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04-08-2009 , 02:01 PM
Wow I'm a gambling addict according to GA .
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04-08-2009 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TGSM89
this thread makes me feel better about myself

I was pretty degen 3 days ago..

1 - lost a few buyins at $55hu games
2 - decided to play some $169 sup turbo games - DDbeast chipbullied, I called with big hands and got busted
3 - played $2200 hu sng - lost with a flip
4 - had $300 left in my account
5 - flipped with bbv
6 - 69>K8
7 - deposited $500
8 - grinding
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04-08-2009 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MrAmazing
I thought I would post another........

Hopefully this will make everyone feel better about themselves.
This is 100% true story.

5 years ago I stated playing home games with a group of approx 6 friends.
We were all donks but enjoyed our $10 buy-in games.

I deposited $20 on "pokerroom"
1 week before xmas I ran my $20 to $3600 in a few hours.
I cashed out full amount and bought a nice couch.

After that I started depositing $20 - $50 at a time to various sites.
Zero bankroll mngt and deposited approx 50 + diff times, zero cashouts.
I worked full time, so I just used my money to play, no real savings.
Over a 1 year period I stopped talking to ALL my friends, stopped seeing a nice girl and really had zero money except my $1000 check every 2 weeks.

I played a "freeroll" tourney I qualified in and won $45k.

Over a period of 2 years I blew the $45k on eating out, poker deposits, and lost 10k in stock market. I took 6k to vegas and played 1.5k wsop tourney.
I got sucked out on in the tourney, got tilted and took 4k to caesers and put on roulette black...red hit. I only had 10 bucks to my name in vegas for 3 more days....then flew home.

I would go play 2/5nl at local poker room....take a bad beat, then take all my money to blackjack and lose....happened 20+ times.

Various times I would rush my $300 stack to 2k plus and then go to blackjack table to blow it....then go to bank machine and take out all my money for blackjack.....i would lose....then I would go home, get a payday advance...go to blackjack....i would lose....i would go home and count my change....i would live on $20-$60 in change til my next paydate....
rinse/repeat.

Then I stated depositing via "echeck" would lose and bounce my echeck.
I did this on 4 different sites and obv got banned.
I owed apporx $1500.00 and never paid, went on my credit report.

After blowing thur my 10k savings with pokerdeposits I only really had a few hundred bucks with no savings and zero credit. Only my 1k every 2 weeks from work.

My mother got sick, so I moved to my parents upper level apartment they could not rent out and now help out with $$$ by paying them rent for there mortage

So...as of today......

I am 33yrs old, I have exactly $200 cash to my name, I owe a payday loan place $500.00, zero online money, I live with my parents, I have ZERO friends, I put on 100lbs in 2 years and am up to 300lbs, I eat like crazy, I'm starting to get chest pains daily so I think I have another major problem.

Over the last few weeks, I will sometimes take a 10min break from work and go to the bathroom to cry about my life and my situation.

But I get paid next week so I can make another deposit online...ship it!
Man, do you need someone to talk to? Seriously, PM me if you need to talk or vent or whatever. You CAN turn your life around...
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04-08-2009 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ch3ckraise
2yrs ago i had $650 on bodog and needed $1020 to pay rent in 4 days but didnt have the courage 2 keep grindin $20 SNGs because i had been on 5 week break even stretch. the $650 was all i had to my name at the time

i didnt kno wtf to do and i had to double my money asap so i loaded up roullette and put it all my money on black. i fired up winamp and put on some enya while i sat with my finger on the mouse button and the mouse cursor over the spin button. and stared at the screen for like a min or 2 before i could apply enough pressure to click it.

as soon as i clicked it powerd off my 20" lcd, spun around 180 degrees on my computer chair and threw myself facedown on the floor with my hands over my face yelling "please please please please please" while kicking my feet into the carpet. i laid there with a tear streaming down my face and enya in the background and felt more gay then degen

at the end of the enya song i lit up a camel light and powered my monitor back on to see $1300 in my account. i cashed it all out and 2 days later i called my parents n told them i was movin back in and gonna find a job.

My life is a lot better now lol.
I did the same thing 3 years ago and lost $1500.00. in three spins. Had to tell the wife to come up with the mortgage. She still brings it up when she's mad at me. LOL.
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04-08-2009 , 04:45 PM
Last night I had a dream I was 48 tabling $1000 NL when Stu Ungar (in his youth) appeared to me and asked:

"Soooo uhh... what is your favorite Taco Bell menu item to eat whilst grinding?"

I told him. "Pizza, The Mexican Pizza"

He then turned into a pile of black chips that splashed all over my wooden floor.

After that i went back to grinding and made 3 or 4 perfectly sized value bets on the river, all of which were called.

That's about all I can remember but it was a pretty good dream.
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04-08-2009 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali Gator
I did the same thing 3 years ago and lost $1500.00. in three spins. Had to tell the wife to come up with the mortgage. She still brings it up when she's mad at me. LOL.
lol that sucks.
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04-08-2009 , 06:51 PM
Long time ago I was online&live busto (because alcohol, blow and hookers obv). Rent was late and I was going to be evicted soon. So I take $1k loan from bank. Half of it I spend on one way ticket to Thailand a few weeks later, and half of it I deposit. Lost $300 later that night playing drunken roulette. Still here though lol.
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04-08-2009 , 07:12 PM
I've lost in neighborhood of 100k playing blackjack so plenty of degen stories. The time I felt the worst probably was when I bet a lot of 2 different college bball games when I knew I was going to be sleeping through the games anyway and hadn't watched either of the 4 teams play that year / randomly picked a side
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04-08-2009 , 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by King Niche
one time i was sitting in my house on my own i had just split up with my gf who was a crack head but she was nice.. the room was dark i was surrounded by bottles of piss half eaten sandwiches i even had a crust behind my ear i was quite sad because i was busto and heartbroken i thought maybe we would make it work and she would be my main squeese anyway she left me for a crack dealer..so at this point im feelin like ten dewey heart aching empty busto feeling and linger tilt from stacking off with a flush draw because some crotch monkey over bets the pot and i run into the swinging blade and throw up 2 clanging bricks and I just punch my ****in monitor almost put my fist through it and then i kicked my coffee table but not like a regular person no no no..i have to hit it as hard as I can with my ****ing shin!!!! wtff was i thinking im not van damme or some **** that hurt so bad i collapsed in agony and started crying i just laid there whimpering in agony sobbing and eventually the pain eased off but i had blood running all the way down my leg..i just laid there on the carpet for 2 hours staring into space i even knocked one out while laying in the recovery position i felt so lazy like a lazy slob and i smelt so rank like chinese food in a dumpster for days..i eventually get up im wearing stripey boxers and half of them is up my ass ive got my ass cheek showing but i dont care i sit at my pc and watch some 200/400 on betfair wishing i was in the game..i kept sitting at a table hoping i would have cash in my account i actually prayed to mary magdagascar..i check my emails and boooom titan poker have put free money in my damn account!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooo..it felt like a blessing. Its like 5 dollars..so I go straight to max but in 5c/10c or some BS where u get nit on nits and I run that **** up to 20 in no time, then I but in at 25/50 and I hit a big overset and and I make some decent bluffs I get my stack to 145..at this point im thinking ok just play this mother****ing cool dont be a degen waste of lung capacity but i say *** it i will take a shot at 2/4...

so I pick the easiest table luckily for me they are all easy and first hand I shove with the doyle brunson just for good luck everyone folds secnd hand i get AA..I shove I get 2 callers an Iwin and im oer 400 i say**** this and i goto 5/10 witha short stack what else am i suppose to do..i run this upto 3k pretty easily and step up to 10/20 and in 3 hours I have 13k..then it happened..I GET KING ****ING KING and some guy called han solo (TILTED) raises me to 30 dollars I re raise to 180 He raises to 550 I call planning to shove any flop flop comes AAA ..he says to me in chat I HAVE IT and bets the pot im like wtf ..thats areverse reversal bluff damn *** he must have it **** i cant fold i felt my heart speed up kind of like a panic attack how can i fold this my dad is in my ear saying DONT CALL he has the 4 of a kind im like no dad let me play my own damn hands why cant you go and play poker with otis redding always ****** interfering ..and i start arguing with him cant believe i have gone from 5 dollars to over a 20k pot in just hours..I call and he flips over QQ..I FIST PUMP LIKE IM OHN MACKENROE SHOUTING NOW WHAT NOW WHAT DAD HE DIDNT SAY **** TURN QUEEN RIVER QUEEENNNNNNNNNNN>>OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I MWAS SO ****IN MAD I STARTED SPITTINGup BLOOD FOAMING UP ...PUNCHED MY SELF in teh side of the head AND STARTED SHOUTING AT MY DAD INSIDE MY HEAD IM LIKE **** OFF LEAVE ME ALONE GET OUT OF My HEAD.. OMGG IM BUSTO AGAIN I FEEL LIKE A WORM WHO HAS HAS BIN SHOVELLED WHEN THE GROUND IS COLD OR MABE STUCK HIS HEAD IN A TURD..I FELT LIKE SUCH A ****INg DEGEN I COULD HAVE PLAYED 5/10 with 13k so easily and made decent rake and maybe found me some new pussy easily when i tell em im back to being a pro...first i burnt my hand on the stove on purpose omggg i was so wasted i went out in the backyard stark naked i started climbing the trees and just trying to get back to nature and forget the damn poker..loking back id lost my damn mind that pot had eloctrocuted my noodle..it started to rain and i looked so pathetic i couldnt even get a crack whore to stay with me and I had a big hemmaroid and my white pastey body stood out under the grey sky i must have looked like a sagging bag of milk...

..all i wanted to do was grind for 18 hours a day and fester in my own filth and live the life of a poker pro grind on the mind till i die make my tomb a house of cards.. i wanted to give up so bad.. now i was busto and i couldnt see a break in the clouds or any hope the next day when i woke up i had to masturbate just so i could get out of bed i browsed 2+2 and went back to bed for 3 days..I didnt even get up to go peepee i just pissed the bed because i was busto and nothing else mattered..i kept reminded myself that atleast i nwasnt the fat sloth puppet in that movie seven where he gets locked in a bat cave and is made to eat spaghetti till his guts spill open..but this didnt make me feel any better..
whats urine and the smell of a cheesy ritz cracker ass crack when you lost a 26k pot? i didnt give a **** about pissing on myself by that point..i could of had a milllion dingelberries attatched to my ass i wouldnt have cared...i was so upset the lowest point for so long even lower than when i talked myself out of a guy giving me a BJ for $100 I just couldnt do it..i felt lower than when my mom force fed me flowers..I almost killed myself on day 2 when metallica came on the radio..i dont know how I ever made it out alive..i always swear to this day it was just the hope of being back in action someday..it lifted me out of the bottomless pit and gave me reason to live and breathe..never quit guys..not even when they are dragging your face through the ****..there is always someone worse off than you..like a guy with a glass eye with a fish in it....keep grind on the mind


20K pot at 10/20NL? so you were 500BB deep?
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04-08-2009 , 10:32 PM
I have a few but one quick one comes to mind...

Two summers ago I put on $200 and hit a bunch of MTT Scores and had my roll to $7k. This was during the week of final exams which were very important. After running like god for 5 days I decided it would be best to just grind and not worry about studying. Needless to say variance caught up to me and sent me on a downward tilting session which ended at 25/50 where my friends watched me lose $4k from another computer without my knowledge and didn't even ask me what the @@@@ I was doing. Anyways, I shrugged it off and pretended I was going to be the next big thing as I quickly built my $800 fulltilt roll to $5k in a week playing 2/4 NL. I won't go into details but everyone in my family thought I was doing great and I had booked a vacation and on the vacation decided it'd be best to load up the laptop with some drunken 25/50 tables. Needless to say I busted that roll as well and only cashed out $1800 out of about $12k I made in a month. I still to this day regret those days as I'd be alot further ahead if I had practised any form of bankroll management the past few years.
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04-08-2009 , 11:53 PM
I've got some degen

So basically for starters I'm poasting this from my blackberry because I'm banned from my own pc because there's pokers on there.

I quit a 12-20 drink a day habit 2 years ago, did the whole rehab thing, have been sober since but yes the gambling is now big time like the alcohol was. Yes I'm a huge addict. I quit alcohol, cigarettes, pot, etc. but not degen gambling. I play 200nl-400nl on the interwebs which isn't where I'm a huge degen. I'm a huge degen when I'm playing live and decide to walk through the casino.

I mean its ****ing tuesday and I'm sitting in a halfway worthwile 2-5nl full of nitty regs where I dust off 500 with some standard set over set action. And nothing against nitty regs because despite my ability to spewwwwww $$$$$ everywhere I *can* play super super nitty. I'm talking folding sets in standard ship spots. But whatever I reload ship it in with aa on 258 board guy misses spades but hits str8. Fine, I cover him got 80 left. I'm steaming and I decide its time to go home but I drop 80 on black ftw. Red obv. I reload 300 more black chips only obv put it back on black. Usually these stories have lines like "ran it up to" or "turned $80 into $7400" but not this one sorry. 300 black zero hits. I get half back try red this time, zero again. Now I just put the rest on the zeros and 2 hits which is next to zero. This tilts me to no end so I reload for 600. I dust that off. On my way out I decide to make it an even 1k so I take out another 400. After that's gone I decide to just make it 2k and take the 1k to the $100min. Gone. On the way home my phone rings and my fiance happened to be at the bank. Yeah I blew $ from our savings. In fact I blew >~$17k in 3 months because I could give u several stories like this one. I mean ill play a 14hr session win a modest $600 then go on a ****ing disgusting bender playing waaaaay over my head on the floor. That day I fell asleep during my 70min drive home. I know I deserved to die slowly as I lay in a pool of gasoline and blood in a ditch next to the highway. I don't wear a seatbelt and I drive 90+mph min while sleeping and survive but I couldn't hit a ~50/50 shot for 1k if my life depended on it whatever I quit its nice out now I'm going to play golf.
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04-09-2009 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Dom Twan
I've got some degen

So basically for starters I'm poasting this from my blackberry because I'm banned from my own pc because there's pokers on there.

I quit a 12-20 drink a day habit 2 years ago, did the whole rehab thing, have been sober since but yes the gambling is now big time like the alcohol was. Yes I'm a huge addict. I quit alcohol, cigarettes, pot, etc. but not degen gambling. I play 200nl-400nl on the interwebs which isn't where I'm a huge degen. I'm a huge degen when I'm playing live and decide to walk through the casino.

I mean its ****ing tuesday and I'm sitting in a halfway worthwile 2-5nl full of nitty regs where I dust off 500 with some standard set over set action. And nothing against nitty regs because despite my ability to spewwwwww $$$$$ everywhere I *can* play super super nitty. I'm talking folding sets in standard ship spots. But whatever I reload ship it in with aa on 258 board guy misses spades but hits str8. Fine, I cover him got 80 left. I'm steaming and I decide its time to go home but I drop 80 on black ftw. Red obv. I reload 300 more black chips only obv put it back on black. Usually these stories have lines like "ran it up to" or "turned $80 into $7400" but not this one sorry. 300 black zero hits. I get half back try red this time, zero again. Now I just put the rest on the zeros and 2 hits which is next to zero. This tilts me to no end so I reload for 600. I dust that off. On my way out I decide to make it an even 1k so I take out another 400. After that's gone I decide to just make it 2k and take the 1k to the $100min. Gone. On the way home my phone rings and my fiance happened to be at the bank. Yeah I blew $ from our savings. In fact I blew >~$17k in 3 months because I could give u several stories like this one. I mean ill play a 14hr session win a modest $600 then go on a ****ing disgusting bender playing waaaaay over my head on the floor. That day I fell asleep during my 70min drive home. I know I deserved to die slowly as I lay in a pool of gasoline and blood in a ditch next to the highway. I don't wear a seatbelt and I drive 90+mph min while sleeping and survive but I couldn't hit a ~50/50 shot for 1k if my life depended on it whatever I quit its nice out now I'm going to play golf.
your lying. rudddddd
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04-09-2009 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by xTBONEx
i was playing $3 blackjack at the casino last night. won $17. bought an oreo blizzard afterwards.
I lol'd. Loved this, ftw.
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04-09-2009 , 10:50 AM
Wow

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Originally Posted by MrAmazing
Over the last few weeks, I will sometimes take a 10min break from work and go to the bathroom to cry about my life and my situation.
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Originally Posted by MrAmazing
But I get paid next week so I can make another deposit online...ship it!
I feel sad inside now.
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04-09-2009 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by FTPwontletmebe
How about the sick **** who posted this in Psychology.
That guy has two choices. stop playing or buy in at the min and grind up. if he loves poker and he is good he'll make it to the big game eventually. if he cant play at low limits on line because its not exciting to him then he has a problem and needs the GA
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04-09-2009 , 11:53 AM
I don't know, I think I'm too risk adverse to be truly degen, but I have had to take the responsible gaming option and self-ban from both PS and FT because while quite good (IMO) when I'm clean and sober, I'm really, really bad at playing while high (which I generally am while I'm at home). I didn't lose obscene sums as I was just making small cash deposits on the sites taking shots, spewing, and then starting all over. Again and again, until they wouldn't let me deposit anymore that day. So I quit, cleaned up and a few weeks ago got the urge to gambool online again (after some good finishes in home cash games and tournies). Of course, PS and FT wouldn't let me play (still banned until June) so I put $50 on Cake (busto'd within days) and $10 on AP (had account from the $100 free promotion, which by the way I set down with the whole $100 on a $1/$2 table and busto'd within 5 hands). I rolled this up to >$700, withdrew $600 and 2 days later have ~$4.00 left in the acct. after playing terrible in too many MTTs to remember.

Maybe I'm not too risk adverse to be truly degen, just too damn broke. I do worry about every winning significant cash though because money just slides through my fingers whenever I try to hold on to it (i.e. I have no BRM and no concept of budgeting/fiscal responsibility).
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04-09-2009 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Smooth.Call
A couple years ago around this same time I was absolutely BROKE, and no more student money coming until like 2 months later. I was expecting to have to pay rent in like a week ($800) and I literally had about $65 to my name. So I got this great idea to go play the $50+10 multi at the local cash casino on a friday night. If I won, I could pay my rent, buy food, etc. until the next student check got to me.

So I go and Im playing my absolute A game. Making body language/tell reads and whatnot. Soon I'm the chip leader. Then the final table rolls around. Down to the final 4, where 4th takes about 450 or something and 1st takes $1800. And these guys are ******ed. So I think 3way went on for a long time and someone suggested a chop and I took it, even though I was the overwhelming chip leader. I think I took like $1100 or something. Immediately I went and sat at 1/2 and broke even. Paid rent. Bought food and cigarettes. Got a job the next week.


I've learned proper BR management since then, but man was I happy to be able to pay my rent.
WTF U CHOPPED? how is that degen? chopping is for nit pus*ies imo
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04-09-2009 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AmbitiousDreamer
congrats,

I beleive you. thats more than enough evidence for me. lol haters on this site that demand graphs.

give this guy a break.


well done
yep totally agree with this comment, if the above is true that is some discipline and i tip my hat to you sir
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04-09-2009 , 11:52 PM
Haha, jesus christ...

This thread makes me feel much much better about my own bankroll-denting tiltsessions.
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04-10-2009 , 02:58 AM
The first time I ever deposited I ran 50 bucks into 2k in three days - never playing with more than two buyins - and lost it all in one hour.

Hello BR management.
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04-10-2009 , 03:14 AM
In '97 I was invited to the Superbowl in New Orleans by a friend of mine who was employed by an NFL team. I was fresh out of law school, newly divorced and going thru early mid-life crisis. Before law school I was a regular in the local ring games and hit Vegas 8-10 times a year but I had not gambled at all during the 3 years of law school so the trip was more about hitting the casinos and debauchery than football.

What I recall of the weekend went something like this: The coke (courtesy of a certain NFL WR) and booze (to excess) started on the ride from Dallas. Stopped in Shreveport, hit the casinos, blew my entire wad on blackjack and roulette and drained my checking account w/ ATM card. Wrote hot checks at 3 different casinos. Went all nite and left for N.O. completely busto. Arrived at N.O. wired and boozed up, hooked up with a couple other degens my friend knew and partied all nite in the casinos - this time my friend tapping out his checking/savings accounts. We had some good runs at blackjack and roulette but never left a table with anything. Crashed somewhere for a few hours, went to Superdome, somehow was introduced to Lesley Visser, Dick Stockton and that dude that plays the old man character on the Six Flags commercials. Picked up our media goody bag, watched kickoff and about 5 min. of the game (Packers vs. ??), hit Bourbon Street where my friend got whacked on the head by a mounted policeman for trying to stick a beer bottle in the cop's horse's vag.

Back to the casino, wrote more hot checks, got on a roll at roulette, turned $200 into $4600 - more than enough to make everything right. I left the table with two $100 chips to play blackjack to continue the heater. I had only lost about, oh . . . all of it when my friend, the ultimate degenerate, appeared and told me he had lost all of our roulette winnings and would I write another check because he knew he could "do it again at roulette". I was so stunned I gave him my checkbook and my driver's license and told him he could cash a check as me if he could pull if off (there is absolutely no resemblance). He did. As far as another roulette run - he didn't.

Next day we left for home broke, no drugs, no drink. Ran out of gas at Tyler, Tx. and discovered his wife had cancelled/suspended all credit cards. We had to bum gas money from a total stranger. His wife divorced him shortly thereafter. Curiously, I was never able to pull a marker in Vegas after that even after years of having decent credit lines out there. This is just the high points and what I remember. There's something about a hooker but I couldn't dredge up enough memory to make it a coherent piece of the story.
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04-10-2009 , 04:50 AM
LOL brokaments
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04-10-2009 , 06:19 AM
When I read this one.....



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Originally Posted by MrAmazing
I thought I would post another........

Hopefully this will make everyone feel better about themselves.
This is 100% true story.

5 years ago I stated playing home games with a group of approx 6 friends.
We were all donks but enjoyed our $10 buy-in games.

I deposited $20 on "pokerroom"
1 week before xmas I ran my $20 to $3600 in a few hours.
I cashed out full amount and bought a nice couch.

After that I started depositing $20 - $50 at a time to various sites.
Zero bankroll mngt and deposited approx 50 + diff times, zero cashouts.
I worked full time, so I just used my money to play, no real savings.
Over a 1 year period I stopped talking to ALL my friends, stopped seeing a nice girl and really had zero money except my $1000 check every 2 weeks.

I played a "freeroll" tourney I qualified in and won $45k.

Over a period of 2 years I blew the $45k on eating out, poker deposits, and lost 10k in stock market. I took 6k to vegas and played 1.5k wsop tourney.
I got sucked out on in the tourney, got tilted and took 4k to caesers and put on roulette black...red hit. I only had 10 bucks to my name in vegas for 3 more days....then flew home.

I would go play 2/5nl at local poker room....take a bad beat, then take all my money to blackjack and lose....happened 20+ times.

Various times I would rush my $300 stack to 2k plus and then go to blackjack table to blow it....then go to bank machine and take out all my money for blackjack.....i would lose....then I would go home, get a payday advance...go to blackjack....i would lose....i would go home and count my change....i would live on $20-$60 in change til my next paydate....
rinse/repeat.

Then I stated depositing via "echeck" would lose and bounce my echeck.
I did this on 4 different sites and obv got banned.
I owed apporx $1500.00 and never paid, went on my credit report.

After blowing thur my 10k savings with pokerdeposits I only really had a few hundred bucks with no savings and zero credit. Only my 1k every 2 weeks from work.

My mother got sick, so I moved to my parents upper level apartment they could not rent out and now help out with $$$ by paying them rent for there mortage

So...as of today......

I am 33yrs old, I have exactly $200 cash to my name, I owe a payday loan place $500.00, zero online money, I live with my parents, I have ZERO friends, I put on 100lbs in 2 years and am up to 300lbs, I eat like crazy, I'm starting to get chest pains daily so I think I have another major problem.

Over the last few weeks, I will sometimes take a 10min break from work and go to the bathroom to cry about my life and my situation.

But I get paid next week so I can make another deposit online...ship it!
............ especially at the end, I started laughing and, I think I realized I am a bad person.

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04-10-2009 , 07:17 AM
im coming back to this thread. this is so good.

i lol'd:
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EDIT i also bought several stress stars..
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04-10-2009 , 10:24 AM
rootnstein, that's just one f***ing awesome story. If we still had checks in europe/asia, that's what I'd be doing drunk, playing roulette with imaginary money. Lucky we don't
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