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Old Yesterday, 03:58 PM   #12626
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Re: Degen Stories....

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I'm gonna mute you now.

I really cannot tell if you're a troll or mildly retarded.
He muted me weeks ago
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Old Yesterday, 04:05 PM   #12627
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Re: Degen Stories....

What this this a ****ing sportsbetting thread?

More degen stories, less of this BS
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Old Yesterday, 04:06 PM   #12628
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What this this a ****ing sportsbetting thread?

More degen stories, less of this BS
If I didn't have 7 different jag-offs attempting to troll me I wouldn't have to troll them back.
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Old Yesterday, 04:10 PM   #12629
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Oh snap Ex_Matt's mom just had a fight with her pimp. He smacked that ho down yo.
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Old Yesterday, 04:11 PM   #12630
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Re: Degen Stories....

Something about her not wanting to do anal with all Ex_Matt's friends any more.
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Old Yesterday, 04:15 PM   #12631
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It took you 2 posts to come up with anal sex?
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Old Yesterday, 04:30 PM   #12632
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It took you 2 posts to come up with anal sex?
Getting the word live from the street. There's a slight delay. She has since apologized and offered free BJ's to the block.
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Old Yesterday, 04:33 PM   #12633
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Getting the word live from the street. There's a slight delay. She has since apologized and offered free BJ's to the block.
So are you angry that someone is stealing your customer's?
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Old Yesterday, 04:39 PM   #12634
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Re: Degen Stories....

SF sounds like a safe pick. I'm going with exmatt on this one...
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Old Yesterday, 04:45 PM   #12635
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sf is only going to be +200 or so. that's not enough, is it?
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Old Yesterday, 04:45 PM   #12636
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So are you angry that someone is stealing your customer's?
My ho's don't work here. They actually have some class.
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Old Yesterday, 04:50 PM   #12637
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sf is only going to be +200 or so. that's not enough, is it?
They are by far an underdog however I think theyre gonna pull it off.

Party Poker moneyline has them at 3.00x so that would be +300?? i dunno it seems like a mistake unless theyre trying to sucker people in.


and Kelvis....your posts are awful and not funny...

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Old Yesterday, 04:53 PM   #12638
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They are by far an underdog however I think theyre gonna pull it off.

Party Poker moneyline has them at 3.00x so that would be +300?? i dunno it seems like a mistake unless theyre trying to sucker people in.
yes, that's +300.

https://www.docsports.com/nfl-odds.html

out of 4 books posted here, they avg +202.5. I was all in on +300, but I guess too good to be true, at least for me. I might bet the spread tho, +6.
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Old Yesterday, 04:54 PM   #12639
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Doesnt change the fact I was right.



If you knew the lions would score 38 points without knowing what the saints put up, I'm sure you would of bet A LOT more than $100.


What the **** does this even mean???
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Old Yesterday, 05:22 PM   #12640
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What the **** does this even mean???
It means the game played out as I thought it would but no one is gonna predict 3 INT's i think 2 of which were pick 6's which accounted for the difference in the game?

Thats why they play the games...and given the fact they were +290 is it really shocking that they lost?

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MAHP check here

https://sports.partypoker.com/en/spo...=35&sportId=11

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Old Yesterday, 05:44 PM   #12641
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I'm in usa, not even allowed on their site lol.
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Old Yesterday, 06:37 PM   #12642
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Congrats to Ex-Matt for single-handedly AIDSing up this once great thread..
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Old Yesterday, 06:39 PM   #12643
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Will MTT lose a 3-1 lead to Ex_Matt in the culling
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Old Yesterday, 07:49 PM   #12644
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Old Yesterday, 09:28 PM   #12645
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SF sounds like a safe pick. I'm going with exmatt on this one...
Not touch San Fran at +300 moneyline and would probably stay away +7.5 spread

Kansas city chiefs -3 they were unlucky against the Pitts and can see them bounces down the field like a kangaroo......
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Old Yesterday, 09:29 PM   #12646
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Will MTT lose a 3-1 lead to Ex_Matt in the culling
Content is content Kent bro......
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Old Yesterday, 09:33 PM   #12647
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Congrats to Ex-Matt for single-handedly AIDSing up this once great thread..
Content is content to be considered for the first time since I was in the first place for a thing and I ain't your bro and I ain't gonna get a good time for a few days after the pentathlon so much for your business is the day of my life is not responsible for any reason why you should use the same thing as an alternative way to go through the first place and the first time........
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Old Today, 04:10 AM   #12648
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My last post I was drunk and down to $17k from my $30k bink...

Well that dwindled down to $10k today. Was on raging life tilt, and bet it all mostly on second 12. I mute roulette, and put it down to the bottom of the screen. When the slow motion replay starts, I pull the browser up. My stomach just drops. Why couldn't I be happy with my $30k bink? Why couldn't I just play mid-stakes PLO with a bit of it, and spend the rest on cool things. Why am I such a retard. Why, why, why, why. Amazing how fast your mind can race in the few seconds before the ball drops in a number.

The ball drops down into 30 and 8, so far from the numbers I bet. ****. The soul crushing dread is going down my body. Way too far away from any of my numbers. It is still bouncing and hits 23, I don't have 23. Still bouncing... and it bounces out into 5. Still bouncing but I already know it's going nowhere, and just then it started teetering on the edge of 24 and 5. Didn't matter, I knew it was going back into 5. It went into 24.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY ****KKKKKKKK, THE EUPHORIA, IT WAS LIKE A WARM BLANKET OF FEEL GOOD **** YOU TO THE UNIVERSE, HOLY ****TTT

If I had to bet my entire life on that ball going into 5, I would have. It looked like it defied all physics, it was like jesus christ himself blew on it just enough to keep me sane(ish).

$33300 exactly bink. This never happens, and never twice in a row, but I was saved big twice. I cashed out $28k, and was going to ban myself for a few days. The cashout wouldn't even begin to process until all my deposits went through. I'd have to ban myself for like a week. You know what, **** that, I'll play a bit of PLO and control myself. $5300 to play with.

I start playing $2/4 and 3/6 PLO. Was instantly down like $3000 CAD. Not gonna lie, I was playing horribly and deserved to lose, but had $2k left. Then I got two outered by some dude with a fkn russian name in a $1900 pot and went on epic tilt again. I start googling some questionable things about russians that probably got me put on a list somewhere, and blowing up in chat on monkey tilt

I decided to bet all my money on black. Quintessential black. If I lose, I'll ban myself and let that cashout go through. If I win I'll degen hypers or some****. I lost. Instantly cancelled $1k of the cashout to 'spin it back up.'

Lost.

Cancelled another $2k. Lost.

Cancelled another $5k. Looooost.

At this point I have $20k left and start thinking rationally and this is where the story ends unfortunately. I can pay off a few things, buy some nice furniture, chill with the rest. Just ****ing kidding. I cancel the full $20k.

I bet $2500 on black, win. Bet the $2500 profit on third 12, win again. At this point I calm down only betting $1,000 on first, second, or third 12. Seems I can't lose, I'm at a peak of $43k. Just dreaming of 50k. I keep martingaling $500 bets and losing. I'm down to like 33k. At this point they say there is one spin left before the roulette wheel goes down for scheduled cleaning. Wtf, I've never seen this bull**** in my life. They can't just take roulette away from me when I'm tilting trying to get to 50k. I bet $5k spread out on my favourite numbers, and the screen cuts out. A pop up comes up pretty much saying roulette is down, come back later. Don't know exactly what it said, I think I took a screenshot tho.

It doesn't show us what came up, no video, just this annoying pop up. I'm trying to reload furiously from the client, to no avail. I go on the website to try and load it, and I'm caught off guard by my balance.



BINK! That oh so good euphoria is back. For a second, then my mind is back concentrating on getting to 50k.

My girlfriend finds out about the 47k, and I finally am somewhat rational. I ban myself from the casino and poker for 30 days. I say somewhat rational, because I didn't ban myself from the sportsbook.

I want that 50k even.

I know sweet **** all about most sports, so I need to find a bet I am absolutely 110% sure about, one I'd bet my entire life and then some on... and then bet the opposite team. Then im a guaranteed win. I need help from some fellow degens, I need a bet to win $3k on... if you suggest something and I bet it and win, I'll ship you $200 on party or bitcoin or whatever

Im kinda sad cause I know this only ends one way if I keep playing... I had a 67% chance of losing my entire roll twice now and beat those odds

Brag: 47k
Beat: Canadian $

I always thought there was a way to see what number came up after the fact for bets and ****, but I can't figure it out on a mac. Still getting used to it. Seems a few options/tools aren't there. Anyone help? On my statements it just says how much I bought into a session in the casino, and how much I cashed out with
Ehh...... "how 2 kill succesfully" ? Found what you were looking for?
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Old Today, 04:37 AM   #12649
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Haven't checked this thread in a week or two but I see ex Matt is still stinking up the joint 😪
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