Dad of the year!

No, the degen will just take that $100k and keep betting it all until it's all gone.

They are defective lab rats. Not human.
That is the way of the sick degen.

This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose.

But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes.

I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.

The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.

He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.

What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.

This is the degen bankroll.



BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!

After being up $60,000
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.

that is awesome and made my day!!
what command in Gimp did you use to do that?
YouTube tutorial?

It's an option on imgflip to insert pictures within memes.

Ha ha awesome.

Reminds me of the bad lip reading from YouTube.

Star wars and walked dead songs are great. Seagulls and pa pa do or something very funny.

dunno if i already shared but 3+ weeks back I didn't eat and just did expensive coca cola and alcohol and gamble for 3-4 days straight to a point that i pissed blood and punted a ton of money with the clear intention of dying and dying poor.
It was a good time.

MOC contribution is gold

I once lost almost all of my money gambling on irl, so I'm not so sure how reliable prediction sites are or how accurate they are about predictions. I am currently reading "Game Theory: A Theory of Everything" by Daniel Kahneman, who is known to be a pessimist. I've come to the conclusion that there is too much information for any one person to judge accurately. I often have this feeling that you have to be in the right place at the right time to be able to make a profitable wager. For example, I was one of the only people who took the plunge and invested in SC2. I was confident I'd win against most of the Koreans but then it happened. Who knows if you'll win or not.

What is sc2? And what happened you peaked my interest.

I believe he means StarCraft 2 which is mega LOL
He ever thought he has a snowballs shot in hell at going toe to toe with and beating the Korean kids

Morphismus had made my day AGAIN

if you did a thread on this adventure i'd for sure subscribe

would be very interested

I knew SC2 had an amazingly diverse pool of players and styles and was committed to my belief that I'd either take the championship or get laughed out of the tournament by a good friend.

Hey snipes,

Stake me for the main event this year. I’ll make the final table and your debt situation will be resolved. Thanks

You can get a free blackjack fix (or any game in the "play for fun" section) here:

https://wizardofodds.com/play/blackjack-v2/

or various channels such as this one:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3Q...uery=blackjack





I think it triggers the same pain and reward centers in your brain because when you're a true degen the money doesn't matter, so if it's free or if it's $100/hand it still doesn't matter. Let me know if it works!

Here is a ultimate 15 year old degen story. Started a lead generation company from nothing in 2004 at 20 by 2008 accumulated 1.5 million. 2008 crisis hit since my company generated mortgage leads I went out of business. Had 750k in receivables I couldn't collect since big mortgage companys were now out of business. Still had over 1 mil left and had nothing to do so started frequenting big underground cashgames and lost everything. Took last 10k left to Bargota ran up to 300k in Blackjack in 5 hours, had pitbosses going crazy. Got up went to cage, asked for a cashiers check got it, than pitbosses gave me free suite so I stayed, next day cashed the check back lost it all in 1 hour playing 5k 3 hands. Was broke and destitute mad at banks so I started comitting fraud against them. Got caught within a year by the Fbi, took a plea of 2 years, kept gambling even on pretrial. Once when I was playing poker in a underground club the Nypd busted down the door and was real pissed that the club had a steel door and security would not open the door so they ran everyones license. Luckily nothing showed up. When it came time to self surrender I got cold feet, made new identity ran off to Miami , money dried out and kept gambling so I reverted back to fraud. After a 6 year run and degening most of the money away Secret Service knocked on my door and arrested me. Whatever money I had left they found since they were surveilling me for a whole year and knew every step I took. Didn't even have money for a lawyer so I had to use a public defender who got me the worst deal possibilly imaginable although being a fugitive and committing crimes certainly didn't help. He got me a 11 year plea for a fraud of only a million dollars which is pretty bad comparing to white collar fraud statutes. I got out not to long ago after 8 years. Last 2 years of prison weren't so bad I spent it in Camps and seen people like Michael Cohen who is a douche. Now out at 35 and destitute(having hard time finding a job since not many people wanna hire a 2 time felon with big gaps in their resume even though I have always had some type of business since I was 14 till 20's convictions) but gained a lifetime of experience. Learned that if you have no discipline in certain aspects of life don't do them. Before I started gambling I often laughed at junkies who would abuse drugs and wondered how or why someone would stick a needle in their arm and rob their own family to feed their addiction. But I found out that addiction is addiction whether its drugs, gambling or food and if you got it its very hard to control. The 1st step is admitting to yourself you got a problem, the 2nd step is doing something about it.

Crazy life.

Honestly surprised you’re still alive and I don’t mean that as an insult.

Tell us more about what the 8 years in jail was like and if that made you made you not want to gamble when u got out.

can we be best friends pls i like you
share more

No you can't be best friends. Maybe close but not Bessie's.

Uh could be 15 years of being miserable totally destroying my life? Coulda made better choices and be well of today, but like alot of successful people who develop a vice that destroys them I messed up. Prison gives you alot of time to think and evaluate your life, it certainly did for me. When you got a vice there is no such thing as doing it in moderation.

Sensei I am ready.

Appreciate the thought my friend..don't have 10k though.