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06-16-2017 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
Lol done same have bet and team getting there arse kicked so you go on a gamble spree lose a crap load money

Then check score and see team made a wtf come back

Which makes that lose feel like a kick in the balls

Like ya post not many degen post so least keeps thread ticking along.
Another story I have:

Me and a buddy head to fallsview casino niagara ontario.

We both drop 800 - 1000 at 2/5 in a disasterous night. We decide to take $200 each to blackjack and see what happends

I work my way up to $1400.


Buddy was on his last bet for $150. GETS PAID ON A LOSING HAND. Proceeds to run it up to 1600.

details are unavailable because i cant remember them. All i remember is some old lady hitting on 18 and drawing a 3. Even more unbelievable than my friend getting paid on a losing hand. Easily the most degen thing ive ever witnessed

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06-17-2017 , 03:07 PM
Had bookies pay me out near a £1000 of a £20 winning bet

Never went back to that bookies for a week, when I did nothing was said

Same bookie would not take a nfl bet of me, ask y and told me that punter place bet next day after late kick off game and kept paying he out until they got on it weeks later

Most staff have no idea of sports unless it's football.

Ask for price on nfl and look at you like your a weirdo.

Last edited by Singasong2222; 06-17-2017 at 03:09 PM. Reason: Bet should of payed £40 how mess that up when had 10/11 on slip no idea
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06-18-2017 , 05:47 PM
I posted that other roulette story, but that was forever ago. This one just happened last night. I got ridiculously lucky and landed a job with incredible pay, and a cool boss. Yesterday was a half day, everyone was off after lunch. My boss asked me to get lunch, I say sure, and we take off in his ride. We're cruising around looking for a place to eat, and I see him going towards the casino. Oh **** me, don't do it.

"How about the casino?"

"No I can't go in there."

He looked at me confused. Rather than embarrass myself and say I am a ****** who cannot control himself in a casino, I say I was kidding, let's eat there. We get in, and he immediately sits down at a dollar slot. Says he likes to play for 20 minutes before eating. I sit around and watch for 5 minutes and he's killing it saying lunch is free, blah blah. I get bored so I go to roulette to 'just play $50' in my head. Play $5 on red or black, just chill. I lose 6 in a row, and bet the last $20 on second 12, lose. ****, ****, ****, there's a reason I don't come in here, I go on absolute life tilt losing money here.

I throw $120 in and lose it all in 4 or 5 bets. I go over to my boss he's laughing it up with some granny beside him, with a drink in his hand. Looks in his element. I ask about lunch, but I can see he's not leaving that slot any time soon. ****.

I take out $400 at the ATM, and walk back to roulette. As I'm buying in for the full $400 I ask myself why in the **** I can't just take out $80 and bet calm. Nope. I win a little, lose a lot. I lose the $400 in probably 20 minutes. At this point I'm on raging monkey tilt, trying not to be visibly angry in case my boss comes over. Back to the atm.. I take out $600.

I am in run it up mode, I put $100 on third 12. Lose. Again, lose. I put $100 on second 12, comes third. Sigh. I put $200 on black.. comes black. Pretty much my only win of the day. I'm at $500, down like $670 at this point. I do $200 on black again, lose. $200 on black, comes zeroooooooo. Cool. I do this to myself this is ****ing ******ed. I can see my boss from where he's sitting, and he's still playing. ****. I cash out my last whatever, and then think what the **** is the point, I put it back in. I put $20 on random numbers, and lose. I have $30 left I didn't get to put on in time. I put my last $30 on 18, and this old asian dude sitting next to me says 'You have 30 left put it 30.'

This makes unreal sense to me, I have $30 left, I switched from 18 and put it on 30. I throw it on and don't watch, I don't care.. I'm about to go to the ATM and withdraw another $1000, my daily limit. I'm texting my girlfriend telling her I'm gonna have people over tonight, party away this gambling loss, when the asian dude next to me starts going insane, 'THIRTY, THIRTY!!!!!!"

It came 30, yesss.. I've never tried crack, but it probably has nothing on that feeling. Just pure goodness. Over a $1000 win on one spin, I should stop, save myself the headache right, nope, of course not. I tell the asian dude he's a wizard and what should I bet next. He says "I always bet my two sons birthdays. 26 and 8." I put $20 on both, and didn't watch again. He's freaking out again "TWENTY SIX. TWENTY SIX" and goes off in some language. I'm being loud saying I can't believe it, winning $1700 in two spins. The guy yells "17!!" because I am up $1700. He hasn't failed me before, I put $200 on second 12, and $10 on 17, 20, 22.. Slams right into 22! Nearly a $1000 payout again.

My boss comes over with a $2,100 ticket ecstatic as hell, I'm at right around $3,000 myself and we go to lunch. I'm bad at telling stories, but damn. Just the dopamine rush of those last three spins. If I didn't listen to the guy next to me about $30 on 30, I was prepared to take out $1,000 and be down 2 grand on the day. Instead I left up nearly $2,000. My first post here ended with me saying hopefully my story was so embarrassing I'd stop being an idiot with roulette. But I clearly can't control myself in a casino and it will never change. I am self excluding myself tomorrow, the highs are not worth the soul crushing lows.
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06-19-2017 , 05:20 AM
I <3 this thread


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06-19-2017 , 01:07 PM
Here we go... Didn't post long time, but enjoyed the degen storys here.
Now I feel like to write again...
Sitting here alone in my room at 6:15pm. Not eating or drinking anything the whole day.

So let the story begin a few weeks back. I was betting at the Champions League final. Correct scores, Juventus scoring 2 goals and O5.5 goals in total. Obv I lost all bets, 1k in total. The next day I played online roulette and lost 600 more real quick. Not much more money left in the bank but on tilt, I decided to drive straight to the casino nearby. I took 1.5k in cash with me and ran it up in 3 hours to 2.8k. I ran pretty good from the beginning, starting with roulette playing my numbers for 5 bucks, losing at BJ switching back to roulette and hit my numbers again this time for 10. So I call it a day even I'm 300 behind in summary.

So last week (not gambling since the casino trip 10 days ago) I'm happy to date a pretty cute girl. I have to say since a few months all I do is dating week after week different girls, gambling and watching porn. I don't work, I don't meet friends or anything.
So I'm ready for the date but she doesn't reply my texts at evening. So I'm pissed and think what I could do instead. Of course, all what comes to my mind is gambling.

So I go to the atm, cashout 1.5k and drive to the casino. It's already 10:30 pm and the casino close at 1 am. I think ok you have still 2 and a half hours to make some profit. It doesn't matter, 45 min later I'm BROKE. **** this, **** this fkn Biatch too, FML...
Driving home sad and tilted at the same time. On my way home I'm texting with a guy I met a few weeks ago, turned out he is a degen too. So I tell him my story and he told me he's sitting at home and gonna start to gamble a bit asweel. When I was back home he sent me a screenshot of his 900 bucks profit he made. So I deposit the 1300 I still have left and play some online roulette aswell. In my mind I was sure that I'll lose it all after the casino experience 1 hour ago. Turned out I was wrong I started to hit my numbers right after the the second or third spin. I was so happy to win again the most of my money back, I lost before. The same feeling I had the day after the CL final. At my high point I was at 2.8k, so even for the day. I told myself, be smart and do 2 more spins and quit at 2.5k. And suprisingly I did, even I lost the 2 spins. So I crossed the devil 2 times. And I was so happy even I didn't made any profit at the time.

I went to bed. Watching my favourite gambling movie (Owning Mahowny) and was happy to be able to bet the PGA US Open which started the next day. I placed bets for 1.5k. 5 of 8 players I had as my horses made the cut. I felt pretty good at friday. Was dating a new girl at the evening. We went out for dinner. On my drive to a bar with her, I checked the leaderboard and saw that my horses were doing pretty good. Already saw me in a lot of cash at sunday. Went to a bar with her and I started to making out with her. She was DTF and I had a pretty good night, turned out she's a squirter.

Back to the US Open, all my horses screwed the Saturday and I was pretty pissed. On Sunday Chez Reavie made it in the Top 20 and he was my smallest bet of the 5 left. 50 at 10.5 to place Top 20. So I lost around 1k instead of 1.5k at this event.

And now here we are! So I take the 500 to the online casino and play roulette. Of course I want my money back
I play with the 500 and doing pretty good, I win 500 and now I'm only 500 behind to even. For sure I will make it for the third time in a row.
5 Spins later I'm broke and on tilt. Friday I saw myself winning over 10k at the US Open and now I got nothing. But hey I still have 1.5k in my bank account so lets run this up. 15 Minutes later I'm down to 325 and ask myself why do I have always to lose. Why can I not win a single fkn time in my fkn life...
At this point I bet 25 bucks per number. I'm ready to throw the rest away aswell. But not yet, I finally hit!!! Next rounds again, bets between 10 and 30 bucks win and I feel great. Nearly broke I run it up to 4.3k. Celebrating and happy to be back in the mother****ing game. Seeing myself betting big at the Ascot Horse Racing event which starts tomorrow. Thats my turnaround for sure... So I happily cash out 3k and play with the rest just a few more spins. I stop at 1k and call it a day. I can pay my mother back and some other money I took from my bank account. Money I need for rent and new furniture.

Then I got bored. I told myself lets do some sportsbetting, just small. I lose a tennis bet and I'm at 900. That's no problem I will win it back at BJ.
This fkn ***** of a dealer wins every fkn hand and I lose the whole 900 in no time, even make a fkn missclick where I throw 200 away. No problem. I'll reserve my 3k cashout and will win it back. She can't win every hand I told myself. I lose 800 more and make another missclick for 300.
OK lets switch back to roulette and run it up to 3k and cash out at least this money, you need it desperately. 30 mins later I'm sitting in front of my Laptop. I'm shocked and furious about myself. I feel empty and alone. I feel like Dan Mohowny in the scene where he loses his last chip at the BJ table.

I would do anything for 4k at this moment, but it doesn't matter I would it throw away in no time again. Degens gonna degen and I told myself right after to quit for ever. Again...

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06-20-2017 , 12:51 PM
I had everything planned for weeks to play a $1500 WSOP event last Saturday. Ran into some old friends last Friday night for drinks and dusted off the $1500 in Ultimate X in about 90 minutes. A 24 hour blow/drinking bender afterwards put the nail in the self-sabotaging casket for the weekend and it's so easy to justify it by telling myself that a $1500 WSOP event is as much as a crapshoot as running $1500 through 5-line video poker $12.50 per spin.
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06-20-2017 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by foatie
I had everything planned for weeks to play a $1500 WSOP event last Saturday. Ran into some old friends last Friday night for drinks and dusted off the $1500 in Ultimate X in about 90 minutes. A 24 hour blow/drinking bender afterwards put the nail in the self-sabotaging casket for the weekend and it's so easy to justify it by telling myself that a $1500 WSOP event is as much as a crapshoot as running $1500 through 5-line video poker $12.50 per spin.


Ouch 40 that flame still burns bright enough to ignite 15 hundos.

FWIW you ain't winning the monster stack but now you 100% ain't winning it
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06-22-2017 , 01:56 PM
Mr Snipes, bet your life roll on Floyd Mayweather. Dude is at -500 right now. Easiest money make of the year. Good Luck.
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06-22-2017 , 02:19 PM
Wish I could have gotten 100 on McGregor at +950
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06-22-2017 , 02:23 PM
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Anyone else get a little sick to their stomach reading mytvisfree's story?
yeah these stories are pretty painful when you know where they're headed

also very strange when they don't turn out that way, like the last post. congrats. also lol that is the worst thing that can happen to a degen in the long run

here's my story, I'm sure a lot of you will say NOT DEGEN but whatever. I opened a sports account on some online book a while back, put in $300 and slowly ran it up to $1400, mostly doing those Wong teasers were you bet on everything between 1.5-2.5 and 7.5-8.5. guess I just picked the right weeks to do it. Anyway the playoffs this year were brutal. I bet every game in increasing amounts and only won one out of 10. So come Super Bowl time, I'm thinking the Falcons are undervalued but the point total of 59 felt absurd. So with about $750 in the account I put $250 on Falcons +3, $250 on under 59, and then another $250 on a parlay of the two. keep in mind my biggest sports bet at the time was like 50 bucks. after the second quarter though I'm partying like a fool. after the 3rd I'm downing Miller High Lifes like water. after the 4th I wanted to kill myself. you get what you deserve, I guess.
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06-24-2017 , 06:59 AM
3rd down should kicked dat field goal
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06-30-2017 , 08:02 PM
Thread has been kinda dry lately. not super degen but whatever

Lastnight went to the casino took out $900 bucks plan was to play BJ. Trying to stay away from the Pits this year and doing better but lastnight said **** it

Double deck BJ bets were $50 to $150 couldn't get on a roll really was break even for awhile then lost every hand in one shoe other player lost every hand as well and when it is only two players playing one hand each at the table that is 7-9 hands or so. This point asking myself why the **** I came and how stupid I felt. The sweating starts when you're losing lol.

Left table was gonna hit up ATM but had $45 left went to roulette wheel its electronic but it streams off the live wheel on the floor. Put $40 in and it wouldn't take my $5 bill. $10 on 25 $10 on 26 and $20 on 25/26 combo or whatever it's called. I dunno I probably played roulette 3 times in the last five years. Boom. Lands on 25 $720 win. Try again for $20 and I think 35 hit. Cash out $700 and could walk a couple hundred down but said **** it back to BJ.

Same table and still same Asian guy there. But in for $400 and think I won 8/9 hands including two double downs. Next shoe dealer wakes up with an ace up first three hands in a row and makes BJ all three times. Have a moment of clarity and for some reason got up and walked to cage to cash out. Cashed out for $1800 ish.

Best feeling in the world is when your a degen and you wake up the next morning, and first you feel like **** cause your used to waking up after busting and this time it's no different, but then you realize you didn't bust and you're up and feeling like your on top of the world.

Not too much degen but $45 to 1800ish feels good
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07-01-2017 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by mytvisfree
I posted that other roulette story, but that was forever ago. This one just happened last night. I got ridiculously lucky and landed a job with incredible pay, and a cool boss. Yesterday was a half day, everyone was off after lunch. My boss asked me to get lunch, I say sure, and we take off in his ride. We're cruising around looking for a place to eat, and I see him going towards the casino. Oh **** me, don't do it.

"How about the casino?"

"No I can't go in there."

He looked at me confused. Rather than embarrass myself and say I am a ****** who cannot control himself in a casino, I say I was kidding, let's eat there. We get in, and he immediately sits down at a dollar slot. Says he likes to play for 20 minutes before eating. I sit around and watch for 5 minutes and he's killing it saying lunch is free, blah blah. I get bored so I go to roulette to 'just play $50' in my head. Play $5 on red or black, just chill. I lose 6 in a row, and bet the last $20 on second 12, lose. ****, ****, ****, there's a reason I don't come in here, I go on absolute life tilt losing money here.

I throw $120 in and lose it all in 4 or 5 bets. I go over to my boss he's laughing it up with some granny beside him, with a drink in his hand. Looks in his element. I ask about lunch, but I can see he's not leaving that slot any time soon. ****.

I take out $400 at the ATM, and walk back to roulette. As I'm buying in for the full $400 I ask myself why in the **** I can't just take out $80 and bet calm. Nope. I win a little, lose a lot. I lose the $400 in probably 20 minutes. At this point I'm on raging monkey tilt, trying not to be visibly angry in case my boss comes over. Back to the atm.. I take out $600.

I am in run it up mode, I put $100 on third 12. Lose. Again, lose. I put $100 on second 12, comes third. Sigh. I put $200 on black.. comes black. Pretty much my only win of the day. I'm at $500, down like $670 at this point. I do $200 on black again, lose. $200 on black, comes zeroooooooo. Cool. I do this to myself this is ****ing ******ed. I can see my boss from where he's sitting, and he's still playing. ****. I cash out my last whatever, and then think what the **** is the point, I put it back in. I put $20 on random numbers, and lose. I have $30 left I didn't get to put on in time. I put my last $30 on 18, and this old asian dude sitting next to me says 'You have 30 left put it 30.'

This makes unreal sense to me, I have $30 left, I switched from 18 and put it on 30. I throw it on and don't watch, I don't care.. I'm about to go to the ATM and withdraw another $1000, my daily limit. I'm texting my girlfriend telling her I'm gonna have people over tonight, party away this gambling loss, when the asian dude next to me starts going insane, 'THIRTY, THIRTY!!!!!!"

It came 30, yesss.. I've never tried crack, but it probably has nothing on that feeling. Just pure goodness. Over a $1000 win on one spin, I should stop, save myself the headache right, nope, of course not. I tell the asian dude he's a wizard and what should I bet next. He says "I always bet my two sons birthdays. 26 and 8." I put $20 on both, and didn't watch again. He's freaking out again "TWENTY SIX. TWENTY SIX" and goes off in some language. I'm being loud saying I can't believe it, winning $1700 in two spins. The guy yells "17!!" because I am up $1700. He hasn't failed me before, I put $200 on second 12, and $10 on 17, 20, 22.. Slams right into 22! Nearly a $1000 payout again.

My boss comes over with a $2,100 ticket ecstatic as hell, I'm at right around $3,000 myself and we go to lunch. I'm bad at telling stories, but damn. Just the dopamine rush of those last three spins. If I didn't listen to the guy next to me about $30 on 30, I was prepared to take out $1,000 and be down 2 grand on the day. Instead I left up nearly $2,000. My first post here ended with me saying hopefully my story was so embarrassing I'd stop being an idiot with roulette. But I clearly can't control myself in a casino and it will never change. I am self excluding myself tomorrow, the highs are not worth the soul crushing lows.


good story & great idea to self exclude!!!!!!
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07-08-2017 , 06:58 PM
IValtri bottas 11/8 f1 pole last leg of a treble

Either ) weekend or ( weekend

Last edited by Singasong2222; 07-08-2017 at 07:00 PM. Reason: got 9/2 for him biringham bears 11/8 and wigan evens last leg nets me 1579
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07-10-2017 , 04:33 PM
When you lose so much money in the pit, like thousands of dollars, and all you have left in your hand is a 2.50 or $1 chip and you know there's no point in betting it so you just throw them as far as you can in the parking lot as you're walking back out to your car. Ugh.
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07-11-2017 , 10:15 AM
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2yrs ago i had $650 on bodog and needed $1020 to pay rent in 4 days but didnt have the courage 2 keep grindin $20 SNGs because i had been on 5 week break even stretch. the $650 was all i had to my name at the time

i didnt kno wtf to do and i had to double my money asap so i loaded up roullette and put it all my money on black. i fired up winamp and put on some enya while i sat with my finger on the mouse button and the mouse cursor over the spin button. and stared at the screen for like a min or 2 before i could apply enough pressure to click it.

as soon as i clicked it powerd off my 20" lcd, spun around 180 degrees on my computer chair and threw myself facedown on the floor with my hands over my face yelling "please please please please please" while kicking my feet into the carpet. i laid there with a tear streaming down my face and enya in the background and felt more gay then degen

at the end of the enya song i lit up a camel light and powered my monitor back on to see $1300 in my account. i cashed it all out and 2 days later i called my parents n told them i was movin back in and gonna find a job.

My life is a lot better now lol.
Wow! Parents like that really exist?
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07-11-2017 , 12:11 PM
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When you lose so much money in the pit, like thousands of dollars, and all you have left in your hand is a 2.50 or $1 chip and you know there's no point in betting it so you just throw them as far as you can in the parking lot as you're walking back out to your car. Ugh.
This made me lol.

The worst is when the pit bosses call you back as I'm steaming away "sir you left this" after getting rekt and hand you back your players card. The card usually finds into way into the air or crumpled up into a ball as I make my way out of the casino.
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07-11-2017 , 11:25 PM
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This made me lol.

The worst is when the pit bosses call you back as I'm steaming away "sir you left this" after getting rekt and hand you back your players card. The card usually finds into way into the air or crumpled up into a ball as I make my way out of the casino.
I LOL'ed hard too. I think at some of my low points I may have gone back looking for a redbird that I've thrown clear across the parking lot.
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07-12-2017 , 11:53 AM
Firing off 1000 to win 1200 on your last hand in Mississippi stud is pro status
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07-13-2017 , 11:56 AM
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I read this thread while at work and I notice that you trash other people's stories. I dont get it, maybe contribute your own story if you think other people's aren't worth reading.
Dude! This is BBV!
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07-13-2017 , 09:13 PM
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I LOL'ed hard too. I think at some of my low points I may have gone back looking for a redbird that I've thrown clear across the parking lot.
I've seen your VP degen in Leon's thread over in LVL.. respekt.

Hope everything is going good bud, may be heading out to vegas soon again for work., if so let's catch up.
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07-15-2017 , 08:29 AM
I've never thrown away a red bird. **** that.
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07-17-2017 , 03:53 AM
So much has happened in the last 3 months..I have no heart to post it right now. Not sure why I am even posting this. Just pray for me.
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07-17-2017 , 04:00 AM
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So much has happened in the last 3 months..I have no heart to post it right now. Not sure why I am even posting this. Just pray for me.


Nope. Vague booking isn't allowed in BBV.

Soooooooooooo









Spoiler:
EAD
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07-17-2017 , 04:06 AM
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Nope. Vague booking isn't allowed in BBV.

Soooooooooooo









Spoiler:
EAD

I look back and 3 months ago I needed 12-15k to be even..now I need 30k. It's funny how far I have come. I think the immediate month after I ended up in a bigger hole of 20k and took a loan from a private lender, the month after I was in a 26k hole and took a loan from a private lender - the moth after that as in 2-3 weeks ago I was in a 18k hole and won a 22k parlay. And as of now I need 30k. I was betting $250 back then on parlays now I am betting $750. Everything as has multiplied..don't even know where the time went.

OH I won a lot of parlays in the last 3 months..ranging from 1-10k. Biggest was 22k which bailed me out. I also missed a lot of 7 gamers by 1 game which paid out 40k. Hoping to hit something this week. This is all I have the time for now.

Lot of black jack run ups..and losses. Biggest blackjack win $13k. Biggest black jack loss - $13k. Lot of $5-10k black jack wins and losses also.

Had a bad trip down virtual horses as well. Had to ban my bet365 account because of it. Maybe punted close to 10k on horses. Basically everything has gotten out of hand and I am just spewing out numbers. Whatever I can recall at least. Will keep you guys updated this time around because it once again feels like death is around the corner!
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