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Yeah thats exactly what I thought. I dont get these guys that win a few buy ins and then go buy ****ing beats and ****ty air Jordan's. I swear thats in every story in this thread

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02-23-2016 , 07:26 PM

#10652

foatie

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,302

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Originally Posted by aaarkhangelsk

Yeah thats exactly what I thought. I dont get these guys that win a few buy ins and then go buy ****ing beats and ****ty air Jordan's. I swear thats in every story in this thread

To be fair, I don't know anyone who has an extensive Jordan collection that has their **** together. But I did grow up in the hood all my life so I guess no one really has their **** together there.

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02-23-2016 , 08:37 PM

#10653

patmister1

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 181

For the record, they were Nike roshes. I haven't owned a pair of Jordan's in 9 years. I'm a single 22 year old with no dependents and low expenses so I'll spend my money on whatever I want

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02-23-2016 , 09:49 PM

#10654

SuqAta8

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 21,877

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Originally Posted by patmister1

Haven't taking you seriously after reading your £30 slot machine bender.

You literally have no concept of saving money. You will always be broke and anxious

Edit: i was sort of the same way at 22. Its not worth it

Last edited by SuqAta8; 02-23-2016 at 09:54 PM.

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02-23-2016 , 11:31 PM

#10655

Shipitfools

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Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 194

went to casino today, and i took $500. ran that to $700 when i hit a $25 tie in baccarat early on. went to 2/5 game. one hand bust me a sick one. i have 48 it was raised to 10, 4 other callers. Flop 445. check around last player bets 100, i go all in for 200, he calls with 10 10. turn 5, river 5 gg. Back to baccarat, around even, i take $50 over to roulette. 3 spins later, up $300 more. left with profit of literally $350 today! i have to say it was a good day!

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02-24-2016 , 04:01 AM

#10656

skillz_2106

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,606

When I win I put petrol in my car and put the rest towards CC debt...

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02-24-2016 , 02:36 PM

#10657

Man ag City

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 566

Binked a tourney with my mate yesterday he went to go play in this local poker league thing and i said ill just grind out some cash while he's gone. We put $500 on Barcelona to win aswell so after the game we were left with about $1500 total. i spewed most of this after losing top set to middle set and immediately moved up so by the time he gets back the account has $94 left. Luckily hes a fellow degen so he took it with a pinch of salt

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02-24-2016 , 03:39 PM

#10658

Unsporting

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 4,482

Lost top set to middle set?

You might wanna change casino m9

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02-24-2016 , 05:12 PM

#10659

Man ag City

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 566

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Originally Posted by Unsporting

Lost top set to middle set?

You might wanna change casino m9

Guy turned quads lol probably should have made it clearer

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02-25-2016 , 12:54 AM

#10660

aaarkhangelsk

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 322

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Originally Posted by patmister1

For the record, they were Nike roshes. I haven't owned a pair of Jordan's in 9 years. I'm a single 22 year old with no dependents and low expenses so I'll spend my money on whatever I want

Hence you have no girlfriend and less than 900 dollars to your name.

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02-25-2016 , 09:55 PM

#10661

beepbeep33

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 190

Down 100k+ in last 1.5 months. I guess that makes me pretty degen. SB and casino. weeeeeeee cheers to destroying your entire future!

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02-25-2016 , 10:09 PM

#10662

rtd353

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Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 3,897

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Originally Posted by beepbeep33

Down 100k+ in last 1.5 months. I guess that makes me pretty degen. SB and casino. weeeeeeee cheers to destroying your entire future!

Did you bet on the Patriots to beat Denver?

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02-26-2016 , 12:45 AM

#10663

KrustyTheClown

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,198

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Originally Posted by beepbeep33

Down 100k+ in last 1.5 months. I guess that makes me pretty degen. SB and casino. weeeeeeee cheers to destroying your entire future!

Well, in a way it's also a brag. Not many of us have 100k to lose. What you do for a living?

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02-26-2016 , 04:00 AM

#10664

NHTPA

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Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 284

Feel like this is up there in degenerate level.... lol But was playing at the casino last night, 2/5 game, big stacks all around, super aggressive table, guy in seat 5, not only is playing in our game, but playing cash games on his phone, as he's playing a 2/5 game live....... Took a pic to capture the moment, wish I could post it, was pretty hilarious though.

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02-26-2016 , 04:08 AM

#10665

aaarkhangelsk

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 322

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Originally Posted by NHTPA

? Why wouldn't you be able to post it?

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02-26-2016 , 04:09 AM

#10666

aaarkhangelsk

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 322

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Originally Posted by KrustyTheClown

Well, in a way it's also a brag. Not many of us have 100k to lose. What you do for a living?

Could be lines of credit and student loans and ccs and **** I spose

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02-26-2016 , 04:46 AM

#10667

NHTPA

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Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 284

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Originally Posted by aaarkhangelsk

? Why wouldn't you be able to post it?

I would assume it's probably against the rules of the site to post pics of random degenerates on here lol......

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02-26-2016 , 04:47 AM

#10668

patmister1

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 181

Well it's like the same morons tapping the fish tank all the time. The threads called "degen stories" then you guys start roasting everybody that posts anything. good job.

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02-26-2016 , 08:35 AM

#10669

PokercastRoss

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 885

People quoting entire long stories is so tilting when reading on mobile

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02-26-2016 , 04:01 PM

#10670

POCKET ROCKETS OOO

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,422

Heading to Vegas for work next week.

I'm sure there will be a story or two to follow...wish me luck fellow degens

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02-26-2016 , 05:29 PM

#10671

rtd353

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Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 3,897

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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO

Heading to Vegas for work next week.

I'm sure there will be a story or two to follow...wish me luck fellow degens

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02-26-2016 , 05:58 PM

#10672

aaarkhangelsk

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 322

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Originally Posted by patmister1

Well it's like the same morons tapping the fish tank all the time. The threads called "degen stories" then you guys start roasting everybody that posts anything. good job.

lol that might be true if you had actually posted a degen story

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02-26-2016 , 08:13 PM

#10673

CleanoutKid

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Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,109

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Originally Posted by NHTPA

So he's making money while he's making money... I rate it lol

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02-26-2016 , 08:40 PM

#10674

Unsporting

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Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 4,482

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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO

Heading to Vegas for work next week.

I'm sure there will be a story or two to follow...wish me luck fellow degens

Glgl

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02-26-2016 , 09:40 PM

#10675

NHTPA

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 284

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Originally Posted by CleanoutKid

So he's making money while he's making money... I rate it lol

Actually the guy was horrid, when I sat down he had about 900 in front of him, blew through it all in like 45 minutes (on about 6 separate pots), bought back in for 500 and lost that pretty quickly, and towards the end, also slammed his phone down on a pot he wasn't even in live, so guessing the online session didn't go very well either. lol

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