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06-12-2024 , 07:14 AM
yea i am not going to read that
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06-12-2024 , 04:14 PM
Losing 300 bucks and failing to cheat on your wife with a hot latina quite the fail sir
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06-27-2024 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by WPNdonk
Losing 300 bucks and failing to cheat on your wife with a hot latina quite the fail sir
But at least he's a legend in his own mind.
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07-05-2024 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 9hilikeabos
King Niche never would have quit.
I am not even half the man Niche is.
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07-06-2024 , 09:00 AM
The man himself… how are ya snipes?
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07-06-2024 , 01:12 PM
do they not teach paragraphs in school any more?
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07-11-2024 , 11:37 AM
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do they not teach paragraphs in school any more?
Cheats on wife but cant even do that right, degenerate dummy, bad poker player, no English writing skills...checks out. Sees name...ok
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07-17-2024 , 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RightWingGunNut
I've played poker online back during the boom and live cash games in AC since Borgata opened.

Losing player overall nothing too degen, some occasional sports betting.

This story of degeneracy takes place in late January 2020.

I'm out in NJ at my then gomah's place for the weekend.
Shes a very pretty Latina from Central America, curvy in all the right places.

One Saturday I lie to my wife saying I'm going to play poker but spend the day drinking and having fun w/ my gomah.

We get back to her house and because I'm super drunk I have ED so decide go to the bathroom and gamble online. (I'm constipated btw.)

I play live dealer Roulette w/ $200 go on an insane run up to $15k then lose it all back.

I lie again to my wife saying I got some bad beats playing poker so didn't win any money.

Losing that $15k is burned in my memory forever.
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07-17-2024 , 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by legionrainfall
https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-jou...f-324fe4680df6

Kavita Fisher : Again, one of those times where I said, "This is it," my final, I put in $750 because at that point it wasn't 20 or 30 bucks. I was up to putting in 750 or 1,000 whenever I played. And that $750 over the course of one or two days, somehow I turned it into $480,000.

Kate Linebaugh: Wow. $480,000?

Kavita Fisher : Yep. That would've paid back my second mortgage, all my loans, my retirement loan, and I would've had some leftover to stock my savings account back up. But guess what happened?

Kate Linebaugh: You kept going.

Kavita Fisher : Yeah. Once you get that far, you think, "Oh, maybe I can turn that half a million into a million and retire easily or do something, open up a side business like a coffee shop.' Like the thoughts that came into my mind, or take my relatives on vacation or my friends on vacation. And I kept going.
Wow this was an insane read. Taking out $400k in loans to gamble down to one of your last $750 bullets and getting a miracle run back to $480k then giving it all back.
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07-25-2024 , 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripacesdown
I havent post on here in a while, just want to let you guys know i just lost almost 200K in gambling in a couple of days.




Will make a comeback thread soon if anyone is interested.
Are you firing directly on Bookmaker or on a skin that hosts it like ACR or something?? Do you get any lossback and any deposit bonus?? I had a sick setup with 20% lossback and 25% crypto deposit bonus firing on a bookmaker skin but they banned the account. Best deal I'll ever see I think
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07-26-2024 , 08:45 PM
I posted this elsewhere and thought I might share it here. I've lost my last 500USD and feel the itch to fkn gamble.


Story:

After years of playing poker and making some little money my brother decided to stake me and gave me a roll of 2k (he's been a winning reg on PS for years), the deal was simple: grind, win $$ and when you have your own bankroll you return me the money.
I have to add some context by saying I don't have a stable job so what could be pennies for some of you is significant money for me.


I get the 2k and start playing NL50 on PS as previously agreed with my bro: after two weeks I'm exactly 305$ up and decide to play the 5$ in the casino for the lols. I open a slot game called "cashzuma" and proceed to turn the 5$ into 300$~... i got the free spins a few times and win big (I was playing .40c a spin). I thought to myself: I'm winning, what if I keep playing only with the money I've just won? Great idea.
I honestly never gave too much attention to pit games (idk how to play bj or baccarat) so I opened the live roulette lobby... and here it begins... oh boy

Roulette story: I began by betting small on numbers around the zero, idk why. At first I was losing and got down to to 150$ (from the 300$ I'd won at cashzuma) after betting on random numbers I go up to 900$, it felt like I couldn't lose. As I said before this was a lot of money to me, but I couldn't stop; I told myself "if I go down to 500$ I'll stop" I eventually get down to 500$ (the poker roll is still safe) and I'm leaning towards the monkey tilt part of the gambler spectrum. I bet 100$ on 5 numbers thinking okay it was a hell of a ride for 5$, BOOOM 26 BLACK BABY THERE WE ARRE BACK 3600$ AT THIS POINT I HAD ENOUGH TO RETURN THE 2000$ MY BROTHER GAVE ME AND GRIND NL50 BUT HEY I COULDN'T LOSE. Let me breathe for a second I just got flashbacks of what happened next.

So I have 2300$ -the poker roll- and 3600$ and it all started with 5$, but honestly I don't know if I could have stopped had I lost the 5$ so who cares.
I was so ****ing happy that at some point felt worried thinking about the old phrase "once you hit a big win you become addicted to it". I decided to take my roll seriously and did the following: 3600+2300 = 5500$ for poker and 400$ to f**k around at the roulette. Same story again I ****ING COULDN'T LOSE IT FELT SURREAL, I REMEMBER THINKING "THEY MAY THINK I'M CHEATING BECAUSE HOW TF YOU RUN THAT GOOD" obviously I was used to the swings of poker but roulette was a different beast. I reach 10k~ total, that's my liferoll I should stop now, well I did, that night. Head to bed and fell asleep.


The downfall: the night next I log in and my balance was 10400$~ WHY DIDN'T I ****ING BUMHUNT OR SOMERHING WHY THE F DID I NEED TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT ID FKNIN BET 400 AND THATD BE IT. I open cashzuma and play for 2$ a spin chasing dem sweet free spins. -200$. Okay let's go back to live roulette 200$ on odd, ball hits red 36.
Standard, I'm actually laughing until I got the urge to continue. I bet 1k on third column, down to 9k I repeat similar EV+ moves until I'm down to 5k.
I learned then how it feels to have lost when you're still up. I bet 2000$ on 0 and it's four neighbors. Balls lands on 32 red YEAH BABY OMG I CAN'T FKN BELIEVE it and while I'm doing the math I realize I placed a bet on all the numbers but forgot 32 **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.
I PROCEED TO GRAB MY SCREEN AND PUNCH IT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL IT GOES BLACK, I ALSO KICK MY COMPUTER AND SHOUT LIKE AN AUTISTIC MOTHAF** THE SOUND WAS FKNNN WEIRD my cat leaves the room running WHY DIDNT I FKN STOP.

I proceed to take some xannies and fell asleep after repeating 100000000 times "it doesn't matter with how much you started but what's the net, and the net since my brother gave me the 2k is +1k" The next day I woke up with a headache and thirsty, I tell my brother what happened and ask him if I can keep the 1k, he says yes. I withdraw 500$ buy a new screen give him the 2k back and leave 500$ in my account. Disgusting. Sorry for the long text but I felt like I needed to share this, **** **** ***.
I feel devastated, jobless and I know after this there's not a single chance I can grind at the poker tables.

-got 2k to play NL50
-gambled it up to 10400
-lost everything but 3k
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07-29-2024 , 08:38 PM
I posted my own most vile gambling bender here a few years ago. I showed it recently to a friend. Today he asked me to post on here his own recent experience which I copy and paste below. He is interested in feedback……





So, where do I start on this one… Let me set the mood… I’ve been gambling since the age of 18 and have been through it all, gambled since I could and been through all the ups and downs possible, done my salary before it’s landed, taken loans out to gamble, the lot. You’d say I’d be old at this point but I’m a 30 year old self made millionaire thanks to taking a 4 year break and grinding my ass off in multiple business ventures. However, at the age of 28 I said, **** it I fancy gambling again. The last 2 years I have been up and down, I’ve experienced a 90k upswing from poker one year and a 30k loss on the second. Not the worst, however - this is where the story begins. In the last 2 months I went from having 100k liquid to around 10k liquid. I’m on a massive 90k downswing in just two months - but guess what, it wasn’t on poker, it was in a digustinging cursed devil game called
Roulette.

I’ve only had the urge to share this because I’ve promised myself I’m done with this bullshit game. So… two nights ago I was at home with my beautiful wife and two daughters, just chilling on the sofa at around 10pm until I get a call from my friends asking me to come out to the casino. As a degenerate gambler, gambling almost everyday for the last 2 years my customary was a snap YES I’m On my way! Leaving behind my wife and kids so late (I’m normally out from 8pm so 10pm is not usual) I already had a weird feeling about the night.

I get to the casino in park lane and I meet my friends, we have a nice dinner expenses by the casino cause we’ve done our balls, holding our ace member cards with free drinks and dinners.

I start that night with a £1k bullet which I manage to spin up to £3k - my friend now asks me for some cash and I want to lock up my win, so I give him my winnings and my original 1k and an addition 2k I had on me, he locks up £5k when I walked in with £3k and I’m feeling great, quick night 30 mins in and out I was done for the night.. so I thought. My mate did the money in a heartbeat and I said to myself that’s upsetting he’s lost but now I have no access to the cash and I’ve locked up a £2k win.

About 30 minutes pass and my other friend now says do you want to go halves on £1k so £500 each… I wasn’t reluctant at all, my head instantly said nice even if I lose I win 1.5k… no that didn’t happen. We lost and went again, we lost, I’m down to ‘only £1k profit now’.

Like the ****ing degen **** I am this felt like a loss, I asked my mate for £1k and also did that in one spin. Now break even my mind couldn’t comprehend that I’m not actually down.

But… I’m a degenerate sick minded gambler so what do I do next? I take £2k off my mate and do it in around 20 minutes, couldn’t hit a single spin and now I’m tilted and chasing. I’ve told myself before don’t chase it’s bad, but my mind wasn’t in my head at this point. I snap say £2k more. He lends me the money and now decides he wants to spin for me so the luck changes, I’ve seen him spin it up before and I trust his ‘strategy’ so I say go ahead bro let’s do this. I’ve heard of people staking for poker, but who the **** stakes people in roulette wtf was I thinking.

Anyways, he manages to dust off this £2k in a way longer time than I did, 1 hour 30 minutes. Now down £4k after being £2k up. I’m super fuming, he lets me know he has another 2.5k on him and I instantly say yes let me go for it. The story doesn’t change, I miss every spin £500 bullets at a time and gg there goes 6.5k, at this point he says he doesn’t have more and I’m some what relieved I can’t get deeper in the hole, however, out pops out another friend of mine who has spun up his £200 into 2.5k and I ask him reluctantly ‘bro that’s nice, do you want to lend me it until tomorrow’ feeling sick with myself. Now I’m in for 9k after being up 2k I’m steaming. This. £9k was pretty much all the liquid I had, sure more money coming in end of the month but to absolutely dust it off would make me fuming.

We do a few spins, hitting the first winning 700 and hitting the second winning 2000 now I’m only down around 5k. I see the light at the end of the tunnel, I’m used to spinning out of it, I get the feeling this is the moment. Nope. 8 bad spins later I’m back down to £0 owning chunks to 2 friends.

What went from a profitable, nice dinner nice vibe night became a depressing, 9k loss knowing I’m going back to my family with a smile on my face masking the hidden depression.

I swore this would be the last time I play table games. I can handle the swings in poker but the tilt of a spinning ball dictating future life decisions just makes me sick.
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08-28-2024 , 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
do they not teach paragraphs in school any more?
they dont teach genders, paragraphs, nothing
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10-05-2024 , 09:36 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetb..._stock_market/

I've held this in long enough. The shame, guilt, lies. Pretending to be cool and knowing what the **** I'm talking about. I've been holding this in for years. I've cried and cried and cried. I'm fed up with my bitch behavior. It's time to ****ing take things into my own hands and change. I'm not stopping, I'm going to gain this all back the slow, and right way. Here's my story.

In 2019 I learned about the stock market. Like a responsible retail investor, I created baskets and diversified my equity investments.

In 2020, I learned about options.

My first gamble was a meme stock I found on WSB that rhymes with Ped Pad Peyon. That was the start of my entire $1M loss and life downfall.

It felt so good to see those big spikes in gains.

But it also felt like the end of the world when it all went to $0.

For some reason, I always came back. I tasted the forbidden fruit, and was addicted.

Fast forward two years, I needed a source for more trading capital - I sold my house and car, maxed out credit cards, borrowed from the bank, and lenders. I lied to family/friends to get money, and worked odd jobs that were shameful.

My wife who I'd been with for 12 years left me, we didn't sign a prenup so there was that whole process...then she took custody of the kids.

Sure, I lost $1,030,220.81. But the worst part of it all, is I lost loved ones, every friend in my life, and every single asset I owned. I cried like a ****ing bitch for days on end, slept on benches, backyards, and under bridges.

I managed to save up some money, and am now living on my own, in a one-bedroom apartment.

I know it I can do this. I know I can make it all back. I've heard stories and seen people do it. I understand all the technical analysis, indicators, price action, gamma exposure, OI, risk-free interest, blah blah ****ing blah. I know it all. What made me lose it all wasn't my understanding of the markets, it was my ego, my greed, and lack of discipline. My psyche.

I've spent the last 2 yrs dedicating myself to mastering every technical aspect of the market. I've met 10 figure retail investors, hedgefund managers, and everyone in between. Really dedicated myself to learning the markets. Most importantly, I've made good progress mastering my emotions. I've even gone on months without masturbating. I needed to model a stimulus that was just as rewarding as gambling.

I'm here to show that I can gradually get out of this hell-hole.

I've managed to trade back up to $25k, and in the last week I made $14k (options + futures). I will get back to $1M. I'm just here to prove to the world and myself that this isn't over.

Is it the most hedged / low risk decision? **** no. The degen surely lives on inside me. But I've tamed it. I guess if you're looking for entertainment, or a person to root for, you can find me on X. Username is lost1million. I'll try to give periodic updates here as well.

This is pretty much it for me. Here we go.
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10-05-2024 , 09:45 AM
cutting out masturbation is incredible for productivity and drive
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10-06-2024 , 02:11 PM
rather have no drive
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10-06-2024 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Slugant
rather have no drive
you're failing to account for the fact productivity and drive will bring partners who also alleviate the need for it as well


just think of where nick vertucci would be today if he wasn't perving out and asking woman for cleavage pics to crank to
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10-08-2024 , 07:22 AM
Dusts off a mill gambling on options "Man I really gotta stop cranking my hog"
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