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01-23-2019 , 03:48 PM
Mate the bit about screaming at chickens whilst naked is pocket aces funny
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01-24-2019 , 04:32 PM
mic or charlie good reed. i can relate to your story . can relate but cant spell inb4 u dumbarse...

time that we come home from club and let m8 drive and falling sleep swere into lolly pops.

no spell check . and you thought my spelling was bad with spell check ...

any way drunk and drug up and nearly killed us all on motorway
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01-24-2019 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
mic or charlie good reed. i can relate to your story . can relate but cant spell inb4 u dumbarse...

time that we come home from club and let m8 drive and falling sleep swere into lolly pops.

no spell check . and you thought my spelling was bad with spell check ...

any way drunk and drug up and nearly killed us all on motorway
Huh?
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01-24-2019 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
mic or charlie good reed. i can relate to your story . can relate but cant spell inb4 u dumbarse...

time that we come home from club and let m8 drive and falling sleep swere into lolly pops.

no spell check . and you thought my spelling was bad with spell check ...

any way drunk and drug up and nearly killed us all on motorway
NOT EVEN FUNNY
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01-24-2019 , 06:18 PM
**** DONKAMENTS
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01-25-2019 , 08:28 PM
Have girl over, having some drinks and coke
Eating her peach, phone rings
''Bro, I need you in the casino, bring some coke''
Get the coke, ''It's not you it's me'' to the girl and go to the casino.
Lose $2k and go home trying not to cry.

Bros before hoes

Thanks.
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01-26-2019 , 09:44 AM
There is no way im answering the phone in that situation
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01-27-2019 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ukbilly
There is no way im answering the phone in that situation
you would if you were a self centered, degenerate narcissistic sociopath
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01-27-2019 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
you would if you were a self centered, degenerate narcissistic sociopath
That's so nice of you to say.

Thank you!
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01-28-2019 , 11:58 AM
Will be posting later on, will be a long story including:
  • Gambling
  • Thievery
  • Cocaine
  • Hookers
  • Boat parties
  • Abduction
  • Arrests
  • Almost getting killed by the mob

Let me know if you want this in a separate thread.

Spoiler:
Allow me to say that any criminal activities in the forwarding post/thread are fully fictional and it's a 100% part of my imagination with no real relation to related people and activities I've done.
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01-30-2019 , 10:03 AM
Bring it M/C...
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01-30-2019 , 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
**** DONKAMENTS
Did you not hide your username in the chat for comedy reasons?

Anyway these stories are ****ing A+ keep it going
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01-30-2019 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ItsMyShow
Did you not hide your username in the chat for comedy reasons?

Anyway these stories are ****ing A+ keep it going
was actually drunk and didn't notice

Will post in a few days, not really in the mood for it at the moment.
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02-01-2019 , 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
NOT EVEN FUNNY
Was not trying to be funny? I was trying to make people like me bro.

I can relate bro I also read a post I never found funny.
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02-01-2019 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
Will be posting later on, will be a long story including:
  • Gambling
  • Thievery
  • Cocaine
  • Hookers
  • Boat parties
  • Abduction
  • Arrests
  • Almost getting killed by the mob

Let me know if you want this in a separate thread.

Spoiler:
Allow me to say that any criminal activities in the forwarding post/thread are fully fictional and it's a 100% part of my imagination with no real relation to related people and activities I've done.
Lol did you put that in so popo don’t come after you bro? Lol bro

#gangster
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02-13-2019 , 03:25 PM
Im dating this girl for about 4 months, Made up a bunch of bull**** about myself to get our first date going, basically just trying to hide the fact that im a degenerate. I really want to be with this girl, but its not happening, the bs i told her are a little too much.

I have to break up with her asap, cus a girl have a time limit to find a soulmate. Guys can be 40 or even 50 and could get a girl of his dreams, however if a girl past 30 or whatever age her beauty starts to decline, she might be single for life.

A while ago, i dated a girl for almost a year, made up some bogus reasons to break up, well she was not taking it lightly, i got my car spray painted with an F bomb and got cyber stalk for over 2 months. so yeah girls have a relationship timer bomb.

Anyways about gambling, it was going well, did have 2 hot streaks around xmas time, doesnt matter though, lost/pay most of it already, sitting sorta busto right now. With some charming tatics, i was able to get money from people i barely know. one guy loan me 1K and i have no way of contacting him, I only know him by a nickname LOL. Living off casino comps atm, which will expires soon. Not sure what ill do after that, oh well just living life day by day i guess. Blasting away in sports and table games most of the time. Last week, I took 100$ from my girlfriends purse, told her this store only takes cash, when really what i did was gave it to a friend to blast away on manchester united and liverpool, bink both. not the first time i did this, when i didnt bink, i just delay paying her back.

Degenerate life takes a toll on your life. Forced to be charming most of the time to take advantage of others. Cant even tell people who you really are. Lately its not even about the money i lose that hurts, i dont feel the pain of losing anymore. Im just gambling to regain my freedom by paying all my debts, but in theory its not really possible cus games are -evs. God bless all you gamblers out there, its not easy, hang in there.
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02-14-2019 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripacesdown
Im dating this girl for about 4 months, Made up a bunch of bull**** about myself to get our first date going, basically just trying to hide the fact that im a degenerate. I really want to be with this girl, but its not happening, the bs i told her are a little too much.

I have to break up with her asap, cus a girl have a time limit to find a soulmate. Guys can be 40 or even 50 and could get a girl of his dreams, however if a girl past 30 or whatever age her beauty starts to decline, she might be single for life.

A while ago, i dated a girl for almost a year, made up some bogus reasons to break up, well she was not taking it lightly, i got my car spray painted with an F bomb and got cyber stalk for over 2 months. so yeah girls have a relationship timer bomb.

Anyways about gambling, it was going well, did have 2 hot streaks around xmas time, doesnt matter though, lost/pay most of it already, sitting sorta busto right now. With some charming tatics, i was able to get money from people i barely know. one guy loan me 1K and i have no way of contacting him, I only know him by a nickname LOL. Living off casino comps atm, which will expires soon. Not sure what ill do after that, oh well just living life day by day i guess. Blasting away in sports and table games most of the time. Last week, I took 100$ from my girlfriends purse, told her this store only takes cash, when really what i did was gave it to a friend to blast away on manchester united and liverpool, bink both. not the first time i did this, when i didnt bink, i just delay paying her back.

Degenerate life takes a toll on your life. Forced to be charming most of the time to take advantage of others. Cant even tell people who you really are. Lately its not even about the money i lose that hurts, i dont feel the pain of losing anymore. Im just gambling to regain my freedom by paying all my debts, but in theory its not really possible cus games are -evs. God bless all you gamblers out there, its not easy, hang in there.
Depends on the girl but some think being a degen is nice. Some girls like risk takers. How much debt do you have? good luck at the tables.
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02-14-2019 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
you would if you were a self centered, degenerate narcissistic sociopath
+1
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02-17-2019 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperSwag
Depends on the girl but some think being a degen is nice. Some girls like risk takers. How much debt do you have? good luck at the tables.
My debt is around 40-45K, however only about 5K has to be paid, the rest will be paid when I feel like paying them.
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02-17-2019 , 02:53 AM
The same casino that almost issued a warrant on me for not paying my casino credit on time, well after paying them last year, they allowed me to open another credit line LOL. Guess they are pretty sure no one runs from them… this time I get 8K credit line. Told myself that I wouldn’t be dealing with them anymore, but im broke so **** it, I grab the whole 8K, and try the “rich men strategy”. Use 8K to win a small money and run. Won around 2K in BJ, returned the 8K, took the 2K profit and drove off. Took care of a debt with a friend.

The next day (which was yesterday) Parlay the last 700$ on Barcelona -1.5 and Manchester City o3.5. ManCity hit but barcelona did not so it’s a lost. Girl called asking to hang out, **** im pissed as hell and broke too. I ask my mom for 50$, told her I lost my debit card and bank close. Grab the 50$ paid for dinner and tipped the 10$ I have in my pocket.

Going back to casino tomorrow to attempted another rich men strategy, However car has no more gas, parents are not home, gonna see if I can find 20$ or something around the house for my casino trip. (oh and I seriously lost my debit card, so can’t even overdraft for gas if I wanted to).

God bless. xoxo
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02-22-2019 , 08:17 PM
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ok 1st post guys, couldnt resist this thread. My degenning prbly started when my dad used to take me to the horse track when i was 16. I quickly became hooked and since you only had to be 17 to gamble at the track, i quickly started blowing paychecks and maxing out ATM daily limits. Once i started college, instead of being at class I'd be at the track. Never really won anything big, a few times I had some near 5k wins (woulda been a lot for me at the time). Anyways so this is pretty much destroying my life, u know the whole lying to family & g-friend, maxing out C-cards w/cash advances, overdrawing bank account etc. I musta been stuck about 30k from age 17-21. @21 of course I added the casino to my list of hobbies. Craps, BJ, and even video poker. Had mild success but mostly losses thru about a year of playing.

Now, here comes the COMPLETE TRAIN WRECK. So after always blowing off g-friend, she breaks up w/me (together for 5 years). I dont care at the time & am only thinking about gambling, still going to the boats and track. By now I'm so far in debt and working at sh**ty min wage job I decide to do a 'smart' thing and withdraw from college the 1st week (I was a senior going into this final year...bye bye education). I got a refund check of about 5k. I feel like a baller as I proceed to go every day to the boat with the money and playing in the high limit baccarat room. The 1st day was almost a disaster as on the way there about 8am I approached a toll plaza and 'thought' that I had seen the gate go up after throwing the coins in. Well with the sun shining directly in my face, I proceed to drive through. Problem: the gate never went up, and I smashed right through it leaving a big yellow smattering of paint across my windshield. Im so scared that I get off at the nearest exit and proceed to the casino through side streets and thought for sure I was gonna get pulled over or somethin. So maybe this was a bad sign of things to come b/c i kid u not from buying in w/5k betting 100/200/300 a hand i was left with $350. To make a long story short, after 12 hours I make a miraculous comeback and end up winning about 800 for the day (this included a $500 Lay against the 10 on the dice table that hit on the 1st roll lol). I proceed to go back 3 days in a row w/my whole roll and win between 500-1000 each day. Finally the 4th day I'm getting killed, mega-tilting, and proceed to blow the whole roll betting 500, 800, even 1000 a hand. It was so pathetic that when i was down to my last couple hundred I had 'check-changed' for red chips. The pitboss comps me and my friend a whole pizza afterwards. Most expensive $7500 freakin pizza i've ever eaten in my life. Only thing I wanted to do was drive off the expressway exit ramp into this giant quarry that was there. My dad finds out, kicks me out of the house, and now i'm homeless staying in motel 6's in run down areas b/c theyre only like 28 bucks a night and i had a tiny bit of room on my credit cards. Every night i pulled out my bottle of vodka and a pocket knife and i would contemplate that 'thought'. Finally my mom takes me in and i get a job (o i forgot to mention that when i dropped outta school, i got fired from my job for not showing up b/c i was at the boat from like 8pm til 11am). Oh and top of all this my dad convinces me to file for bankruptcy b/c im in mega c-card debt and they were all comin after me for collections and court proceedings. Do any of u know anyone that filed for bankruptcy at 21????

So now livin w/mom i decide to join the world of online poker. (I had just lost $5000 to my bookie on NCAA BB that I never paid off so I was chasing that with poker) B/c this is so long already i'll just try to summarize. Here is a quick list of the pokers sites i played and what happened to me on them....Paradise - banned b/c I wrote multiple bad echecks thru fire pay. Pacific - banned myself from losing too much. Absolute - banned myself after mulitple poker losses and losing paycheck in 30 minutes on the blackjack. Party Poker - ran BJ up to $12,000 and lost it all in the next night. Banned myself. Bodog- banned b/c they say I bounced an echeck.
Then I started doing bad things at my job to fund my poker/casino/horse habit. I started 'borrowing' the closing deposit from my work. The 1st time I had almost lost it playing BJ at the boat but got lucky to get it back and break even. Not learning that I almost had a disaster, the very next night I did it again and lost the whole deposit (like $1200). I had to tell my dad and he gave me the money to put in the store's bank so that no one would find out the next day at closing. So now i'm chasing again and decide to take a title loan on my car for 1500. Lose that at the track an hour later. F*ck!! Why am i so degen?! Mom kicks me out b/c of my gambling and dad takes me back in. I take out 2nd title loan and payday loan to pay off the 1st so i dont lose my p.o.s. car to the repo men. Now i'm really chasing so i start writing 'credit card checks' to myself w/the new post-bankruptcy credit card i got and take the $ out before it gets denied. Did this 3 days in a row and blew all the money at the track each day. C-card gets shutdown after this as well as bank being negative 800.

I finally move away and get back into school for 2 classes so that i could get a financial aid refund of like 5k. The 1st week im a good boy and pay bills and dont gamble. But sure enough i get on a huge BJ rush at the casino. Up like 2200 in 4 days. 5th day i go to the OTB (off track betting for horses) IDK why i did, but i went busto there. So pissed, i proceed to blow my 5k student aid refund chasing on BJ and baccarat. Get dropped from school b/c i stopped going getting F's in both classes (1st time in over 90 credits i ever got an F). I had so many comps on my casino card that I just ate meals there everyday since i had no $ to buy store-food. Eventually cable got shut off. Electric almost got shutoff until i echecked them and negged like 500 again in another bank. I evenutally ran outta comps and had to have mom send me oatmeal and other crap that i lived on. As a last chance before getting evicted i was invited to blackjack tournament w/108 ppl where top 7 got paid. 1st got 10k, 2nd 2500, etc. I finished 6th b/c 2 guys below me in $$ passed me on final hand. 1st guy doubles down on 14 (vs a 3 up card) and gets a 6, 2nd guy splits 10's and gets a another 10 and a 2; he splits the 10s again and gets another 10 and stays, and he doubles on the 12 and gets a 7 to make 19. So I take $250 for 6th place, 4th and 5th got 750 each. My rent was $750, due in 4 days. B*tch! So I take the 250 to the bacarrat table tryin to get to 750 and i get to about 625 before mega cooler and ultimately go broke. I get evicted eventually. I am now 27 living in dads basement completely broke, collecting 111/week unemployment and 99/month food stamps in mega debt w/credit score of probably negative-something and collectors calling me 17 times a day. I have also put on about 45 lbs from depression. FML



Beats (the bad ones): lost 5-year g-friend, bankruptcy at 21, mega student loan debt, college career f'd, lost 12k party poker BJ in 1 night, 7500 lost on baccarat in 1 day, multiple bank accounts overdrawn, almost got car repo'd, evicted.

There is so much more but this already too long. Sorry guys for making it so long. And I wish like some of the other stories on here I coulda captured my emotions better through all those times. O and I'll mention 1 more thing. During 2 days in my APT the casino gave away free apple pies for video poker play. I had no comps at the time or $ for store-food (f'ing degen me i'd rather use my last $1.25 for a spin on video poker than for a box of macaroni and cheese at the store). So for 2 days straight I ate apple pie for breakfast lunch and dinner. And I didnt have any freakin milk.


This was epic

Holy ****ing ****

Will be back w my own stories as well as a friend of mine who tops the lists in my eyes
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02-23-2019 , 10:32 AM
Existence drama: Black Swan in retrograde

So I wait thru 3 hours of nothing and pick up pocket aces mid position. 1-2 game. Dude has just sat and straddled. I limp, he blows it open for 25. I just call. I want his stack in play. Flop K-7-2 r and he shoves the 275 stack, absurdly. Hands go up he’s A-K of course, dude to my left said he folded K-10 for the overbet. “Do your motherblanking job and turn the card trick off,” I want to say to the dealer … but I’m working on my negative thinking during this space (as in astronomical) run. He turned it off. The sense of a king coming hung in the air worse than an Edgar Allan Poe premonition of doom. He doubled up. Dozens and scores of these beats, most of them 2 to 5 outs, a few of them one out, like this one. Some of these hands have burned worse than anything ever in my poker career. I had to leave.

Not 15 minutes before I’d flopped 8-9-10 two spades to pocket 8’s. Somebody bets $25. 3 calls and I’m last … the dealer is overlooking me and I could tell. “Hold on,” I say. She keeps going with dragging the bets, etc. “Time out!” I said loudly. Now she’s burning for the fricking turn. “Whoa!” I screamed, very loud and angrily. She gets all hurt that I’m such a meanie. Just bizarre. I can’t even calculate what is happening, now having to deal with an accusation i’m abusing the dealer. Even now she isn’t waiting for my action, but motioning for me to throw my hand in to her. Jeezus. I can hardly think. “I’m all-in,” I said, very loudly. Unmistakably. “What?” she manages. I’m not saying it again. Everybody heard me and she was looking right at me. I shoved them all in.

Dude puts a murderous beat on me one hand with a little straight against top-top, then the next hand check-raises me on the river, and shows one card when I call him. I gave him a piece of my mind, not just for the technicality but it’s a frickin’ slow roll because I have the same pair and need to see his kicker. But for some reason he thinks it’s cool to raise, get called, and show one card (when it’s a very viable hand, not a sure loser or anything).

I consider all this voodoo. I’m trying to play poker.

I still won good for the session. Same old thing. I won a big pot with my opponent trapped with zero wins. God, I wish I was deeper that hand. Had a bigger straight made AND bigger flush draw than he did. It’s hard to play deep when the Poe Poker Nightmare is on you. With zero outs I’m relatively safe. Relatively.

I ordered three times to get a drink to show up. Is it all some kind of existence dream? Answer: yes.

Soon as I had arrived in the session I was next to a guy that won 16 high hands in his 4 months snowbirding here last year, so I asked him about this year. “I’ve won 10 in 3 months,” he said. I make a comment about the trillions-to-one nature of things. I immediately have a royal draw and show it to him. Never fear, I told him. You’ll be okay. Quad 10’s are on the board. Last hand buzzer beater, he flops a queen to a Q-J. At odds of 986-to-1, I think, he makes quad queens and takes down the 2K high hand. That’s 27 high hands for him over two seasons, A HUNDRED and 27 murderous coolers for me (and 1/4th of one high hand).

Thinking of an old Mike Caro article about not being able to really evaluate anything by results alone, I drew a little continuum line graph on paper, with run cold on the left and run hot on the right. Way left of the run cold bar I made a mark for “run bad freaky outlier.” Way to the right I made one for “run good freaky outlier.” I reminded myself once again that no matter how long it goes on for, you never really even approach long run status. Maybe if you are playing tens of thousands of hands a week online for decades. But never live. You never approach the long run statistically in live poker.

And some Poe reference came across my feed during the day. For sheer neurotic, tortured anguish, dread, fear and loathing I don’t think you can beat “The Tell Tale Heart.” Freebie tip. (Sorry about that Hunter … you finish up the track to brother Poe.)

First hand last session I'm aces versus A-K. I limp, he raises from button, I reraise. Flop is Q-7-2, he has no draw, no backdoor flush draw. It's so perfect. I lost my stack. Running 10-J. Twighlight Zone meets Fear and Loathing.

That’s my report for today. Read it and weep.
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02-23-2019 , 09:39 PM
I think you’re in the wrong thread. This isn’t a bad beat support group


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02-24-2019 , 01:53 PM
Ive been reading MichaelorCharlies stories and have my doubts if real. Seems he has a vivid fantasy and 10x his stories. Also, him being ****faced to the max remembering every single little detail, doesn't really add up. Frying your brain for years straight definitely messes with your memory, and your personal memories arent the most trustworthy to begin with.

Still enjoyable to read though.

Did he also tell where his money comes from btw? Didnt read that far back I think.
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02-24-2019 , 02:16 PM
Take it as you want man, Glad you enjoy it.
Also yeah, It's hard to remember most of the time, but hey It's what I remember. I can't remember 90% of bull**** I've done.


Money comes from work/crypto/poker depends on what stage of my life I was.

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