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Old 02-24-2019, 08:14 PM   #13976
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Ive been reading MichaelorCharlies stories and have my doubts if real. Seems he has a vivid fantasy and 10x his stories. Also, him being ****faced to the max remembering every single little detail, doesn't really add up. Frying your brain for years straight definitely messes with your memory, and your personal memories arent the most trustworthy to begin with.

Still enjoyable to read though.

Did he also tell where his money comes from btw? Didnt read that far back I think.
I come here to be entertained. I don't care if they're real or not, they are very good. I think they are real....
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Old 02-24-2019, 08:37 PM   #13977
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The stories I tell are the ones I've memory of BTW.

Here is an incomplete memory story.
Get ****faced, do a lot of coke and take 6x ecstasy pills.
Drinking during any moment that I remember.

I'm with a friend in a bar, some girl eyes me up and we start kicking it off.

We go to the toilet to do some lines and she tells me her boobs are fake.
''LOL I don't believe that story etc'' So I get access to her boobs. Feelsgoodman.jpg
We make out in the toilet and I try to get her to my home.
Have some drinks at the bar with her & my friend.

????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wake up, no idea what has happened & went to do a staff meeting.
Later on I meet up with friend from the day before and he want's to beat the **** out of me for some reason.
''I wanted to bang her too, but you kissed her hand like a ****** and send her home alone and ran away''
I have no memories of that, but I believe it as I don't like threesomes unless it's 2 girls, kissing her hand is unbelievable, but I accept that might be the drugs hitting me in a weird way.

See a friend with patched wound on his forehead.
I ask him wtf happened to him.
Dude is mad at me for some reason and asks me ''Are you ****ing around, dickhead?'' 5 times.
I ask him to tell me wtf is going on.
Apparently I smashed a beer bottle on his head the night before.
He tells me to **** off and I never see him again.
I still wonder what I did that night and why I didn't banged this girl.

It was about 6 years ago.
I've also had a ton of people chatting me up and telling me we've been out drinking/talking etc.
I've no memories of them.
One dude told me we chatted for 2 hours and I gave him life advice.
I still can't remember.
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Old 02-28-2019, 04:28 PM   #13978
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That was me . You told me that I should do what you do to earn extra money

You were wrecked all I could make out was something about public toilets and they like you to dress up?
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:58 PM   #13979
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Re: Degen Stories....

Long time lurker (we miss you Snipes) but I wanted to share my story from the last week. Plenty of crazy degen stories have happened but this one is fresh and I havent shared with anyone.

On the 16th I wanted to play some poker so I made a deposit of 2k. My crazy degen thought process is I'll just play 10/20nl until im 350 in profit and then i have the few MTT's I want to play on sunday. I end up playing and going on a heater and by the time in done I have 8k and am feeling on top of the world. Now I just need to cash out....but I still want to play some MTT's but I also want to cash out a round 8k....Welll I lost it all back on Tuesday morning. I was so ****ing heated and pissed off at myself. I've blown stacks but this one was extra dumb.

A couple days pass and March Madness has started. Im still donkey tilted and deposit $500 and want to hit a parlay and get back my initial deposit from 5 days before. I bet LSU (which was an insane game), Michigan, and Kentuck (who covered in the closing seconds) and booom I have $2100 in my account. But I am set on getting to 3k. So time to look at more games but wasnt finding a good option.

I ended up landing on a parlay for 2k (max) with one game from Saturday night which was Purdue -4 and then waiting for the Sunday games to do money line action on UNC, Duke (should have lost like 5 times), and Oregon. I magically won both props and I'm currently waiting on $7650 cashout. So $150 up since I went on donkey tilt. Absolutely crazy week of ups and downs.
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Old 03-26-2019, 08:17 AM   #13980
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Long time lurker (we miss you Snipes) but I wanted to share my story from the last week. Plenty of crazy degen stories have happened but this one is fresh and I havent shared with anyone.

On the 16th I wanted to play some poker so I made a deposit of 2k. My crazy degen thought process is I'll just play 10/20nl until im 350 in profit and then i have the few MTT's I want to play on sunday. I end up playing and going on a heater and by the time in done I have 8k and am feeling on top of the world. Now I just need to cash out....but I still want to play some MTT's but I also want to cash out a round 8k....Welll I lost it all back on Tuesday morning. I was so ****ing heated and pissed off at myself. I've blown stacks but this one was extra dumb.

A couple days pass and March Madness has started. Im still donkey tilted and deposit $500 and want to hit a parlay and get back my initial deposit from 5 days before. I bet LSU (which was an insane game), Michigan, and Kentuck (who covered in the closing seconds) and booom I have $2100 in my account. But I am set on getting to 3k. So time to look at more games but wasnt finding a good option.

I ended up landing on a parlay for 2k (max) with one game from Saturday night which was Purdue -4 and then waiting for the Sunday games to do money line action on UNC, Duke (should have lost like 5 times), and Oregon. I magically won both props and I'm currently waiting on $7650 cashout. So $150 up since I went on donkey tilt. Absolutely crazy week of ups and downs.
****ing sick mate
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Old 03-26-2019, 06:32 PM   #13981
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Is it just me or when a read seven story from someone aged 16-25 it not seven as they are so young that it is more like I night out then being degen as they have all that time ahead of them that I just.feel jealous of them. Unless less your 35 upwards I don't class them as degens.

Am 43 and have never taken a day of from gambling and drugs since I was 14. Let me be warning to all you pup degens you to could wake up.one day and be 43 and be like omg wtf am I and know that lol your 43 and there's no hope of hitting big . On the other hand you could say I retired at 14 and enjoyed my youth and instead of being 68 and retire just to get dementia and not now wtf or who any one is.

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Old 03-26-2019, 07:58 PM   #13982
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Is it just me or when a read seven story from someone aged 16-25 it not seven as they are so young that it is more like I night out then being degen as they have all that time ahead of them that I just.feel jealous of them. Unless less your 35 upwards I don't class them as degens.

Am 43 and have never taken a day of from gambling and drugs since I was 14. Let me be warning to all you pup degens you to could wake up.one day and be 43 and be like omg wtf am I and know that lol your 43 and there's no hope of hitting big . On the other hand you could say I retired at 14 and enjoyed my youth and instead of being 68 and retire just to get dementia and not now wtf or who any one is.
Not sure if that is directed at me or not but I can ensure when I was 25 I was a degen
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Old 03-28-2019, 12:16 PM   #13983
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Not sure if that is directed at me or not but I can ensure when I was 25 I was a degen
I believe any one who says they are or were degen . What meant was when your young you have time on your side to make money get skills, when still being degen when in late 30s upwards it is game over.
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Old 03-28-2019, 02:31 PM   #13984
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Old 04-07-2019, 02:23 PM   #13985
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RIP @Snipes
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Old 04-07-2019, 08:35 PM   #13986
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we hardly even knew ye...
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Old 04-08-2019, 03:33 AM   #13987
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RIP @Snipes


No Iím here.

Too much to update I fell off so long ago. Lot has happened Iíll summarize it one day when I am ready to.
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Old 04-08-2019, 04:07 AM   #13988
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Honestly Snipes youíre probably better off just letting it be
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Old 04-08-2019, 09:13 AM   #13989
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Old 04-08-2019, 05:47 PM   #13990
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Honestly Snipes youíre probably better off just letting it be


Thatís what it feels like. If thereís a heroic conclusion Iíll be sure to share
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Old 04-08-2019, 05:52 PM   #13991
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Snipes remember when you were up a bunch and I was like please, please, just put 50k into bitcoin before the hard fork of btc gold, and then we watched it go from 2k - $20k but you couldn't be bothered. I tried.
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:41 PM   #13992
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Snipes remember when you were up a bunch and I was like please, please, just put 50k into bitcoin before the hard fork of btc gold, and then we watched it go from 2k - $20k but you couldn't be bothered. I tried.
you could have given him 500k and he still would have lost it.

btc drops to 12k --> **** i just lost 200k let me get it back sportsbetting

btc drops again to 5k --> **** i just lost another 50k let me get it back sportsbetting.

whoops its all gone.
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:00 PM   #13993
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you could have given him 500k and he still would have lost it.

btc drops to 12k --> **** i just lost 200k let me get it back sportsbetting

btc drops again to 5k --> **** i just lost another 50k let me get it back sportsbetting.

whoops its all gone.
And shame on me, it was only half million dollar advice.
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Old 04-09-2019, 10:59 PM   #13994
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I just realized something.

In a thread full of degenerate gamblers, snipes is the biggest loser out of everyone.
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Old 04-09-2019, 11:04 PM   #13995
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I just realized something.

You are literally the slowest mother****er in the forum.
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Old 04-09-2019, 11:16 PM   #13996
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And shame on me, it was only half million dollar advice.


Assuming he sold in December 2017
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Old 04-10-2019, 09:13 AM   #13997
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Thatís what it feels like. If thereís a heroic conclusion Iíll be sure to share
Snipes please share some stories to help save us from the debacle singasong and Matt have turned this thread into.
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Old 04-11-2019, 12:07 AM   #13998
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Snipes please share some stories to help save us from the debacle singasong and Matt have turned this thread into.
Wrong.

Snipes was the one who killed the thread because when he ran out of money, and mortgaged his parents house from underneath them while soiling their credit, he no longer could post his stories about how he drove around to gas stations buying credit cards with other credit cards.
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Old 04-11-2019, 03:21 AM   #13999
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Snipes please share some stories to help save us from the debacle singasong and Matt have turned this thread into.
It's all a big blur really from where I left off. So much happened but not much has changed so there's no point. When it ends for good I'll summarize it sure but right now I would need to set aside half a day just to remember and piece things together. Plus I just don't feel like reliving the past..I'm happy to be where I am at this moment because it could've been worse. Also I am just tired of being miserable and am looking forward to improving my life. I think a few of you were right..no point in journaling a miserable degen cycle.
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Old 04-11-2019, 03:26 AM   #14000
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Wrong.

Snipes was the one who killed the thread because when he ran out of money, and mortgaged his parents house from underneath them while soiling their credit, he no longer could post his stories about how he drove around to gas stations buying credit cards with other credit cards.
All of this is false. And just to clear some things up:

1) never got mortgaged never will.

2) Credit never soiled and never will be soiled.

3) Still drive around gas stations

4) I stopped because it was draining and made no point. Not for me or anyone reading this. You could feel it.

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