7am wake up, have a piss then have wank
7:30am proceed to go back to seep
7:30-10:30 have crazy dream about some prego girl and me taking care of her when i know the kids not mine :S ( girl was solid 7 )
10:30 piss then have wank of girl in my dream
11:00am put clothes on grab my mp3 and take the dogs for a walk.
11:15am Dog proceeds to **** in the middle of the road while on walk :S
11:40am come back and have breakfast.
12:am watch the end of NE patriots game. (I’m Australian so I sort of still don’t get it.. but I’m getting there. NE should never have use those 2 time outs)
12:30am-1pm clean up
1pm go on face book. See everyone has had the “ best weekend ever” and “ wish it was Friday”.
1:10pm go on 2+2

will Finnish with rest of day later

wake up
make coffee
pet dog
play poker
pet girlfriend
bed

2pm wake up
2:10pm browse internets
2:11pm fap
2:12pm clean up
2:13pm browse 2+2 and grind freerolls & 1cent hyper-turbos
5pm eat
5:20pm browse internets
6pm go to casino and lose all my benefit money
11pm return home drunk
11:20pm browse internets + fapfapfap
5am go to bed

kill me plz.

funnu thread hf

came to see if patrickbatemanmorningroutine.txt had been posted. thread delivers

Noon - wake up
12:01PM - have cigarette
12:10PM - find food
1-2PM - get high.. check on 2p2
2-10PM - poker, while getting high
10-11PM - food
11PM-4am - mix of weed, 2p2, and porn

rinse and repeat

0-24 h : get up ( my schedule is changing all the time , sometimes i go to bed at 9 pm and sometimes at 9 am )
- make coffee , clean dishes etc. , shower if needed
- play pokerz
- eat/cook something or get food delivered
- play pokerz
- watch movie/argue/do stuff w. gf
- meet friends/ grind moar
- go out to party or if tired go to sleep

11am wake up / go to class or skip
2pm getting out of class or just waking up
2:30pm gym
4pm nap
7pm grind some 200nl
9-10pm convince roommates/neighbors to drink with me even though its a weekday
2-4am bed

why am i still in school

SNAP. But you dont have to go to work, I do. lol.

Some people just have sex with anything, drink coffee all day and never eat imo

7am - wake up
7:01 - angry
7:15-8 - shower/breakfast
8-830 - cram my ass onto a train with 500 other angry people in the rat race
8:30-5 - 'work' (thank god my company doesn't track my internet...lots of 2p2, espn, sports betting and so on)
5-6 - workout so i don't get fats
6-630 - cram my ass onto a train with 500 other tired and smelly people
630-11 - pokers/dinner/espn/video games

great

haha. crumpets made me laugh.. well done.

wife beater

What I'd like to do:
7am wake up go for walk on beach
7:30 figure out what I'm going to do today while eating breakfast
8:00 browse internet see whats going on in the poker community
9:00 go out and volunteer either at a soup kitchen, Habitat for humanity, or some kinda of charitable cause
12:00 eat
3:00 Gym (weights and rowing)
4:00-1am grind


What I actually do:
9:00am wake up for classes sometimes going and sometimes going back to bed and waking up at 11:00am
11:00 eat
12:00 class
2:00 eat
2:30 grind
5:00 gym
6:00 grind
9:00 eat
10:00 grind till 1 or 2 and repeat.

wake up
run bad
sleep

wake up
go to school 11-3
look for job sleep

1pm: wake up
1:05pm take a shower if i'm planning to leave my house today
1:15 have a breakfast
1:30 university, if it's a day off than grind/dota/movies etc
6 Come home, eat relax
7 Jym
9 Grind
11 Dota, movies etc
3 sleep

8:12am-12pm: Get woken up by my cat, throw pillows at my cat, and lay in bed trying to get back to sleep
12pm: Feed cat
12:10pm: Clean up cat's puke because she ate lint and hair on the floor all night and wasn't able to digest her food properly when I fed her
12:10-1pm: Wake up
1-2pm Work out
2-3:30pm wake-up some more and masturbate while crying
3:30-4pm: Shower
4-8pm: Online internet poker while picturing every1 at the table is Joe Douchem, tilt, go broke
8pm-2am: Stare at the wall, forget to feed cat, forget to feed me
2am-8:12am: Sleep

7am: wake up and have breakfast
8am: crank some tunes and play some cards
12: have lunch
1pm: more cards
4pm: work out
6pm: have dinner
7pm: go out with friends
1am: sleep

wash, rinse, repeat

<3 the holidays

5pm: wake up. FML it's dark out.
5pm-6am: Do **** in the dark.
6am: go to sleep in the dark.

6:30- Wake up in a cold sweat from nightmare of Terrelle Pryor throwing timing patterns.
6:32- Fall back asleep thinking about how uncomfortable my bed is.
7:45- Roll out of bed to alarm of "Cheers" theme song.
8:00- Gym. Cardio while listening to "Mike and Mike", lifting while staring at practice squad cheerleaders.
9:30- Back from gym, protein shake, shower, shave, etc.
10:00- Realize that by being a Professional Golf Management major, I have an easier schedule then most scholarship athletes.
10:05- Go to class if I have a test/quiz/midterm. If not, study, catch up on some work, work on locking up a summer internship.
11:30- Lunch, consisting of Ramen noodles in a variety of forms.
11:30-12:15- Greet all five roommates as they leave for classes, usually their second or third of the day to this point, and reassure them that organic chemistry is a totally manageable subject.
12:30- Twice a week I go to class at this time, other three days I'm already done with classes for the day. Usually catch up on work or watch High Stakes Poker on YouTube, nap.
1:15- Play two hours of SNGs or NL50 and grab a quick bite while listening to the same playlist consisting of Tom Petty, AC/DC and Rolling Stones. Have Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" on hand in case I take down a 50BB+ pot.
3:15- Get pwned at Mario Kart on N64 by roommate.
3:48- Get fed up with Mario Kart and turn on ESPN to stare at Michelle Beadle.
4:00-6:00- Social time with roommates consisting of watching ATH, PTI, Family Guy and getting dinner.
6:00- Study, get random work done.
7:30- During the week, lay low and hang out with roommates. Usually watch the NBA game or good college games. Friday or Saturday go out to a buddy's party or bar. Which ever day I don't go out I play 200NL at the local card club.
2:05AM- Poker After Dark... aka time to relish at Eli Elezra's demise.
3:00AM- Bed

tl;dr

Hope its funny as hell for those who did - or atleast has some sleep mixed throughout the day...3.5hrs sleep just pisses my body off.

pfff...he was kidding you uptight life supernit!

7:00 - wake up / jog / coffee / shower
8:15 - leave for work
9:00 9:15 - arrive at work (sigh)
9:15-6 - work
7:00pm - arrive home / dinner
7:30pm - 10:30pm: register for donkaments.. get tired about 2 hours in.. fist pump min cash if i am lucky or **** it shovaments
11pm - 12:30am: starcraft, wow, ps3, or watch a movie
12:30 - bed

8am - wake up
4pm - poker
(9pm - socialise)
12pm - sleep

remove poker and your pretty much there

.this