5:30am Wake up w/ suspicious blood and semen stains on my mattress
5:35am Breakfast of a glass of water and a ostrich egg
5:50am Inital NL2 grind at a verified and sustainable rate of .6435bb/100 ( .69382bb/100 w rakeback
)
2pm Make enough $ to check out the local fat chick scene at mcdonalds
3pm Move up to NL5, run 5+ B.I below EV, slash wrists
6pm Left over big Macs for dinner
6:20pm Take embarrassing pictures of my penis
6:30pm .01c 990 man hyper turbo grind
9pm Beat up queers
10pm Masterbate to Miley Cryus
10:02pm Bed