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10-09-2015 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by plowannabebeast
Today my account at playnow(government gambling site here) was finished its self exclusion I did awhile ago.

I logged in and saw I had $97 and change. I was so pissed when I self excluded myself that I never bothered to take it out.

Anyways, I haven't degened in a long ass time but something came over me and just said **** it bet $48 a hand on BJ and let it ride. Needless to say for the next two hours I was clicking like a mad man with my face 4 inches from the monitor and went from 97 to 700 then another heater to 1300 ish up to 2500 and back down to 1500. Then something inside me said GET OUT, So I insta cashed out and banned myself again. It was fun I admit but scared the **** out of me afterwards because while I was playing I was watching the baseball game which I am a huge fan and follow and when the cable box automatically turned off for some reason I didnt get out of my chair I just kept clicking like a mad man in a silent room.

Cliffs:
Self exclusion ended on gambling site
Had 97 bucks in there
Said F it and started betting 48 a hand in BJ
Ran it up to 2500 and back to 1500
insta cashed out 1500 and banned myself again
missed most of the baseball game
lol......nice story
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10-09-2015 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by plowannabebeast
Today my account at playnow(government gambling site here) was finished its self exclusion I did awhile ago.

I logged in and saw I had $97 and change. I was so pissed when I self excluded myself that I never bothered to take it out.

Anyways, I haven't degened in a long ass time but something came over me and just said **** it bet $48 a hand on BJ and let it ride. Needless to say for the next two hours I was clicking like a mad man with my face 4 inches from the monitor and went from 97 to 700 then another heater to 1300 ish up to 2500 and back down to 1500. Then something inside me said GET OUT, So I insta cashed out and banned myself again. It was fun I admit but scared the **** out of me afterwards because while I was playing I was watching the baseball game which I am a huge fan and follow and when the cable box automatically turned off for some reason I didnt get out of my chair I just kept clicking like a mad man in a silent room.

Cliffs:
Self exclusion ended on gambling site
Had 97 bucks in there
Said F it and started betting 48 a hand in BJ
Ran it up to 2500 and back to 1500
insta cashed out 1500 and banned myself again
missed most of the baseball game
You banned yourself=degen
You banned yourself with $ in your account=more degen
After removing ban kept letting balance ride=degen
Went on a massive heater that only degens are capable of doing
Stopped before going busto= not so degen
Banned yourself again= Most degen part of story
"I was clicking like a mad man with my face 4 inches from the monitor"
LOL and the fact that you didn't bother turning the cable box back on more LOLS

Thanks for sharing
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10-10-2015 , 12:29 PM


Got this from one my best friends last night...he wasn't kidding lol
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10-10-2015 , 02:59 PM
Got this from one my best friends last night...he wasn't kidding lol
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10-10-2015 , 03:16 PM
"being a degen is disgusting one day you can be up 20k the next day you can be down 5 or 50k lol "

It's not "disgusting" it's just part of being a degen.

When you're down you never feel like you'll be back up, when you're up it never feels as good as it should.
However the likelihood of a degen being back up is very good, even when things look dim, where there is a will a degen will find a way.

Going from 5 figure bankrolls to busto every couple of months is the degen way of life.

I personally don't feel too much different when I'm up or way down, it really makes no difference.

I don't get sad or depressed when I lose a bundle of money, that's the way it goes.
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10-10-2015 , 03:54 PM
OTE=monkeyfart;48340250]"being a degen is disgusting one day you can be up 20k the next day you can be down 5 or 50k lol "

It's not "disgusting" it's just part of being a degen.

When you're down you never feel like you'll be back up, when you're up it never feels as good as it should.
However the likelihood of a degen being back up is very good, even when things look dim, where there is a will a degen will find a way.

Going from 5 figure bankrolls to busto every couple of months is the degen way of life.
I personally don't feel too much different when I'm up or way down, it really makes no difference.

I don't get sad or depressed when I lose a bundle of money, that's the way it goes.[/QUOTE]

Hes not as much of a degen as it would seem...normally a very solid player, he's just not afraid to take a shot in a big game...hopefully he can score in the $1650 entry main today...I hope he does anyway lol
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10-10-2015 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeyfart
"being a degen is disgusting one day you can be up 20k the next day you can be down 5 or 50k lol "

It's not "disgusting" it's just part of being a degen.

When you're down you never feel like you'll be back up, when you're up it never feels as good as it should.
However the likelihood of a degen being back up is very good, even when things look dim, where there is a will a degen will find a way.

Going from 5 figure bankrolls to busto every couple of months is the degen way of life.

I personally don't feel too much different when I'm up or way down, it really makes no difference.

I don't get sad or depressed when I lose a bundle of money, that's the way it goes.
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10-10-2015 , 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeyfart
"being a degen is disgusting one day you can be up 20k the next day you can be down 5 or 50k lol "

It's not "disgusting" it's just part of being a degen.

When you're down you never feel like you'll be back up, when you're up it never feels as good as it should.
However the likelihood of a degen being back up is very good, even when things look dim, where there is a will a degen will find a way.

Going from 5 figure bankrolls to busto every couple of months is the degen way of life.

I personally don't feel too much different when I'm up or way down, it really makes no difference.

I don't get sad or depressed when I lose a bundle of money, that's the way it goes.
If you are younger then all that is fine. Once you hit a certain age it starts to get really old
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10-10-2015 , 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
If you are younger then all that is fine. Once you hit a certain age it starts to get really old
U can b young only once, but u can b immature your whole life...I'll have grind on the mind till I die!!!

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10-11-2015 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
If you are younger then all that is fine. Once you hit a certain age it starts to get really old
As long as your level of responsibility is low ie no wife, no kids, no house payment, etc. have a place to crash, food to eat when busto it doesn't really matter how old you are IMO.

If you are married, have serious obligations, people relying on you, etc. and still degenning well than you really are a low-life scuzbag.
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10-11-2015 , 02:39 PM
There's a story somewhere in the first 100 pgs of a blackjack degen going to his 1st GA meeting; he takes off with the collection basket (~$30) and is never to be seen again.

Made me LOL. If anyone can find please repost.

There is another story between pgs. 100-200 of a degen named "Lee" who owes everyone in the casino $. Word gets out after he hits a tourney score and a line of people form waiting to get paid back. After Lee collects he doesn't waste time cashing out the chips he just takes off, after Lee leaves more people show up to the cardroom asking "Where's Lee, Where's Lee"........LOL

I'm on pg. 275. If I find any more favorites I'll repost.
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10-11-2015 , 02:43 PM
Dude change your post per page options to 100 per page and maybe I can follow your references and help out
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10-11-2015 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeyfart
There's a story somewhere in the first 100 pgs of a blackjack degen going to his 1st GA meeting; he takes off with the collection basket (~$30) and is never to be seen again.

Made me LOL. If anyone can find please repost.

There is another story between pgs. 100-200 of a degen named "Lee" who owes everyone in the casino $. Word gets out after he hits a tourney score and a line of people form waiting to get paid back. After Lee collects he doesn't waste time cashing out the chips he just takes off, after Lee leaves more people show up to the cardroom asking "Where's Lee, Where's Lee"........LOL

I'm on pg. 275. If I find any more favorites I'll repost.
I recall this one...they took up money for doughnuts lol

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10-12-2015 , 04:55 AM
My absolute fav is dude in the UK getting blitzed on Charlie, running up a stack in roulette like a madman and booking first class flight to Macau to continue the bender...
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10-12-2015 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by skillz_2106
My absolute fav is dude in the UK getting blitzed on Charlie, running up a stack in roulette like a madman and booking first class flight to Macau to continue the bender...
That was a good one.........story seemed legit.......after reading this thread it seems like lots of british degens like the roulette and party favors

I've never really partaked in either..........I've done the two column thing a few times; standing around a little white ball hoping it doesn't land on a green one or multiple of three doesn't really do it for me. I also did some adderall when in college but haven't touched the stuff since; being strung out like a crackhead doesn't do it for me any more.
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10-12-2015 , 07:57 PM
guys it might sound weird, but i forgot, that i had restricted my deposit limit to 100€.

i wanted to bet 10 numbers a 50€ like i always do, but i forgot my limit so asfter i placed my bets a popup told me that my bet was cancelled...i was tilted and normally shut down the table before i see which number hit, but not this time. i watched and saw how my number 18 hit:/ that would be 1800€ right there...***

i talked to myself a lil bit how much of a donk i am etc. and then went to another wheel and placed 5 numbers a 20€ each(my limit)...and guess what i hit again..wohoo 720€ from 100€...but im still tilted because i would have won my 500€ spin


freaking degenmind is destroying me slowly
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10-12-2015 , 08:23 PM
Nice hit you Classic degen
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10-13-2015 , 09:32 AM
i want to stop playing the devilwheel but i dont know how:/

i tried betting sports but my gosh this is worse than roulette...does anyone win in sports over a longer period?
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10-13-2015 , 12:02 PM
nope
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10-13-2015 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ouinosino
i want to stop playing the devilwheel but i dont know how:/

i tried betting sports but my gosh this is worse than roulette...does anyone win in sports over a longer period?
you can beat sports long term
but your rate will be like 60% at max
beating sports takes discipline and lots of research and spots

i won a crapload in sports and lost a lot in table games

so i dont gamble anymore but i decided imma start a handicapping site
ill give all my fellow degens a free month or something when its up and running
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10-13-2015 , 12:24 PM
I think sports you need to win like 52.4% to break even, I think similar to roulette. Nobody wins 60%, or they would be millionaires
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10-13-2015 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by skillz_2106
My absolute fav is dude in the UK getting blitzed on Charlie, running up a stack in roulette like a madman and booking first class flight to Macau to continue the bender...
Link?
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10-13-2015 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
you can beat sports long term
but your rate will be like 60% at max
beating sports takes discipline and lots of research and spots

i won a crapload in sports and lost a lot in table games

so i dont gamble anymore but i decided imma start a handicapping site
ill give all my fellow degens a free month or something when its up and running
Just be sure not to call MLB runs "points". Don't want to take a hit to your credibility JK man, gl with staying away. Definitely making a great long run move....
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10-13-2015 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flartels
Link?
I pretty much only use 2+2 on my phone with the app (not tapatalk) so no can do pal. Have to search for that gold yourself!
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10-13-2015 , 08:46 PM
Reading all these degen stories made me realized im not alone in this gambling addiction problem haha. I blew a big chunk of my bankroll on the pits in the last week alone. I can grind all day make a good profit at poker but hit the pits n in an hour or so drop a weeks worth of grind. Feel like ****. Like i could of donated that money i lost. Wish there was a way to just 86 myself from the pits but not the casino as i do well on poker. Going to check myself into GA. Need to see and hear other peoples gambling problems for myself. Lost too much each year. **** the pits. Keep posting these degen stories. It helps me remind myself and motivate myself to stop playing the pits. Worse feeling ever is laying in bed knowing you just lost so much money on the pits where you know your skills are profitable at poker. Dam gambling disease. Haha. Im still alive so cant complain.
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