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Originally Posted by pokerodox
handjob contest rocks.
Fourth of July in Beijing China, some friends and I leave a US embassy hosted party and bring along with us a few state department employees we met at the party. It's still early so we stop at my place to grab a few drinks before heading out and smoke up, which the embassy folks tolerated but definitely kept their distance from to avoid second hand inhalation(for those that don't know, due to background check and honey pots most state department people are by design super conservative and straight edge).
We then head out to the bar but between my apartment and the bars is what was affectionately known as handjob alley. Two of my friends say they need to run in and get something (pretending it's a store) and the rest of us chill outside. After a few minutes one of the state department people says "That's so weird there is a corner shop upstairs from a barber shop" and we just kind of nod our heads and agree.
A few minutes later my friends come out of the place and and arguing about who ended up coming first and one of the state department guys took a look at his watch and said he was tired and the rest left with him. Not surprisingly, never heard from any of them again.