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10-07-2017 , 02:53 PM
spinax ps
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10-07-2017 , 06:21 PM
Snipes, don't tell the GF. At least not all of it or even most of it in one story. The hiding it factor will break her heart and trust if it's just one big secret. There's a tactful way to expose yourself over some time.
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10-07-2017 , 07:15 PM
Please update us....
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10-07-2017 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by timrud
Please update us....
its degen stories dude. you know he isn't going to cash it out...
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10-07-2017 , 10:15 PM
just gotta get to $250,000 right?
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10-08-2017 , 05:49 AM
If you don't pay off, you will regret it forever. Good luck on doing the right thing.


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10-08-2017 , 05:58 AM
It is a way of life. Most of us are rooting for a feelgood ending, but all of us realize this is the degen thread. Just be happy we have good stories to read.
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10-08-2017 , 07:56 AM
Pay your debt then have debt free sex, it feels better.
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10-08-2017 , 08:40 AM
Stop leading us on and update us snipes.

You little slut, giving me blue balls over this
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10-08-2017 , 12:08 PM
Snipes listen to me. Cash out and very carefully put everything into Bitcoin. There is an update coming in less than 15 days called Bitcoin Gold. It allocates owners of Bitcoin with the same amount of the Gold coin. You are looking at a guaranteed win of %10. With an upside towards %50 if history repeats itself.

Last july this happened with Bitcoin Cash. Bitcoin went from $2000 to $5000. You can buy 1 coin for $4400 right now.

This is a good bet Snipes, no more baseball, just retire. It's perfect timing. Don't ignore this... research it!
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10-08-2017 , 07:11 PM
Snipes: If we could be serious for a moment.

Cash out, pay off the debt and don't expose your family to this train wreck any more.

Thank you.
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10-08-2017 , 07:18 PM
I like the blueballs comment.

DO NOT "invest" "it all" on bitcoin, altho if you like put $5-10k on that.

the thing is: his silence may mean that he did something really stupid...
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10-08-2017 , 11:27 PM
Went on tilt after Green Bay rivered Dallas for 100k bet. I was up to 310. Dumped 210 on kc. Guys my degen days are done. Waiting for money to come in to cash out. Screenshots coming. I'm going to Aruba with the girl and buying my 70k Audi. It's been fun. I almost lost it as expected...
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10-08-2017 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by M.A.H.P.'s
I like the blueballs comment.

DO NOT "invest" "it all" on bitcoin, altho if you like put $5-10k on that.

the thing is: his silence may mean that he did something really stupid...
Correct sir I did many stupid things.
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10-08-2017 , 11:30 PM
Final number 390k
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10-08-2017 , 11:39 PM
Damn, and even counted the win before the game is over.

A good way to go out.
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10-08-2017 , 11:41 PM
10 short of 400k tho
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10-08-2017 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by wil318466
Damn, and even counted the win before the game is over.

A good way to go out.


Up 19 with 5 min left had to
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10-08-2017 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Final number 390k


Enjoy it, man. Out of all debt, Audi, and Aruba. Incredible.
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10-09-2017 , 12:25 AM
What a ride


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10-09-2017 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
10 short of 400k tho
you're evil.
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10-09-2017 , 04:54 AM
It's 8-3 Yankees and my -200 bet on the Indians for stupid $ is looking real stupid right about now. How much have I bet on these damn Indians..it was supposed to be a sure win. I haven't missed a bet in a few days now..literally on fire. Houston just won game 2 by destroying the RedSox and my roll has grown to crazy numbers. Everyone told me to stop at 55..I didn't. 80 I didn't. 130 I didn't. Nobody is going to stop me. I am taking this to 1 million. But how can I if Kluber can't beat Sabathia?

It's still 8-3..I check my account balance: 0. If Cleveland wins..$115k..with about 60k pending in a parlay with the Dodgers. If I win I am at 240k. But how can I..I'm down 8-3. I have separate action on the DOdgers too..if I lose this I'll be at 40k. But I was just at 130..how could this happen! I've blown it..I will be miserable and broke forever. I will have to keep lying..I'll keep having secrets and eventually one day I'll break. I don't know how I do it. Truly. I think it's simply amazing. The degen mind is so strong that it gives you super powers. Powers like..you have the last game of a parlay for life ending money..and you're watching this game at the hookah bar you visit every day..and the server that always serves you comes and says "who do you think will win". Meanwhile your team is down 3 touchdowns and they're favoured by 6. How can any human respond to that server like a normal person? "I think the Falcons will win.." and then this stupid bogus conversation starts that's 7minutes long and in the middle of it Ryan throws a pick 6 and you're just so bust and finished..but you keep hanging on and you're able to muscle through this conversation without killing yourself. What I really wanted to say was "hey man I really like you I just am in a really bad place right now and I just need silence and I need to watch this and I hope you never speak to me again but it's nothing personal man I'm just in a bad spot". But you hang on..and you pull it together and he walks away smiling thinking he just had a solid fun conversation with you. That is the degen super power folks. I think I have held it together 300x without cracking in the past 6 months and I commend my disgusting self.

Anyways down 8-3...Lindor grand slam..Bruce ties it etc. I all of a sudden go from 0 or 40k if dodgets win to $115k or 240k if dodgers win. Dodgers win. I post here I am out of debt pretty much it's all over. I tell myself I will take the day off on Saturday..bet a bit on Sunday but most likely I'll keep it light and walk away with a good amount. Saturday comes..I bet 90k on the Dodgers. Bink. $310k roll. Wow that was easy. Nobody knows my boys in blue better than me. Easy win. Sunday comes along...

Start off light..20k Bengals..20k Det. Also had a 12k parlay with them 2 and the Dodgers. Bengals hit.. Det misses.. miss another small parlay..roll now $285k. DAK PRESCOTT IS A LOCK LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. DON'T ASK ME WHY BUT GB IS GOING DOWN EASY TONIGHT. 65 LARgE FOR THE BOYS -2.5. Game starts 21-6. WOOOOO BABY BACK IN THE 300s. Rodgers comes back takes the lead by 1. I smash cowboys ML at even money for another 40k. I AM OUT OF DEBT AND UP 35K IN LIFE BUT I HAVE WAGERED 105K ON THE COWBOYS. WHAT KIND OF A SICK **** AM I!?!??! Cowobys about to score..GB in play on pinny is at even money now. Time to hedge right? YES IT IS. I HEDGE FOR 40k.Game ends 34-31 Rodgers. This sone of a ****ing ***** man. You can't ****ing do this every time. How many game winning TDs does a man need in his ****ing life man. Honestly boys..we 're all gamblers and we understand that "you can't win em all" but holy **** Rodgers literally does so you may as well try and win them all. HE SCORES A TD WITH 1MIN LEFt. Now my roll is at $210k. I am sitting there on mass tilt..

But why are you on tilt? You took a shot man you missed. You still turned $1500 to $210000 in 6 days. 8 days ago you were dead and had to go to ATL and ask for money. Sorry, BEG for money. Now? YOU ARE FREE MAN. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GAMBLER? WHERE HE SAYS **** YOU AT THE END. LMAO THE FUNNY PART IS I THINK THE AMOUNT OF $ THAT WAS OWED IN THE GAMBLER IS SIMILAR TO WHAT I OWED. LIKE I AM LIVING A SAD MOVIE HERE. WALK AWAY MAN. But no..

OK so what do I need to bet to get to 310k?? HMMM ok Let's take KC for $120k. WOw that's a lot. IF you lose you're at $90k. Ok $90k is same as $50k let's take it for another $40k. Wait no the max is $60k let's just do $60k. IF I lose I can almost cover this month's mark. If I win I'm back at the high point. So now I have $40k back. $170k riding on the Chiefs. Right before tip off I empty the account. Because 40k is same as 0 now. LOL

And the Chiefs just kept on rolling. The horseshoe stuck in my ass. I have been rivered a lot in my life. But the last 2 months I rivered big with Eric Hosmer. Now I rivered with teh Cleveland Indians 2 days ago. But most of all..I won my biggest bet ever of $210k from the start. KC came out guns blazing and Houston lost JJ Watt. That game ended fast. Still I was scared till the very end where KC got that punt return for a TD...but damn man lucky to win a $210k bet without sweating TOO much.

Anyways $390k. Withdrew $353k. Left 30k..the other 7k I Am accounting for is the DOdgers future bet I have to beat ARizona. Debt number is 250..so I am +140k. That's how this story ends folks. I have withdrawn my $ from pinnacle and I have received and e-mail from Zin Jhang that the withdrawal is being processed.

It's been quite a ride. I don't know what to say anymore. I seem to say "it's been quite a ride" every day. But yeah It's been nuts. Thanks for hanging in and for all the kind advice. I think the point of my entire story is that..degens will degen. I didn't have many stories anymore I was basically blogging..but you see the same degen habits in those updates that you see in the stories. It's actually amazing how degen I am. I can't believe I was dead and I am now typing this. The crazy part is I felt no explosion after KC. I was normal I was calm. It's weird. I celebrated so much when Eric Hosmer bailed me out 2 months ago..I was jumping. And that was to cut my hole only by $50k or whatever it was. This is big $. But there's a sadness in me.. a sadness that it's all over. I rose to the top and I guess it isn't as nice as it looked from down there. I've felt this sadness before..and it has ruined me. I hope I have learned to understand that where I am now is as good as it gets and to accept it and not seek more fun and action. Hope I never post in this thread ever again as a story teller...


Sincerely,

Snipes.






There's about 20k missing in that screenshot..that's because I bet it earlier on in the day and was before all my other bets.

Long live Andy Reid.
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10-09-2017 , 04:58 AM
Even though I knew the outcome, reading that still made me nauseous.

Truly hope you never return to the thread. Take the win.
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10-09-2017 , 05:37 AM
1. Waiting on confirmation of cash out screenshots, then I will proudly say you have grown into a man when your debt is cleared off your parents credit cards.

2. Don't buy the Audi. Well, brand new at least. It's just such a poor value investment. Instead take your time have a little patience and find a seller who has loved and coddled his Audi. You will get an amazing car for a much better price and you will feel the tender, love and care put into the car.

3. Enjoy the vacation with the girlfriend. When you get back sit down and make a serious investment plan. Whether it's starting a business or going into the stock/bond/currency markets or whatever.

You suffered long and hard for this money Snipes, it cost you dearly in many way and almost cost you everything. I implore you to make a plan and prepare for your next step in life, it's a very bright and exciting future for you, nephew.

Edit: if it was me with 140k I would spend 30k-35k all in on the Audi used like I said above. The 100k I'd put 50k into various ETFs and I'd save 25k in a long term Certificate of Deposit for
Emergency and put 25k toward my own business venture. Just some further unsolicited advice and numbers are flexible

Last edited by Natamus; 10-09-2017 at 05:43 AM.
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10-09-2017 , 09:27 AM
Snipes. Bitcoin. Now. Before Aruba.
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