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Old 11-15-2009, 05:06 PM   #51
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:10 PM   #52
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:16 PM   #53
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:18 PM   #54
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3-4am : wake up
: Eat as much protein as possible + coffee + chess/watch poker/basically learn
6am : 3 hour poker session
9am : OJ CEREAL BANANA COFFEE 2 SLICE TOAST
10am : Gym
12 noon: Complete 'to do list' + eat lunch
~1-~5 : Poker session higher stakes more tables than previous now im in the zone

Then Ill have some social ltime or go to bed about 7.
Why the f**k you get up so early to do things you can do anytime

You really go to sleep at 7pm? You must have thick curtains
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:54 PM   #55
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7.30am; Wake up and beat off
7.32am; Scream at wife to make me fresh crumpets
7.37am; Have a shower (alternate days)
7.45am; Leg it out the door, kicking dog in the bollocks
5.30pm; Arrive home and begin the grind!
5.42pm; Endure a horrendous 2 outer in my tourney
5.45pm; Demand wife makes dinner
5.46pm; Down first can of Stella
6.14pm; Finish off first 6 pack and hit the spirits
6.32pm; Blame my wife for my poker inadequacies and proposition her
6.35pm; Exit bathroom, self pleasure session finished
6.45pm; Get blankets from cupboard and pass out on sofa

Repeat until Saturday, Sundays are when I ship the Millions so I am in a good mood
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:58 PM   #56
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uhhh i just woke up and its 5 pm.

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Old 11-15-2009, 08:19 PM   #57
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6pm: wake up confused
7pm-12am: ???
1am: profit
2am: smoke more weed
330am: profit
4-10am:fapfapfapfapfapfpafpapfapfp
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:33 PM   #58
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6:40am - Alarm goes off, snooze
7:28am - Roll out of bed because "as long as I'm up by 7:30 I wont be late"
7:30am - Shower, leave for work, sit in traffic (this is the REAL grind)
9:10am - Arrive late for work
12:00pm - Go to the same shop, order the same chicken roll and paper, eat said roll and read said paper
4:50pm - Sneak out 10 minutes early to beat the carpark traffic
Mondays/Thursdays - 5:15pm - Go to casino and play live until 11:30pm, go home and sleep
6:00pm - Put on the TV, begin the grind until bed time, if tilting or bored will watch movie or something else

Fridays and Saturdays - Social
Sundays - Social / Live poker
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:40 PM   #59
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gimme, I seriously doubt a bloke of your standing can even raise an erection to "bone" anyone in the ass, let alone do it all day.

Perhaps you do take my $10br but that must only mean that you are equally ****e to be playing at my level. At least I lose with dignity and take defeat like a man. As solace, I take my frustrations out on the sort of blokes who beat up women.

As before, I will meet any 2+2 poster in any pub car park in the UK for a "square go" and we will see who is laughing then.

Then, you can fcuk off back over the pond to your farm and concentrate no grinding the tables of FTP whilst only stopping to put your bellend away as your mother chaps the door to deliver your ham sandwhich for luch

up the rebels
lol, love this post
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:57 PM   #60
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Re: Describe your daily routine

13:00 - waking up with a little hangover
13:00-13:10 - blaming myself for being sleepy and missed all classes @ uni
13:11 - realizing that i dont give a damn
14:00 - finally standing up from bed
14:10 - looking for some food in the fridge
14:30 - browsing interwebz while eating | checking if the girls that gave me their names really have a fiance or boyfriend .
15:00-18:00 - thinking about grinding but also thinking about that if i grind i will lose monies again | in the meantime playing some pointless games like WoW or DoTA
18:00 - i get a phone call that there will be a party again today
21:00 - i realize that 3 hours just passed without doing anything useful
21:15 - i go drinking before party w/ friends
23:45 - we go to the party
0:10 - i make moves on hot girls and they all rejectin' me saying "i have a boyfriend" (sometimes instead of boyfriend they say fiance - at like 90% they really have) but i ask them to type their names into my phone
4:00 - i somehow manage to get back to my apartment and go to sleep

and yes sometimes i manage to play some pokerz
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:14 PM   #61
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5PM : wake up
6PM : get out of the bed
6.15 : smoke a joint ( repeat that every hour )
6.45 : clean up
7PM : i go see my father or friends
8PM : go buy some food and go home.
8.30 : NL100 FR ( nit ofc )
10.30 : break, browse teh internet
11PM : i eat ( pizza or good meet )
12PM to 6-7AM : play poker, watch movies. And usually take a bath while smoking a joint, drinking a cold coke and watching a simpson on my phone.
7AM : fap fap
10AM ( nah just joking 7.20 ) : a good mix of sleeping pills and 1 hour after ( i got sleeping problem ) sleep.

Repeat everyday for the rest of your life. I like my life
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:20 PM   #62
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3-4am : wake up
why so early?

9am:wake up for class. hate life.

2pm: out of class, on way home

2:30pm: play pokerz when should be studying

5:30pm:go work for minimum wage when i could be playing for 2bb/100

10:30: play pokerz/browse internets after work when should be studying

2am: sleep.

repeat far more often than i should.

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Old 11-15-2009, 09:21 PM   #63
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gimme, I seriously doubt a bloke of your standing can even raise an erection to "bone" anyone in the ass, let alone do it all day.

Perhaps you do take my $10br but that must only mean that you are equally ****e to be playing at my level. At least I lose with dignity and take defeat like a man. As solace, I take my frustrations out on the sort of blokes who beat up women.

As before, I will meet any 2+2 poster in any pub car park in the UK for a "square go" and we will see who is laughing then.

Then, you can fcuk off back over the pond to your farm and concentrate no grinding the tables of FTP whilst only stopping to put your bellend away as your mother chaps the door to deliver your ham sandwhich for luch

up the rebels
Do you like dags?
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:38 PM   #64
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Wow, most of your lives suck. Everyone faps and gets no pussy? Lame.
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:45 PM   #65
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Do you like dags?
hahahahahaha

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Old 11-15-2009, 09:54 PM   #66
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5:30am Wake up w/ suspicious blood and semen stains on my mattress
5:35am Breakfast of a glass of water and a ostrich egg
5:50am Inital NL2 grind at a verified and sustainable rate of .6435bb/100 ( .69382bb/100 w rakeback )
2pm Make enough $ to check out the local fat chick scene at mcdonalds
3pm Move up to NL5, run 5+ B.I below EV, slash wrists
6pm Left over big Macs for dinner
6:20pm Take embarrassing pictures of my penis
6:30pm .01c 990 man hyper turbo grind
9pm Beat up queers
10pm Masterbate to Miley Cryus
10:02pm Bed
that sounds like the best life ever
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:30 PM   #67
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Sunday - Thursday. (regular week day)

12pm-1pm: Wake Up. Blame myself for being so fkn lazy, waking up at 1pm and not going to any fkn class
1:05 pm: My father asks me if I have to go to class and I say no, so hes says Im not paying for that uni anymore u never go. I say : dad ofc I go
1:10pm: Keep blaming myself. But I know I dont give a fk and dont like stydying laws
1:20 pm: turn my PC on.
1:21- 3 pm: Browse internets/ Poker Forums /facebook /talking w/ my girlfriend by phone between her breaks at the Uni (she goes every single day to every class, dam her :P)
3:01 pm : Notice Ive been awake for around 3 hours, I didnt go to classes and I havent done anything productive
3:02 pm : Yell to the maid to bring me Lunch plz
3:15 - 3.45 pm: Eat lunch while watching tv or computer
4 pm: Sometimes Shower, sometimes not .
4:20- 6.30 pm : playing NL 100 HU
6.30 pm - 7.30 pm: Do random things or Go out and do some kind of excercise ; Run, Bike, Soccer, Working out, whatever . When we both have time get together with my girlfriend. Sometimes Eat.
7.30 pm- 11 pm : Mix between playing more HU nl 100, Being with my girl, Hanging out with friends, Studying Some Poker, Playing xbox 360, or HoN (much better then Dota). Depends on if I saw my girl that day or met with a friend or what mood I am in (mostly pess 2010, sfiv, or some rpg)
9-11pm** : Eat dinner
11 pm - 3am: When Im with my girl she's gone cause she has t wake up at 7am to go to class next day. So Play NL 100 HU / Studying Pokers - Play xbox, Pc , watch tv or whatever
3am -4am: Usually TV or Go to sleep thinking omg Im crap again Im going to bed at this fkn hour, no way Im going to class tomorrow

REPEAT PROCESS!

Add some Joints in between sometimes

Thursday - Sunday.


Some thursdays and most friday - saturdays going out to drink with friends and or girlfriend and then partying some place or going out dancing and getting wasted till 6 am. So waking up at like 3 pm on Most Saturday - Sundays and some Fridays with an horrific hangover most of the times. Oh and also hanging out with my girlfriend alot more in weekends, I see her like 3- 4 days a week, almost every Friday and Saturday.
Playing a Soccer League on Sunday around 5 to 7 pm .
So rest of the time in Weekends is never worrying and just Playing Poker / hanging out with girl or friends.

***

Add to all that going out 1 weekend of almost every month to some city outside mine to play in a Live Tournament Sponsored by the biggest website on my country . (Very nice Hotels, food, and all, all paid for)

Add some random studying of Laws like two - 3 times each month for some test . (I dont go to classes but I do the tests and I do semi- good)

Summer and Vacations going to Beach or Country with Lake wich my family has, with friends , girlfriend, whatever.

And in the end put some trips to Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Ecuador with girlfriend like once or twice a year. (This year also was Las Vegas for me )


And of course, there is sex for me with beatiful girlfriend. Kudos for me . No, not posting pics of her probably haha

Enjoy

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Old 11-15-2009, 10:40 PM   #68
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I honestly believe that is about one of the most hilarious exchange of posts I've read on 2+2... Awesome
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:42 PM   #69
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
eye eye, matey ho!
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5:30am Wake up w/ suspicious blood and semen stains on my mattress
5:35am Breakfast of a glass of water and a ostrich egg
5:50am Inital NL2 grind at a verified and sustainable rate of .6435bb/100 ( .69382bb/100 w rakeback )
2pm Make enough $ to check out the local fat chick scene at mcdonalds
3pm Move up to NL5, run 5+ B.I below EV, slash wrists
6pm Left over big Macs for dinner
6:20pm Take embarrassing pictures of my penis
6:30pm .01c 990 man hyper turbo grind
9pm Beat up queers
10pm Masterbate to Miley Cryus
10:02pm Bed
Me and this guy are living parrallel lives. So sick. Pretty sure we are living through bandichime though
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:49 PM   #71
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:52 PM   #72
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
rape is way worse, some women need the occasional smack
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
NICE straight from some soccer hooligan type fan lol. I love the way UK people throw insults around i could die laughing.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:16 PM   #75
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wake up
make internet lists describing all the cools things i do (not do)
go to bed
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