #92
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8:12am-12pm: Get woken up by my cat, throw pillows at my cat, and lay in bed trying to get back to sleep
12pm: Feed cat
12:10pm: Clean up cat's puke because she ate lint and hair on the floor all night and wasn't able to digest her food properly when I fed her
12:10-1pm: Wake up
1-2pm Work out
2-3:30pm wake-up some more and masturbate while crying
3:30-4pm: Shower
4-8pm: Online internet poker while picturing every1 at the table is Joe Douchem, tilt, go broke
8pm-2am: Stare at the wall, forget to feed cat, forget to feed me
2am-8:12am: Sleep
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:37 AM   #93
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Re: Describe your daily routine

7am: wake up and have breakfast
8am: crank some tunes and play some cards
12: have lunch
1pm: more cards
4pm: work out
6pm: have dinner
7pm: go out with friends
1am: sleep

wash, rinse, repeat

<3 the holidays
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:04 AM   #94
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5pm: wake up. FML it's dark out.
5pm-6am: Do **** in the dark.
6am: go to sleep in the dark.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:42 AM   #95
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Re: Describe your daily routine

6:30- Wake up in a cold sweat from nightmare of Terrelle Pryor throwing timing patterns.
6:32- Fall back asleep thinking about how uncomfortable my bed is.
7:45- Roll out of bed to alarm of "Cheers" theme song.
8:00- Gym. Cardio while listening to "Mike and Mike", lifting while staring at practice squad cheerleaders.
9:30- Back from gym, protein shake, shower, shave, etc.
10:00- Realize that by being a Professional Golf Management major, I have an easier schedule then most scholarship athletes.
10:05- Go to class if I have a test/quiz/midterm. If not, study, catch up on some work, work on locking up a summer internship.
11:30- Lunch, consisting of Ramen noodles in a variety of forms.
11:30-12:15- Greet all five roommates as they leave for classes, usually their second or third of the day to this point, and reassure them that organic chemistry is a totally manageable subject.
12:30- Twice a week I go to class at this time, other three days I'm already done with classes for the day. Usually catch up on work or watch High Stakes Poker on YouTube, nap.
1:15- Play two hours of SNGs or NL50 and grab a quick bite while listening to the same playlist consisting of Tom Petty, AC/DC and Rolling Stones. Have Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" on hand in case I take down a 50BB+ pot.
3:15- Get pwned at Mario Kart on N64 by roommate.
3:48- Get fed up with Mario Kart and turn on ESPN to stare at Michelle Beadle.
4:00-6:00- Social time with roommates consisting of watching ATH, PTI, Family Guy and getting dinner.
6:00- Study, get random work done.
7:30- During the week, lay low and hang out with roommates. Usually watch the NBA game or good college games. Friday or Saturday go out to a buddy's party or bar. Which ever day I don't go out I play 200NL at the local card club.
2:05AM- Poker After Dark... aka time to relish at Eli Elezra's demise.
3:00AM- Bed

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Old 11-19-2009, 11:07 AM   #96
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6:30- Wake up in a cold sweat from nightmare of Terrelle Pryor throwing timing patterns.
6:32- Fall back asleep thinking about how uncomfortable my bed is.
7:45- Roll out of bed to alarm of "Cheers" theme song.
8:00- Gym. Cardio while listening to "Mike and Mike", lifting while staring at practice squad cheerleaders.
9:30- Back from gym, protein shake, shower, shave, etc.
10:00- Realize that by being a Professional Golf Management major, I have an easier schedule then most scholarship athletes.
10:05- Go to class if I have a test/quiz/midterm. If not, study, catch up on some work, work on locking up a summer internship.
11:30- Lunch, consisting of Ramen noodles in a variety of forms.
11:30-12:15- Greet all five roommates as they leave for classes, usually their second or third of the day to this point, and reassure them that organic chemistry is a totally manageable subject.
12:30- Twice a week I go to class at this time, other three days I'm already done with classes for the day. Usually catch up on work or watch High Stakes Poker on YouTube, nap.
1:15- Play two hours of SNGs or NL50 and grab a quick bite while listening to the same playlist consisting of Tom Petty, AC/DC and Rolling Stones. Have Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" on hand in case I take down a 50BB+ pot.
3:15- Get pwned at Mario Kart on N64 by roommate.
3:48- Get fed up with Mario Kart and turn on ESPN to stare at Michelle Beadle.
4:00-6:00- Social time with roommates consisting of watching ATH, PTI, Family Guy and getting dinner.
6:00- Study, get random work done.
7:30- During the week, lay low and hang out with roommates. Usually watch the NBA game or good college games. Friday or Saturday go out to a buddy's party or bar. Which ever day I don't go out I play 200NL at the local card club.
2:05AM- Poker After Dark... aka time to relish at Eli Elezra's demise.
3:00AM- Bed
tl;dr

Hope its funny as hell for those who did - or atleast has some sleep mixed throughout the day...3.5hrs sleep just pisses my body off.
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:01 PM   #97
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
pfff...he was kidding you uptight life supernit!
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:54 PM   #98
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7:00 - wake up / jog / coffee / shower
8:15 - leave for work
9:00 9:15 - arrive at work (sigh)
9:15-6 - work
7:00pm - arrive home / dinner
7:30pm - 10:30pm: register for donkaments.. get tired about 2 hours in.. fist pump min cash if i am lucky or **** it shovaments
11pm - 12:30am: starcraft, wow, ps3, or watch a movie
12:30 - bed

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Old 11-19-2009, 03:34 PM   #99
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8am - wake up
4pm - poker
(9pm - socialise)
12pm - sleep

remove poker and your pretty much there
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:09 PM   #100
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5pm: wake up. FML it's dark out.
5pm-6am: Do **** in the dark.
6am: go to sleep in the dark.
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