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Old 11-04-2018, 11:38 AM   #13851
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Lol did don't read. Probably some 2c poker player who limped as pre and win the blinds zzzzzz

This how we do it in d seven thread not

I going out all my money on falco and co beat Pittsburgh because I h8 Pittsburgh they suck and annoying bunch cube flakes . If I lose i will have to let your mum's and I mean every ones mum look after me. Then dump her for b
Ah blah blah. I tried to give up betting but come to find out only thing that keeps me sane. Sad as unless you are betting at least £1k a bet it is just blah blah bleh.... And am on the blah blah merry go round. May my best win but honest come not give a million pounds of they lose because i don't have it.

I'm on Pit moneyline + MIN -4.5

Also KC -8.5 + WSH-1.5 <---- lock of the year.
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Old 11-05-2018, 04:08 PM   #13852
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I'm on Pit moneyline + MIN -4.5

Also KC -8.5 + WSH-1.5 <---- lock of the year.
You just can't help yourself, and ILY for it.
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Old 11-05-2018, 06:40 PM   #13853
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Pistons -3 tonight degens!!!
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Old 11-07-2018, 05:54 AM   #13854
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Betting has trolled me books take nearly 10% unless you use a exchange

Lo more then singles at 10% a team the saying you have Bob hope of winning and no hope long term



Panthers look good turdsday m\l
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Old 11-08-2018, 01:33 PM   #13855
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When you realise that you don’t like money

Panther m/l I would love to fade my picks ��

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Old 11-09-2018, 10:42 AM   #13856
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Oops I did it again. Never has Brittany spears spoken a truer word

Any one who thought panthers were a good bet is not very smart.

Only way I can get even on sports is to run the board on every live nfl game

I believe. Bengals as saints obviously just running hot and are over rated

Tiny drew is going turn into a pixie and dalton will turn into a good qb.

You heard it here first bengals win. And surely I can’t go 0-5 odds say even blind monkey will find his tail sooner or later.
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Old 11-10-2018, 11:12 AM   #13857
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Oops I did it again. Never has Brittany spears spoken a truer word

Any one who thought panthers were a good bet is not very smart.

Only way I can get even on sports is to run the board on every live nfl game

I believe. Bengals as saints obviously just running hot and are over rated

Tiny drew is going turn into a pixie and dalton will turn into a good qb.

You heard it here first bengals win. And surely I canít go 0-5 odds say even blind monkey will find his tail sooner or later.
In what way is this a degen story? To me it reads like a functionally retarded person ranting about betting.
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Old 11-10-2018, 01:40 PM   #13858
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Attention all point spread players!!

Listen up very closely, I've got TREMENDOUS information on the matchup sunday between the Patriots and the Titans. Guys you should know I'm 5-0 with this type of information.

Further more to this if you contact me you'll also get my Free Money Lock of the Week between the Saints and the Bengals.

Once again I've got TREMENDOUS information guys, contact me you'll get the information, you put up the money and we all win in the end.

Contact me noowwwwww
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Old 11-10-2018, 04:13 PM   #13859
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ex_matt, im serious, had only you said anything about drew brees last week, i would've blast a bunch of money on that game, idc if its the rams, pats or jesus christ.

I know you've been sleeping with drew brees on the lowkey.
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Old 11-10-2018, 05:24 PM   #13860
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In what way is this a degen story? To me it reads like a functionally retarded person ranting about betting.


Itís been that way for over a year. His rampant posting is the Mods way of saying they donít care anymore, they could nuke BBV and no one would care or suffer. The party is over boys, time to let the janitor clean up.
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Old 11-10-2018, 07:49 PM   #13861
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It's sad. Every time I see new posts in here I hope for the best but get disappointed.
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Old 11-10-2018, 08:05 PM   #13862
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Attention all point spread players!!

Listen up very closely, I've got TREMENDOUS information on the matchup sunday between the Patriots and the Titans. Guys you should know I'm 5-0 with this type of information.

Further more to this if you contact me you'll also get my Free Money Lock of the Week between the Saints and the Bengals.

Once again I've got TREMENDOUS information guys, contact me you'll get the information, you put up the money and we all win in the end.

Contact me noowwwwww

Nima, welcome back...
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Old 11-11-2018, 01:12 AM   #13863
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redbuck,

You are hilarious.

Sincurly yours,

McMuffin
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:18 AM   #13864
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Haven't checked in with this thread in a while. What's with the sports picks? There's a forum for that already.
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:29 AM   #13865
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Attention all point spread players!!

Listen up very closely, I've got TREMENDOUS information on the matchup sunday between the Patriots and the Titans. Guys you should know I'm 5-0 with this type of information.

Further more to this if you contact me you'll also get my Free Money Lock of the Week between the Saints and the Bengals.

Once again I've got TREMENDOUS information guys, contact me you'll get the information, you put up the money and we all win in the end.

Contact me noowwwwww
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Old 11-11-2018, 01:25 PM   #13866
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It’s been that way for over a year. His rampant posting is the Mods way of saying they don’t care anymore, they could nuke BBV and no one would care or suffer. The party is over boys, time to let the janitor clean up.
Need some help with your butt hurt m8?

Mods let your crap go in every thread, you post constantly in every thread being a smart arse when any one posts something you and your lame group can jump on

Get away with it because most people aren’t sad enough to post on a thread everyday with same people you get any with bashing people with your memes and passive aggressive posts.

Enjoy your ripping any new poster who dares post a new thread ..

Post on story’s instead of just waiting for seven story once a month.

You can’t because your a lame nerd who cry’s when girl talks to you.

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Old 11-11-2018, 01:32 PM   #13867
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Pm sent Matt I want that bengals pick .

Sign me up.
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Old 11-11-2018, 03:33 PM   #13868
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Need some help with your butt hurt m8?

Mods let your crap go in every thread, you post constantly in every thread being a smart arse when any one posts something you and your lame group can jump on

Get away with it because most people aren’t sad enough to post on a thread everyday with same people you get any with bashing people with your memes and passive aggressive posts.

Enjoy your ripping any new poster who dares post a new thread ..

Post on story’s instead of just waiting for seven story once a month.

You can’t because your a lame nerd who cry’s when girl talks to you.
What up???
SS you sound normal,and very articulate with the above post.
Where has that person been???

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Old 11-11-2018, 04:32 PM   #13869
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Re: Degen Stories....

Okay.

This thread is going back to what it is. A degen thread. Stories of being a degen. Etc

All other posts will be deleted.

If you want your own blog start a new thread (in the right area of 2+2) or want to talk sports betting, go start a thread there.
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Old 11-12-2018, 01:06 AM   #13870
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ok so i am sitting in the ****ty train , on tilt, not because i lost money but how the lakers blew that game. i start betting 500$ a spin, wifi is suprisingly good . i never watch my spins, so i walk around in the train a few seconds and then check my phone if i won or not. 5 minutes later i lost 2500$. how did i loose this money so fast i asked myself....now i am scared a little bit, i know in my mind, i can't escape now, i either win it all bavk or go bust in a old fvking train in the middle of nowhere. guess a new low hit me :/

nevermind right as i wa ted to play big boy roulette wifi goes down. do i really deserve this? 30 minutes without internet and 3000$ in the hole go by.

but i have a masterplan, 1000$ a spin on 5 numbers..hit me baby!!! btw the trainnis filled with people now and i have to cover my phone so i can't see the spin. i lose, repeat, i lose again and again. down to my last 3000$. i bet 300 a number and pray to god i hit. i cover my phone and don't even want to look at it. suddenly i hear the voice of chip movements..what is this? i thought i turned off the sound..am i getting crazy in my mind??! i slowly look down at my phone and i see 10800$ in my balance...real life? i stayed pretty calm and watched out of the window..what a relief..holy crap i escaped!!!how??!!

the end.

just one of a few crazy gambling stories in 2018
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Old 11-12-2018, 01:17 AM   #13871
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ok so i am sitting in the ****ty train , on tilt, not because i lost money but how the lakers blew that game. i start betting 500$ a spin, wifi is suprisingly good . i never watch my spins, so i walk around in the train a few seconds and then check my phone if i won or not. 5 minutes later i lost 2500$. how did i loose this money so fast i asked myself....now i am scared a little bit, i know in my mind, i can't escape now, i either win it all bavk or go bust in a old fvking train in the middle of nowhere. guess a new low hit me :/



nevermind right as i wa ted to play big boy roulette wifi goes down. do i really deserve this? 30 minutes without internet and 3000$ in the hole go by.



but i have a masterplan, 1000$ a spin on 5 numbers..hit me baby!!! btw the trainnis filled with people now and i have to cover my phone so i can't see the spin. i lose, repeat, i lose again and again. down to my last 3000$. i bet 300 a number and pray to god i hit. i cover my phone and don't even want to look at it. suddenly i hear the voice of chip movements..what is this? i thought i turned off the sound..am i getting crazy in my mind??! i slowly look down at my phone and i see 10800$ in my balance...real life? i stayed pretty calm and watched out of the window..what a relief..holy crap i escaped!!!how??!!



the end.



just one of a few crazy gambling stories in 2018


What number did you hit? Down to your last $300 from what start like 10k? Sick train ride
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Old 11-12-2018, 10:35 AM   #13872
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i bet 3000 split on numbers..i honestly can't remember which number i hit because i never watch my spins
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Old Yesterday, 11:45 PM   #13873
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Okay.

This thread is going back to what it is. A degen thread. Stories of being a degen. Etc

All other posts will be deleted.

If you want your own blog start a new thread (in the right area of 2+2) or want to talk sports betting, go start a thread there.
Thank you thank you thank you. Finally!
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Old Today, 08:05 AM   #13874
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Came here to enjoy some deep degen stories. Ended up looking at sport bets intentions. Thread is going south. Just like Freddy

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