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Old 11-14-2009, 08:15 PM   #26
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I live in the American Gardens building... on West 81st Street on the 11th floor.My name is Neil Johnson. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deeppore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque, which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Neil Johnson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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I find this hilarious, seems you have the same routine as Christian Bale
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:20 PM   #27
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
LOL, welcome to the internetz sir.
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:33 PM   #28
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I live in the American Gardens building... on West 81st Street on the 11th floor.My name is Neil Johnson. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deeppore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque, which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Neil Johnson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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I find this hilarious, seems you have the same routine as Christian Bale
Sorry he is an actor playing a fictional character. If anything people say my routine is like Bruce Wayne's.
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:57 PM   #29
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7.23am: wake up, take a huge dump with the bathroom door open

7.30am: shower, shave. head to my new job.

9-5: get worked like a slave

6pm: play the poker and lose it all getting it in f'in goot

9-10: contemplate suicide, listen to papa roach, pillow cry

midnight(ish): fall asleep

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Old 11-14-2009, 09:20 PM   #30
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paulc1's posts must be read with thick comedy cockney accent to be fully appreciated.
just think of the last guy ritchie movie you saw.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:28 PM   #31
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9-10am wake up.
10-7 eat, chillax and stuff
7-1/2 see gf/crush micro stakes tourneys.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:36 PM   #32
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i pretty much poop and eat all day
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:03 PM   #33
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:04 PM   #34
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I live in the American Gardens building... on West 81st Street on the 11th floor.My name is Neil Johnson. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deeppore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque, which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Neil Johnson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:05 PM   #35
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:52 PM   #36
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You winding me up? That sums your patheitc sort up, beating women up truly is the lowest of the low. Kunts like you need to be properly served up!

Honestly, even thinking of battering your brass is vile. Fancy yourself as an 'ard case?

I'll meet you in any pub car park in the UK and we'll see who is the bigger man, maybe you should bring your army as I'm from Bermondsey and you'll be in soapy my friend, I assure you of that
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:53 PM   #37
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12pm: Wake up and shower
1pm: Have dinner
1.30pm: play pokers as much as possible
6pm: Tea
6.30pm Poker/2+2
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:55 PM   #38
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I furiously masturbate 24/7
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Old 11-14-2009, 11:02 PM   #39
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I also kill random shortstackers, slowly, with knifes and acid
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:41 AM   #40
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11am - 1pm Wake up
1pm - Go to local butchers and bakery for sausages and fresh rolls for brekkie
2pm - Browse net while eating brekkie
3pm - Start grinding whatever limit I am playing
6pm - Pub for dinner (most nights)
8pm - Grind or play xbox
1am - Whack one off
1.02am - Watch movie then go to bed

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Old 11-15-2009, 11:02 AM   #41
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8am- get up get ready eat breakfast
8.45am- go to work have a **** day
3pm come home get a shower and stuff
4pm- 2+2 and tv
6pm- Dinner then back to 2+2 and TV
12pm- Bedtime.

Rinse, repeat.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:03 AM   #42
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11am - 1pm Wake up
1pm - Go to local butchers and bakery for sausages and fresh rolls for brekkie
2pm - Browse net while eating brekkie
3pm - Start grinding whatever limit I am playing
6pm - Pub for dinner (most nights)
8pm - Grind or play xbox
1am - Whack one off
1.02am - Watch movie then go to bed

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trade lives? lol.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:04 AM   #43
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2pm - wake up
2:30pm - get showered, shaved, etc
3-7pm - pizzown at poker
7:30pm - get dinner; subway or chinese usually (hmmm chow mein)
9pm - back on the grind. play till I've won enough to be happy or im tired
3am - watch movies till i fall asleep
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:05 AM   #44
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I somehow need to insert video games in this schedule but I dont see anywhere that I can =(
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:29 AM   #45
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3-4am : wake up
: Eat as much protein as possible + coffee + chess/watch poker/basically learn
6am : 3 hour poker session
9am : OJ CEREAL BANANA COFFEE 2 SLICE TOAST
10am : Gym
12 noon: Complete 'to do list' + eat lunch
~1-~5 : Poker session higher stakes more tables than previous now im in the zone

Then Ill have some social ltime or go to bed about 7.
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:34 PM   #46
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trade lives? lol.
lol.

You wouldn't want mine as I am **** at poker and can't get a burd
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:39 PM   #47
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i wakeup between 2pm and 4pm
i play poker, eat, and play video games until 3 - 7am
i go back to sleep
rinse and repeat until the weekend, where play poker, eat and video games has "drink alcohol" added to it.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:12 PM   #48
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You have a new job every day? Wow
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:06 PM   #49
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wake up in the mornin, take a piss and wash my hands, take a knee and thank the man, and get back to the money
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:59 PM   #50
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I also kill random shortstackers, slowly, with knifes and acid
Have you gotten OP yet?
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