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Old 07-25-2020, 05:34 AM   #14301
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Is this reasonable? Going off the deep end. Tonight in Big O I flop A-A-8 to my A-Q-J-10-9. Run bad has been just name the worst card possible and it comes and comes and comes. I whisper to seat next to me, "It's coming a King." He said he would have given me 10/1. Very weird factor, the guy on the other side of him had shown him trip kings in the stack when folding and now I'm saying its coming a king showing him a massive hand for anything but king coming.

The dealer turns the king off to fast to make the side bet. River is a 3. Dude totally inexplicabley bet $5 under the gun on river. $500 pot. He had an ace, no full, so I'm good hi. Two of us call 5$, of course. My hand is good but the dealer tries to kill it from face up on the table, saying I didn't call. Unbelievable.

Waitress comes up and I order a water, thinking no way she'll bring it. She comes back in 5 minutes with 3 orders for the table, including two other waters, a coffee, but no water for me.

Times a trillion I'm not even there, and earlier today I looked up what is beyond trillion, confirming it is quadrillion.

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Old 07-25-2020, 07:17 AM   #14302
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... Go in the casino and rush to the poker room.
Only games running are 1/2 mix of NLHE and PLO (1/2/5 and some weird button bring in)
Buy in for 100 cause I see no greater stacks than that.
My poker game is on point.
I noticed our 7 handed table has 4 degenerates.
One of them is extremely rude and seems to be losing ''big'' and tilting and I decide to target him. I don't like rude people on the table and also, you know, because crushing souls is fun.

Wanted to get him in a HE hand, but unfortunately hand against him happened in PLO (don't like it cause, you know.. PLO )
40 minutes in the session I'm still tight AF, only played 1 PLO hand, won't go in details, but I slowplayed and got 2 fishes calling with flushes against my top boat. Profiting around 200 at this point.
20 minutes later I've managed to stack up to 350 and I get in a hand vs guy mentioned above.

I get dealt AAKQ double suited UTG and raise pot.
Tilt guy Pots behind me,CO cold calls and it's on me, I re-pot to about 180, fish has about 220 to begin with. He exhales heavily and cry calls my bet. CO folds

Flop is unfortunately 5 8 9, still some backdoor flushes and straights for me and I un-enthusiastically bet for his remaining chips.

He calls, jumps off his seat and smacks his 67 99no suits on the table. Cheering,celebrating and bragging in gibberish Spanish that he'll win a hand.

Turn is a T and river is the magical J, giving me the nut straight
My peepee is rock hard at this point.

I hold my cards and act disappoint.

Dealer starts counting the pot and takes the rake.
She waits for me to fold my hand in order to push the pot to him.
I take out the 2 Aces out of my hand and show them around as if I got super unlucky and etc.

Dealer starts pushing the pot towards him and at this point he's extremely emotional and happy, high-fiving his degen friends and etc.

I table the KQ and ask if that is the better hand as it appears I might have a straight too.

Dealer chuckles on the inside and gives me a look as if I'm being a rudeboy. (If I had some drinks I'd take her number right there no prob) and starts to push the pot to me.

Guy stares blankly for about 10 seconds before realising wtf is going on, and since that's probably his rent money he goes on a full rage tilt and throws his cards aiming for the burn card deck. A card hits the dealer and the floor manager is called. It's his final warning or he'd be kicked out.
He storms out of the poker room.

I think, my work here is done so I'm going to go for a smoke and head home. ...
What an absolute dream situation. LMAO
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Old 07-25-2020, 07:25 AM   #14303
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Is this reasonable? Going off the deep end. Tonight in Big O I flop A-A-8 to my A-Q-J-10-9. Run bad has been just name the worst card possible and it comes and comes and comes. I whisper to seat next to me, "It's coming a King." He said he would have given me 10/1. Very weird factor, the guy on the other side of him had shown him trip kings in the stack when folding and now I'm saying its coming a king showing him a massive hand for anything but king coming.

The dealer turns the king off to fast to make the side bet. River is a 3. Dude totally inexplicabley bet $5 under the gun on river. $500 pot. He had an ace, no full, so I'm good hi. Two of us call 5$, of course. My hand is good but the dealer tries to kill it from face up on the table, saying I didn't call. Unbelievable.

Waitress comes up and I order a water, thinking no way she'll bring it. She comes back in 5 minutes with 3 orders for the table, including two other waters, a coffee, but no water for me.

Times a trillion I'm not even there, and earlier today I looked up what is beyond trillion, confirming it is quadrillion.
Maybe you died and are living like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense.
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Old 08-02-2020, 03:06 PM   #14304
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Current status: 87k on vrm avg price of 54.2
5k on random ETF mutm and alrm
Losing 2kish YTD.
I feel the tide is turning. Going to buy another 2k next week on ETF. No gamble no future.
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Old 08-14-2020, 02:47 PM   #14305
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Lol I can make my post disappear. Just post in a thread that gets one post a year. Then get told your post is clutter {ooooooooook)
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Old 08-18-2020, 12:50 PM   #14306
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Current status: 87k on vrm avg price of 54.2
5k on random ETF mutm and alrm
Losing 2kish YTD.
I feel the tide is turning. Going to buy another 2k next week on ETF. No gamble no future.
GL my man
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Old 09-16-2020, 11:41 PM   #14307
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Did COVID kill all the degens too?
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Old 09-17-2020, 04:32 AM   #14308
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yep
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Old 09-17-2020, 11:48 AM   #14309
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RIP casino degens, we hardly knew yee
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