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10-03-2017 , 08:59 PM
Snipes you owe Didi Gregorious a fruit basket...
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10-03-2017 , 10:44 PM
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This is the night I turned my $1,500 from roulette into nothing. Took out a $1,000 loan, and turned that into $12,300. Paid CJ back, and had $11,300 to myself. Was ecstatic, at that point I think I only had like $3,000 in the bank, maybe a little more. That was only the beginning. And yea yea I know it's comin, I was a fat **** back then lmao. I was 260 pounds there, I've lost 45 since then. Who knew blow and an all liquid diet would be so good for you.

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That was my first run to the liquor store... ignore all the fruity ****, that was mainly for the girls. I had waaaay too much tequila and rum. All that booze was for only like 9 of us.

This post was mainly just a test, seeing if those pics go thru. If they did, the degeneracy hasn't even touched the surface. I miss the concert, tag team my first hooker ever with my girlfriends brother, and then run up $70k back into basically nothing. All over a long weekend. CJ's weekend was way, way sicker... and oh yes there's lots of pics. Craziest **** I've ever seen in my life.
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10-03-2017 , 10:48 PM
Oh **** the pics worked! Okay I gotta upload a ton of pics. I'll size them down as well. Those pics uploaded huge.

I'm gonna write this up into a big fkn essay, prob gonna be multiple posts. Gotta get everything in order with the pics too. I want it to be exciting to read, cause it was sure as **** exciting to live lmao. I'll post later when it's all typed up.
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10-04-2017 , 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Crackillac
Oh **** the pics worked! Okay I gotta upload a ton of pics. I'll size them down as well. Those pics uploaded huge.

I'm gonna write this up into a big fkn essay, prob gonna be multiple posts. Gotta get everything in order with the pics too. I want it to be exciting to read, cause it was sure as **** exciting to live lmao. I'll post later when it's all typed up.
Do it. We're all waiting. Do it now.
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10-04-2017 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Guys Update:

So I was able to get $42k from my friend the lender. He wasn't pleased at all. Took a lot of desperate degen convincing to make it work but I did. Again heavy interest. He said the next time I ask for money it has to be with my parents at his office signing over the house as collateral to consolidate all debts. So this is my last lifeline..even though I've said that before and somehow made it.

I was able to go to Atlanta and have a wonderful time. Life was great..although I did punt about 4k this weekend betting. Falcons lost but the trip was well worth it. I depositted $1500 my first day back yesterday..bet the Skins first Q ML..won..then repressed on the Chiefs to win the game. Got to about 9k..bet in play tennis and got to $25.8k. Need about 30k more for the month but I am a degen and I am seeing all these max bets of 50k on pinnacle and my eyes are lighting up. I have bet the 26k on the Yankees ML and Yankees ML with Arizona ML. About $10k on Yanks ML and about $15.8k on Yankees/Arizona. Whatever I win on the Yanks ML will be repressed on the Dbacks tomorrow. So essentially have 26k riding on the Yankees and Zona. IF I win I will be at about 50ish for the month.

Not sure what the next step will be..probably take a stab at Bosox on Thursday for 25k and then the Pats game for 50k. I am thinking big dollars or bust here.

Going to post big bets to get the sweat going on here. Thanks for hanging in..until next time.

That Yanks win had to be a roller coaster ride! Couldn't this DBacks game potentially get you completely out of the hole now?
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10-04-2017 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by msufan
That Yanks win had to be a roller coaster ride! Couldn't this DBacks game potentially get you completely out of the hole now?
It was definitely a tricky start but thanks to Didi all the pain went away quite fast. I have added winnings from the Yankee Ml bet to arizona as well (additional $13k). I will be around 55-56k if I win which clears me for the month but I still need to pay the last loan I just took of about 42k. Basically 100-110k ends the credit card chase.
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10-04-2017 , 01:51 PM
I hope you get out of the hole and never get back in it
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10-05-2017 , 01:00 AM
Looks like snipes cleared the hurdle to 55k
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10-05-2017 , 03:25 AM
Hard to believe anyone would actually loan Snipes this money especially when he's already in debt to them
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10-05-2017 , 03:29 AM
Snipes. You should be at about 72k. Although I’ve since moved on from such clutches I know your world more than you think another human being cares to admit. Although it seems counter intuitive, pay your loan back and use the rest to pay back your debt. Your lender will give you Money again knowing you paid him back right away. That way you’ve paid down some of you’re balance should things go wrong. Also you’ve paid back your lender should things go awry. Best case scenario you have a big weekend and you’re out of the hole. Worst case scenario you lose your winnings and have to borrow again. Thankfully your lender will be willing to offer since he sees your loyal. It’s been a 2 year ride with you brother, don’t let two years ride on the patriots cover. You have a chance to make your life better win or lose. Godspeed brother.
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10-05-2017 , 04:51 AM
Snipes, do what flopflop said. Pay back the loan asap and use the remaining 10-20k to spin up and pay the C/c off of if you fail you can get a loan again but if you blow the money you have to pay back when you have it you'll burn the bridge - make the smart play and keep yourself somewhat ahead of dead in this
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10-05-2017 , 08:18 AM
Diamondbacks are going to win, is it too late to change your bet?
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10-05-2017 , 08:40 AM
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Diamondbacks are going to win, is it too late to change your bet?
Didn't he actually bet on Diamondbacks to win? Might be wrong tho.
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10-05-2017 , 11:13 AM
Probably the best degen story I have ever heard.

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10-05-2017 , 05:16 PM
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Didn't he actually bet on Diamondbacks to win? Might be wrong tho.
Yeah, he won. Snipes, I agree with the other posters that you should pay off the 42K and try to run the rest up, but if you aren't going to do that, you are one game away from getting completely out of the hole. Don't blow this all on some crazy low percentage parlays when you could be out in just one game, man.
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10-05-2017 , 05:32 PM
Snipes, grow a set and parlay to $10 million then retire to Mexico on your own shrimp boat, you got this
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10-05-2017 , 11:40 PM
This always ends the same. Fortunately it sounds like snipes has a massive safety net.
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10-06-2017 , 01:48 AM
Guys going to fully update in a bit but sitting at 130k. Had Houston large (I said Boston in my earlier post but took HOU and the -1.5) . Also had a 40k ML bet on Pats and a lot of action on the Indians.
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10-06-2017 , 01:50 AM
Time to pay the debts and walk away with your head up and a "F You" in your pocket
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10-06-2017 , 02:12 AM
Snipes you escaped death.

Pay off your **** and leave like 5k to gamble with and take a conservative approach u lucky s o b
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10-06-2017 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Snipes you escaped death.

Pay off your **** and leave like 5k to gamble with and take a conservative approach u lucky s o b
Lucky doesn't even begin to describe it. I had everything riding on the Pats winning.. and one parlay for 35k was Pats -3. Only thing I missed was a $1500 parlay I made for fun that paid 20k ending with Pats ML.

When tampa was at the Pats 20 with 3 seconds left I was sure I'd lose it. 130k swing that touchdown would've been.
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10-06-2017 , 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Lucky doesn't even begin to describe it. I had everything riding on the Pats winning.. and one parlay for 35k was Pats -3. Only thing I missed was a $1500 parlay I made for fun that paid 20k ending with Pats ML.

When tampa was at the Pats 20 with 3 seconds left I was sure I'd lose it. 130k swing that touchdown would've been.
Sick! Now do the right thing. Congrats

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10-06-2017 , 03:44 AM
It's been a real roller-coaster the last few days. I deposited $1500 on Monday and without any big parlays I am sitting at $130k. I don't know my exact "debt" number but I'd say it's about 200-220k. This whole credit card chase that's going on will be complete if I withdraw about 110k. The monthly mark is $55-60k. I told you guys from the moment I got to about $25k I was smelling and sensing big money. By big money I was thinking 500k-1million because I am a degenerate. Obviously half joking..but half serious.

Once I got to 55k after the Dbacks game..I had a decision to make. I decided to press hard on the Astros and Pats. I also went big on the Indians parlayed with the Pats. I had a big bet on the Astros but I placed it parlayed with the Pats as well. So basically it all tied into the Pats ML and a little on -3 and a bit on -6.5.

It was a great day..I was a last second touchdown away from being at 0. I am very fortunate but NE should have won that game by 4 TDs. Anyhow..I was hellbent on keeping the $130k in until Monday. Take some shots at post season MLB and NFL. I'd love to hit 250k and be totally free. I could easily end the credit card chase and start a steady $10k bankroll with no stress at this point. Or I could try and ride this to $500k.

What I have decided is..I am going to be taking out 55k to clear my monthly mark. I am leaving the rest..70k in the account. I have already withdrawn 5k earlier during in play tennis..so I will be taking 50 out of 130k.

The remaining 80k I have already begun blasting for tomorrow. Have about 60k pending. I know I'm a degen and I should have done the right thing. BUT these chances come once in a while and I am betting singles finally. The way I know I can have a chance at success unlike parlays. Let's see what happens.

I'm sorry for not posting action earlier but it was placed in a degen manner mostly and when you have that much $ riding on a game..that whole day is pretty much shot. You're basically clock watching. Man does time not move sometimes. It's so crazy. I got huge money on the Pats..probably the most I have bet on a single and time does not move. Then you have teh end of the month where you have a couple weeks to hit your mark and before you know it 14 days flash by you in seconds.

Anyways I have hit my monthly mark..I have a 80k roll. Let's see what happens next. Below is a SS of my graded bets the last day since I last posted. Let me know if you guys care to see these and/or you want me to post my bets beforehand and I can upload them. Kind of feel like a douche hijacking this beautiful thread which has killed hours on end for me the last few years. Since I'm in a good place perhaps I might take a break from the hiJack until I get into trouble again...

Thanks for all your support and kind advice. I appreciate it very much so but I think I have come to a realization that no matter what anyone tells me to do I always end up not taking it and doing something utterly stupid that my degenerate brain comes up with. So no offence to anybody when I end up busting this roll.



Last edited by Snipes; 10-06-2017 at 03:49 AM.
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10-06-2017 , 03:50 AM
geezuz. this has turned in to the bizzzarro degen. I like it.
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10-06-2017 , 03:52 AM
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Snipes, grow a set and parlay to $10 million then retire to Mexico on your own shrimp boat, you got this
Buddy you have no idea the sick ideas that come up in my head with this roll..you're not too far off.
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