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12-22-2016 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerAAA
Ha this thread is pretty cool

Once me and my friends were having a party after tournament and one of the girls was dancing my friend was like:

Mmm I'd throw that in a pot and cook it!

The girl said something like: Hey Baby Come Give mama Some SUGAR!

They went to making out, it was lulfun. i got a girl later
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12-22-2016 , 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerAAA
Ha this thread is pretty cool

Once me and my friends were having a party after tournament and one of the girls was dancing my friend was like:

Mmm I'd throw that in a pot and cook it!

The girl said something like: Hey Baby Come Give mama Some SUGAR!

They went to making out, it was lulfun. i got a girl later
Whatatard lol
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12-22-2016 , 12:37 PM
ill let the 2p2 degens decide my fate tonight

should i throw 2k on the giants tonight or not
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12-22-2016 , 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
ill let the 2p2 degens decide my fate tonight

should i throw 2k on the giants tonight or not
Please no. But I'm not degen FYI
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12-22-2016 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
ill let the 2p2 degens decide my fate tonight

should i throw 2k on the giants tonight or not
Not. 17 for $500 instead single spin hit or walk
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12-22-2016 , 08:39 PM
they say scared money dont make money

everyone said not to do it but i got a sign to bet on the giants

shipped it on the giants -1
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12-22-2016 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
they say scared money dont make money

everyone said not to do it but i got a sign to bet on the giants

shipped it on the giants -1
Going against the grain

proud of you
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12-22-2016 , 09:30 PM
Glglgl bingblangblow
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12-22-2016 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
they say scared money dont make money

everyone said not to do it but i got a sign to bet on the giants

shipped it on the giants -1
Ugh
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12-23-2016 , 12:35 AM
Sorry BBB. Don't take the bridge home
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12-23-2016 , 12:56 AM
:-(
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12-24-2016 , 09:52 AM
went back to the 4/8 limit mixed game to exact revenge on the FF's that took my $500, money I was saving up to get my Grandma her operation.

Lost $350.

FML
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12-27-2016 , 12:49 AM
Self banned myself from Ignition for 30 days about 1 week ago. Its Xmas eve and I am sitting at home with the family and got the itch to play. Saw the Trooper mention Intertops so I thought I would give it a try and deposited $50. Played pretty good and ran the $50 to $300 in a couple of hours. Got bored with poker and decided to play BJ. Ran really good the next couple of days and when this morning came around, had a balance of $1350.

I submit the necessary paperwork to process a cashout.

With nothing to do for a while, I take my laptop to Starbucks for some coffee and to catch up on 2+2. While going through the various forums, I get bored and decided to play some more BJ....and you can guess what happens next.

In about 30 minutes i proceed to lose $600. I would have lost more but Intertops has some sort of bankroll management built in their software so you can only lose a certain amount per day. Still steaming, but unable to play I say wtf and visit their sports book. Unlucky for me, the sb does not have the bankroll management software built it. I place a couple of basketball bets for the afternoon (Bucks -4 1/2, and Cavs -4 1/2) with the remaining $750 and hopefully get back to even. FML they both lost!!

ps. I have now deposited $50 on ACR and have ran that up to $200.

Someone mentioned to me that insanity was doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. SMH and FML!
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12-27-2016 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shainadir
Self banned myself from Ignition for 30 days about 1 week ago. Its Xmas eve and I am sitting at home with the family and got the itch to play. Saw the Trooper mention Intertops so I thought I would give it a try and deposited $50. Played pretty good and ran the $50 to $300 in a couple of hours. Got bored with poker and decided to play BJ. Ran really good the next couple of days and when this morning came around, had a balance of $1350.

I submit the necessary paperwork to process a cashout.

With nothing to do for a while, I take my laptop to Starbucks for some coffee and to catch up on 2+2. While going through the various forums, I get bored and decided to play some more BJ....and you can guess what happens next.

In about 30 minutes i proceed to lose $600. I would have lost more but Intertops has some sort of bankroll management built in their software so you can only lose a certain amount per day. Still steaming, but unable to play I say wtf and visit their sports book. Unlucky for me, the sb does not have the bankroll management software built it. I place a couple of basketball bets for the afternoon (Bucks -4 1/2, and Cavs -4 1/2) with the remaining $750 and hopefully get back to even. FML they both lost!!

ps. I have now deposited $50 on ACR and have ran that up to $200.

Someone mentioned to me that insanity was doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. SMH and FML!
[ ] Mmm I'd throw that in a pot and cook it!
[x] thread back on track
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12-27-2016 , 05:25 PM
Damn now thats degen
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12-27-2016 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
went back to the 4/8 limit mixed game to exact revenge on the FF's that took my $500, money I was saving up to get my Grandma her operation.

Lost $350.

FML
A new year is arriving bro
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12-27-2016 , 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by spewyd
love this
Holy **** mother****er I feel so bad for you you can stay on my floor or some **** if you need.
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12-28-2016 , 08:23 PM
My checking account is about to be overdrawn by 10k due to PayPal advances to buy Bitcoin to gamble.

Another degen holiday weekend
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12-28-2016 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
My checking account is about to be overdrawn by 10k due to PayPal advances to buy Bitcoin to gamble.

Another degen holiday weekend
What site can you use paypal to buy bitcoin?
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12-28-2016 , 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
My checking account is about to be overdrawn by 10k due to PayPal advances to buy Bitcoin to gamble.

Another degen holiday weekend
Lol wut
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12-29-2016 , 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by beepbeep33
What site can you use paypal to buy bitcoin?
Paxful.com

@biro don't worry I can afford to lose it. Got a nice 20k check coming my way Jan 1st for a promotion bonus and a side project I completed.
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12-29-2016 , 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
My checking account is about to be overdrawn by 10k due to PayPal advances to buy Bitcoin to gamble.

Another degen holiday weekend


What in the proper **** PR. Your wife must be threatening full on divorce if she catches you inside a casino for the lengths you're having to go to give your hard earned money away.

That being said if you come to Vegas for work again and I'm in town I'm gonna press your degen button so Warm Deck will be proud lol
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12-29-2016 , 09:45 AM
Lol Natumus.

The wife still thinks I'm going to GA and gamble free. This isn't going to end well
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12-29-2016 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Lol Natumus.

The wife still thinks I'm going to GA and gamble free. This isn't going to end well
Tell her the seventh tradition has really been killing your wallet, they've been hard up for donations.
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12-29-2016 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Paxful.com

@biro don't worry I can afford to lose it. Got a nice 20k check coming my way Jan 1st for a promotion bonus and a side project I completed.
LOL coming and going
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