Degen Stories....
10-28-2017
, 08:52 PM
Some new guys will see themselves.
This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.
First, it is very easy to be ahead. In the short run, EVERYONE is ahead at some point.
That is the entire basis of a casino game, to suck people in. In the LONG RUN, is when everyone loses. Short run, anything can happen.
You can be up $1000 from a starting bankroll of $50.
Then the reaction. Jolt of energy?
When a non-addict wins $20k, he is just calm and satisfied.
This is why degens are better off killing themselves instead of gambling.
Same outcome. I could literally give a degen $10,000,000 of free cash,
and the degen would lose it ALL before 24 hours is up.
A true sickness. A degen can go to $120k and NOT pay off his 4k debt.
As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.
Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.
The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.
He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.
This is the degen bankroll.
Here's how it works.
Degen will have a nice win at a casino.
Normal people will go on with their lives.
Degen brings that $750 back next weekend,
along with his rent check and uncashed paycheck....
He will then put the entire $5,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $10,000.
He will then put the entire $10,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $20,000.
He will then put the entire $20,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $40,000.
Now, degen starts using his advanced math skillz....
The odds of 4 reds in a row are 1/16 or 6%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $40,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $80,000.
The odds of 5 reds in a row are 1/32 or 3%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $80,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $160,000.
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
He knows when to not push his luck, where others get sucked.
The odds of 6 reds in a row are 1/64 or 1.5%
But, degen is in that rare 1.5% of genuis psychic gamblers!!
Where mere pussies would walk away, degen is going to RULE THE WORLD
He will then put the entire $160,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $320,000.
The odds of 7 reds in a row are 1/128 or under 1%
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
Time to roll to black, like the genius James Bond he truly is!
He will then put the entire $320,000 on Black.
It comes red. He now has $0.
Stupid table does't understand math!!
The odds of 7 reds is like under 1%.
BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.
TL;DR: Don't ever go to a casino ever again, and your life will be better in every way.
10-28-2017
, 09:07 PM
10-28-2017
, 09:56 PM
10-29-2017
, 01:32 AM
10-29-2017
, 10:28 PM
Quote:
It's time for my legendary degen summary.
Some new guys will see themselves.
This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.
First, it is very easy to be ahead. In the short run, EVERYONE is ahead at some point.
That is the entire basis of a casino game, to suck people in. In the LONG RUN, is when everyone loses. Short run, anything can happen.
You can be up $1000 from a starting bankroll of $50.
Then the reaction. Jolt of energy?
When a non-addict wins $20k, he is just calm and satisfied.
This is why degens are better off killing themselves instead of gambling.
Same outcome. I could literally give a degen $10,000,000 of free cash,
and the degen would lose it ALL before 24 hours is up.
A true sickness. A degen can go to $120k and NOT pay off his 4k debt.
As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.
Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.
The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.
He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.
This is the degen bankroll.
Here's how it works.
Degen will have a nice win at a casino.
Normal people will go on with their lives.
Degen brings that $750 back next weekend,
along with his rent check and uncashed paycheck....
He will then put the entire $5,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $10,000.
He will then put the entire $10,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $20,000.
He will then put the entire $20,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $40,000.
Now, degen starts using his advanced math skillz....
The odds of 4 reds in a row are 1/16 or 6%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $40,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $80,000.
The odds of 5 reds in a row are 1/32 or 3%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $80,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $160,000.
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
He knows when to not push his luck, where others get sucked.
The odds of 6 reds in a row are 1/64 or 1.5%
But, degen is in that rare 1.5% of genuis psychic gamblers!!
Where mere pussies would walk away, degen is going to RULE THE WORLD
He will then put the entire $160,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $320,000.
The odds of 7 reds in a row are 1/128 or under 1%
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
Time to roll to black, like the genius James Bond he truly is!
He will then put the entire $320,000 on Black.
It comes red. He now has $0.
Stupid table does't understand math!!
The odds of 7 reds is like under 1%.
BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.
TL;DR: Don't ever go to a casino ever again, and your life will be better in every way.
Some new guys will see themselves.
This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.
First, it is very easy to be ahead. In the short run, EVERYONE is ahead at some point.
That is the entire basis of a casino game, to suck people in. In the LONG RUN, is when everyone loses. Short run, anything can happen.
You can be up $1000 from a starting bankroll of $50.
Then the reaction. Jolt of energy?
When a non-addict wins $20k, he is just calm and satisfied.
This is why degens are better off killing themselves instead of gambling.
Same outcome. I could literally give a degen $10,000,000 of free cash,
and the degen would lose it ALL before 24 hours is up.
A true sickness. A degen can go to $120k and NOT pay off his 4k debt.
As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.
Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.
The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.
He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.
This is the degen bankroll.
Here's how it works.
Degen will have a nice win at a casino.
Normal people will go on with their lives.
Degen brings that $750 back next weekend,
along with his rent check and uncashed paycheck....
He will then put the entire $5,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $10,000.
He will then put the entire $10,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $20,000.
He will then put the entire $20,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $40,000.
Now, degen starts using his advanced math skillz....
The odds of 4 reds in a row are 1/16 or 6%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $40,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $80,000.
The odds of 5 reds in a row are 1/32 or 3%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $80,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $160,000.
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
He knows when to not push his luck, where others get sucked.
The odds of 6 reds in a row are 1/64 or 1.5%
But, degen is in that rare 1.5% of genuis psychic gamblers!!
Where mere pussies would walk away, degen is going to RULE THE WORLD
He will then put the entire $160,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $320,000.
The odds of 7 reds in a row are 1/128 or under 1%
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
Time to roll to black, like the genius James Bond he truly is!
He will then put the entire $320,000 on Black.
It comes red. He now has $0.
Stupid table does't understand math!!
The odds of 7 reds is like under 1%.
BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.
TL;DR: Don't ever go to a casino ever again, and your life will be better in every way.
Only degen here is you
You degen at being a human being.
10-30-2017
, 05:50 AM
Maybe it’s new, good for me though. I’m happy as **** I didn’t bust my account but still bored without gambling. Think it’s time for the gym ‘for real’ this time. Have my last two defenders bets this Saturday. Betting on Bisping and Wonderboy. Lost the rest.
10-30-2017
, 06:56 AM
Quote:
No problem man, didn’t mean to sound like an ass if I did. Honestly it might be a new thing, I used to play on quite a few sites and you weren’t allowed to ban the casino, sports book, or poker separately. It used to be a site wide exclusion or nothing.
Maybe it’s new, good for me though. I’m happy as **** I didn’t bust my account but still bored without gambling. Think it’s time for the gym ‘for real’ this time. Have my last two defenders bets this Saturday. Betting on Bisping and Wonderboy. Lost the rest.
Maybe it’s new, good for me though. I’m happy as **** I didn’t bust my account but still bored without gambling. Think it’s time for the gym ‘for real’ this time. Have my last two defenders bets this Saturday. Betting on Bisping and Wonderboy. Lost the rest.
10-31-2017
, 02:42 PM
I also did well by my standards gambling before I turned all degen playing roulette and ****.
Said I'd post a screenshot when I wasn't drunk, and if losers like you need more proof, I'll post my account history how much I was taking in and out of roulette if I can find out how to on a Mac. I swear you used to be able to to do it on PC right from the website, but I'm not seeing it on mac.
I used to have 0 funds in my account, but the withdrawal was cancelled and put back into my account. The reason is I have to verify a prepaid card I withdrew with 3 months ago. I ran into this problem the last time I tried to cash out and they said it was just their system bugging up, I was free to withdraw. Don't care, will wait them out for this money and go somewhere sunny, **** Vancouver weather. I swear every winter I forget how **** the weather is here for 8 months out of the year, and we're just about to hit November.
11-01-2017
, 02:08 PM
Quote:
It's time for my legendary degen summary.
Some new guys will see themselves.
This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.
First, it is very easy to be ahead. In the short run, EVERYONE is ahead at some point.
That is the entire basis of a casino game, to suck people in. In the LONG RUN, is when everyone loses. Short run, anything can happen.
You can be up $1000 from a starting bankroll of $50.
Then the reaction. Jolt of energy?
When a non-addict wins $20k, he is just calm and satisfied.
This is why degens are better off killing themselves instead of gambling.
Same outcome. I could literally give a degen $10,000,000 of free cash,
and the degen would lose it ALL before 24 hours is up.
A true sickness. A degen can go to $120k and NOT pay off his 4k debt.
As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.
Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.
The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.
He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.
This is the degen bankroll.
Here's how it works.
Degen will have a nice win at a casino.
Normal people will go on with their lives.
Degen brings that $750 back next weekend,
along with his rent check and uncashed paycheck....
He will then put the entire $5,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $10,000.
He will then put the entire $10,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $20,000.
He will then put the entire $20,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $40,000.
Now, degen starts using his advanced math skillz....
The odds of 4 reds in a row are 1/16 or 6%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $40,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $80,000.
The odds of 5 reds in a row are 1/32 or 3%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $80,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $160,000.
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
He knows when to not push his luck, where others get sucked.
The odds of 6 reds in a row are 1/64 or 1.5%
But, degen is in that rare 1.5% of genuis psychic gamblers!!
Where mere pussies would walk away, degen is going to RULE THE WORLD
He will then put the entire $160,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $320,000.
The odds of 7 reds in a row are 1/128 or under 1%
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
Time to roll to black, like the genius James Bond he truly is!
He will then put the entire $320,000 on Black.
It comes red. He now has $0.
Stupid table does't understand math!!
The odds of 7 reds is like under 1%.
BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.
TL;DR: Don't ever go to a casino ever again, and your life will be better in every way.
Some new guys will see themselves.
This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.
First, it is very easy to be ahead. In the short run, EVERYONE is ahead at some point.
That is the entire basis of a casino game, to suck people in. In the LONG RUN, is when everyone loses. Short run, anything can happen.
You can be up $1000 from a starting bankroll of $50.
Then the reaction. Jolt of energy?
When a non-addict wins $20k, he is just calm and satisfied.
This is why degens are better off killing themselves instead of gambling.
Same outcome. I could literally give a degen $10,000,000 of free cash,
and the degen would lose it ALL before 24 hours is up.
A true sickness. A degen can go to $120k and NOT pay off his 4k debt.
As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.
Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.
The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.
He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.
This is the degen bankroll.
Here's how it works.
Degen will have a nice win at a casino.
Normal people will go on with their lives.
Degen brings that $750 back next weekend,
along with his rent check and uncashed paycheck....
He will then put the entire $5,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $10,000.
He will then put the entire $10,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $20,000.
He will then put the entire $20,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $40,000.
Now, degen starts using his advanced math skillz....
The odds of 4 reds in a row are 1/16 or 6%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $40,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $80,000.
The odds of 5 reds in a row are 1/32 or 3%
But, red is HOT...so...
He will then put the entire $80,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $160,000.
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
He knows when to not push his luck, where others get sucked.
The odds of 6 reds in a row are 1/64 or 1.5%
But, degen is in that rare 1.5% of genuis psychic gamblers!!
Where mere pussies would walk away, degen is going to RULE THE WORLD
He will then put the entire $160,000 on Red.
He will win. He now has $320,000.
The odds of 7 reds in a row are 1/128 or under 1%
Now, degen is smart.
He's been gambling for years!
This is his PROFESSION.
Time to roll to black, like the genius James Bond he truly is!
He will then put the entire $320,000 on Black.
It comes red. He now has $0.
Stupid table does't understand math!!
The odds of 7 reds is like under 1%.
BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.
TL;DR: Don't ever go to a casino ever again, and your life will be better in every way.
11-01-2017
, 03:53 PM
11-02-2017
, 07:06 PM
11-03-2017
, 06:11 AM
11-03-2017
, 04:22 PM
11-03-2017
, 04:51 PM
I just can't take it anymore. 
Saved hardly 1k by working my ass off the last couple of days to throw it away in 1 hour by playing fkn roulette.
Debts getting bigger and bigger and I just can't quit playing stupid casino games instead of grinding my way back slowly.
Saved hardly 1k by working my ass off the last couple of days to throw it away in 1 hour by playing fkn roulette.
Debts getting bigger and bigger and I just can't quit playing stupid casino games instead of grinding my way back slowly.