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I ran like Fedor Holz this weekend to break even. I am taking my roll off again.

Had Dallas and Pats in a Parlay last night.
Had Suns earlier in weekend for +600.

I really need to keep my roll OFF the site. Praise Bill Belichick and the Patriots.

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12-18-2017 , 02:03 PM

#12852

CornFlakeZig

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 20

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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO

Chances are since it’s been about a day since you made that post it’s already into the degen abyss of tilted blackjack and roulette bets.

Actually not, i won another 3k, my account now stands at 13k, but the casino have a 5k limit withdrawal per week, so my first cashout is processed and on its way, but i have to deal with the classic casino bull**** stall tactics for the other 8k, they perfectly know my degen tendencies, so they basically tell me my cashout will not proceed if i ban myself for a month, well classic bull****, i never saw this anywhere.

So trying to stay composed and win this war.

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12-18-2017 , 04:13 PM

#12853

SuperSwag

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,765

My casino is doing the same. They want more information from me even though last time they cashed out no problem.

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12-18-2017 , 05:22 PM

#12854

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

have your friend change your password and your reset password email account ldo

get money off, shut down account, hookers and blow until its all gone imo ainec

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12-18-2017 , 05:27 PM

#12855

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by CornFlakeZig

Is there no way for you to reverse that $5k withdrawal? Would be a shame to only have $8k online when you can burn through $13k don't you think?

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12-18-2017 , 05:35 PM

#12856

CornFlakeZig

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 20

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

have your friend change your password and your reset password email account ldo

get money off, shut down account, hookers and blow until its all gone imo ainec

I was planning to do this, only valid option knowing myself. Also hookers and blow are mandatory, ur welcome to join the festivities if ur in Paris area, will upload pics if someone is interested.

Also Kelvis, what's wrong with you, tell me your story

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12-20-2017 , 07:41 PM

#12857

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

I h8 france and steelers they just never win when i back them and always win when i dont

buzzing when steelers score td and turn of the game , big treble had steelers last leg so go out for the night all happy and stuff

Check balance 0 wtf then get nfl scores up and see that the pats have done it again like they did in the superbowl

I know i should back them but for some reason i ALWAYS back against brady and co

Because you know they dont seem that good on paper and always getting nice loads of points but they still do it

Never been One to belive in god but starting think jesus is brady and god lived in new england....

Last edited by Singasong2222; 12-20-2017 at 07:43 PM. Reason: i want my one time fir xmas

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12-24-2017 , 07:10 PM

#12858

noxor

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 61

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

Sadly this is a true story, so please don't BS me about it not being true cuz it's going to hurt my feelings.

My dad, rest his soul, was married twice. His first marriage he had two kids, then his wife got pregnant a third time with Johnny. When Johnny was 6 years old, my dad and his 1st wife were arguing, she yelled at my dad, "Johnny is not your son! hahahahaha!" That's how Johnny AND my dad found out that my dad's first wife was a whore.

My dad and wife #1 divorced. My dad still considered Johnny his son, but needless to say, Johnny's life was pretty f-ed up.

When I was a little kid I met Johnny twice. He seemed cool, he was an artist and he loved to paint. Johnny battled depression, and he seemed directionless.

When Johnny was 26 he was playing cards in a friend's apartment. He got dealt his hand. He looked down at it, said, "I got dealt a terrible hand, just like in life". Then he walked over to the window, opened it, and jumped down to his death.

My family has it's fair share of sad stories and this is surely one of them.

R.I.P. Johnny.

damn. this reminds me of a fat band kid i knew in high school who was drinking sprite zero and randomly said "its a sprite zero, just like me." but im pretty sure he hasnt killed himself yet.

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12-24-2017 , 07:50 PM

#12859

BmrBrian2018

banned

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 55

Just LOL at you degens

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12-25-2017 , 11:01 AM

#12860

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

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Originally Posted by noxor

damn. this reminds me of a fat band kid i knew in high school who was drinking sprite zero and randomly said "its a sprite zero, just like me." but im pretty sure he hasnt killed himself yet.

rip jonny

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12-26-2017 , 10:22 AM

#12861

jcorb

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,978

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Originally Posted by SuperSwag

My casino is doing the same. They want more information from me even though last time they cashed out no problem.

Is it possible to have a friend or relative set up an account on the same site, play them heads up, intentionally donk all the money to them and have them cash out and give you the funds?

Seems like it would work but since online poker is rigged and they never want to pay out I quit like 10 years ago.

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12-26-2017 , 09:16 PM

#12862

Amnesia_Haze

banned

Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 303

^ great idea. What could go wrong?

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12-27-2017 , 12:04 AM

#12863

AllJackedUp

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 2,650

I'm like 98% sure that chip dumping is one of the things that will prevent a cash out from being approved.

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01-05-2018 , 12:59 PM

#12864

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

Just open this thread seen a tumble weed

why 2plus2 put beats brags in a hard find place?

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01-06-2018 , 02:50 PM

#12865

leanmachiene

stranger

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 3

I don't think 2p2 sees as much traffic as it used to. Seems to be kinda dead minus the small communities within it

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using Tapatalk

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01-08-2018 , 10:02 PM

#12866

cafepoker

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 273

Poker is dead. Everyone is betting on Bitcoin and getting rich. Esp. Whales.

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01-09-2018 , 12:23 AM

#12867

Derek4real

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 128

2+2 may be dead but poker and degen definitely arent.

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01-09-2018 , 10:24 PM

#12868

leanmachiene

stranger

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 3

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Originally Posted by Derek4real

2+2 may be dead but poker and degen definitely arent.

Agreed the need for a legit BTC/Crypto poker network is there. Degenerates will go on. But the ones willing to tell their life story on the internet are a select few.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using Tapatalk

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01-09-2018 , 10:41 PM

#12869

playinggameswithu

banned

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 189

OMG!!!!!!!!! This is not what the Casino commercials told me about gaming.I'v been lied to.

I am still the king of DeGen story.If I told you i'd get IP located and end up in a State Pen. for atleast 20 years. Feels bad man.

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01-11-2018 , 08:26 PM

#12870

loololollo

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 653

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Originally Posted by Snipes

*** it let me do it now.

I won 150k. I spent 50k alone on the car. Paid the 3 year lease up front. Love it.

Spent another 5k helping my parents get some furniture. Blew another 10k on APple products alone. Other misc shopping like high end useless **** like DnG hoodies lmao and donating to charity etc etc I have blown over 80k.

I still ended up in Vegas at100k after all that ****. One thing I'm not happy about is even though I cut down the gambling a lot..I had a lot of days where I punted 10-20k on dumb bets. I chased them all back with success because my bankroll was big and also cz I got lucky. I just enver took a ****ing break because I am a degen.

Anyways I ended up in Vegas close to 100k after winning another 25k parlay to recover some losses. I am loving life. We get to the cosmo and I am feeling so zen I don't even want to ****ing play. **** it. It's all -EV anyways let me just enjoy my life and spend time with my GF. We go to the Aria first night..I let her play roulette. She doesn't even know how much she's betting cz the chips r colored. She's up over 600 betting numbers. Ends up losing 90% of it and goes " i think i have lost my winnings let's go". She ends up +75. I decide to sit on BJ. I hit n Run a table and make $800. Ship.

Send her to spa next day even though it's overpriced AF. She goes and enjoys. I still hold back on tables. We go out again and I end up winning another $500 at cosmo BJ.

All the BJ sessions thus far (15min max) were with her by my side and I am up. Then I go to Aria again to eat at Carbone. ****ing Resto doesn't open till 5pm so we have 15min left. GF says let's go casino. In my degen head I already knew these 15min were going to cost me money. I lost $3k in front of her in like 7min. This was $ I took for shopping so I had it all on me. She was a little terrified I guess she hasn't seen that side of me. I told her..babe don't worry this was nothing. She says ok. We go eat.

I have a great dinner. I end up drinking too much. Come back to room I roll a spliff and smoke it. Down about 2k on the trip no biggie. Chillin on the balcony and smoking my hookah. All of a sudden I get fkn dizzy. Not sure why. I smoke a lot of weed..tobacco and I can drink pretty good too. I go on the bed and I tell her I'm ****ed please let me close my eyes and rest. She says no problem...gets me water from downstairs and some advil. I PTFO for 2 hrs. I wake up and I feel brand new. She was patiently waiting for me to wake up.

I wake up and she goes what's the plan! I'm like let's go walk around and go see a couple more Hotels and then grab a nice dinner again so get ready. She starts putting on a dress and it's Sat night so I tell her babe I am going to go place a bet at the sportsbook for tomorrow I'll be back in 5min. I've never placed a bet at a book in Vegas so I was doing it for the novelty.

I ran out of cash so I took a cash advance of 2k from the ATM. I'm going towards the book and I decide to sit on the table. 2 min later I am at 0. OK np..down 4kish on the trip, ket's get another advance and place parlay.

Get another 2k. Same story. ANother 2k same story. Another 4k same story. Another 4k same story. Another 5k same story..and so on until I am stuck about 25k.

I get another 4k and I sit at the table. I open with 2k hands and in no time I am at ****ing 25k which is even for hte trip. An hour has passed now. Not because I was playing so much.. I was barely playing because each hand was usually 50% of my BR. The cash ****ing advances were taking forever. Go to ATM..pay $144 for a fkn cash advance..take to cashier..wait for approval etc etc. I did this like 15x all while my gf is waiting for me. I told her 5 MINUTEs. 10 MAX. IT's been an hour and I am dodging all calls and texts.

Anyways time to go I am at 25k. Will apologize to her and buy her something ncie. She deservers it. Nope. Decide to bet $5k a hand. 3 spots.

20 11 11 dealer shows a 5. LOL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I was almost thinking..man why double let's just hit them and walk away with a nice win. Obv I Doubled.

20 21 19. Dealer shows 10 behind 5. Ace. 5. 21.

Dead. 5k left. Bet it on next hand. Dealer BJ.

AFter this I lost another 15k between sports and tables. -40k on the trip. I would say I played total BJ of about 1hr the entire trip MAX. Lost it all that quick. DID NOT EVEN BOTHER TO GET THE ****ING COMP CARD AT THE CASINo. DID NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE DRINK. NO I DO NOT WANT A MASSAGE WHY WOULD I WANT A MASSAGE LMAO IM LOSING LIKE 5k A HAND. DIDN'T EVEN GO SIT IN THE HIGH ROLLER ROOM. DID THIS ALL ON MAIN FLOOR. WENT UPSTAIRS AND GF GAVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT. I FELT LIKE ****. LOL MAN SO DEGEN. Vegas got the fkn best of me i tell u. But I went to bed..woke up next day had 2 days of Vegas left. Did not gamble a cent. IT was in the morning while smoking my hookah I finally felt ****ing peace after I won all that $. My life changed. I went from -250 to having $. Nothing can change that. I love my car. I love my life. How much do I have left? $60k after spending about 80? Wow. Looks like i'm about even after a month of sportsbetting that was up and down and after getting raped up the ass in Vegas. I haven't gambled since that BJ session.

Anyways that's where I'm at now. Still a degen..trying to be better. Tired or I would've wrote the **** out of this.

9/10 good read

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01-17-2018 , 07:47 PM

#12871

Stu Ungar

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 4,966

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Originally Posted by cafepoker

Poker is dead. Everyone is betting on Bitcoin and getting ****ed.

FIFY..and WTF happened to this thread? Used to be one of the best on 2+2..

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01-18-2018 , 10:38 AM

#12872

Crackillac

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 64

Finally back home.

Mexico went as great as it could have gone. Buuut my first time in Vegas went about as bad as it could have gone. Money wise at least. Had a blast while it lasted...

Pics and first trip report ever incoming.

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01-18-2018 , 12:41 PM

#12873

Seanbehn33

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 15

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Originally Posted by Crackillac

Sorry it didn't go well but +1 to trip report/ pics!

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01-18-2018 , 01:34 PM

#12874

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

Loaded up on jack and a eagle car insurance moner (degen bit) if lose sods law I crash,,,,,,,,,,,,

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01-19-2018 , 03:00 PM

#12875

Amnesia_Haze

banned

Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 303

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Originally Posted by Singasong2222

Loaded up on jack and a eagle car insurance moner (degen bit) if lose sods law I crash,,,,,,,,,,,,

Couldn't have said it better myself...

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