haha I've always wanted to give back to this thread as I've gotten a ton of enjoyment from reading it but don't have any interest in table games/etc. This story is the best I have to offer (all in for over 25% of net worth in a poker hand):

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2719

once again i managet to loose my bankroll.
Thx to betting and poker but obv why do i have a bankroll in the first place?
to gamble

Lesson learned
You have no clue of tennisbetting

Me like!

Got a crazy story to tell so I stop in a local casino and playing about $100 in the slot video poker actually well my third span I get four aces and I'm playing five dollars are spent so the wind was for $1200 the attendant came over to me and ask for ID I'm self excluded I panicked I gave a friends name he said where is your ID I said it's up in my car on the fifth floor I don't want to go up there right now, enjoying playing he said well if you give me information we can give you a slip and you can have 90 days to cash it I don't know my friends address social or birthday I made all those up and signed his name do you think there's any chance my friend can come back with the slip his ID information and somehow Cash this? I'm going to pay him a decent amount of money but I'm worried it will not work out. The only good thing is I only spent $20 in the machine but damn this hurts. Knew this would happen eventually but why now with like six months til unbanned son of a bitch. The problem will be when he comes if
He will do
It. None
Of
The info is right except his name !!!

u messed up shuda just said u dont know your social

and ask your friend for it later in the bathroom or something
cause the info has to match

right now im on a big degen bender

my health has been deteriorating lately putting me in a manic/depressed state

i lost big on the blue jays/phillies game
so now im sitting here playing baccarat online to try to cut my losses
while browsing the internet/watching youtube/ playing games

somehow i went from being down a few k to down a few hundred
playing a quarter a hand and upping it when i "felt" it

im still trying to chase into a profit like a degen obviously
its been like 8 hours already lol

will update with results

i am currently up a 100 the dream is alive atm

shud i stop or go for the gusto

welp went from being up 300 to down 500

was down even more but hit some big ones

why am i such a degen

-1500 in AC last night. Spent rent money. Time for me to call it quits again.

You can't be real.

This thread is the happiest place on the internet, I always feel better after reading it...

Best thing to do is just try to control it. Instead of going once (or more) a week, only go to casino one or two times a month and only bring 1000 or less and leave you cards at home. That is the best you are going to do, because you are never going to quit gambling.

Confirmed real person. Just a complete degenerate gambler and like to party to hard. The combo does not mix well. I'm going to start the recovery process so take care degens. I'll just be lurking for a bit, even tho last nights events are totally worth a write up.. Just too depressed right now to keep reliving the night.

great story bout jeremiah, those are rly dangerous villains to play highstakes with tbh they don't care and have decent understanding of what's going on

I probably should have convinced you to come to Mohegan Pocket Rockets. You could have claimed my 4aces as your work, and i would have been glad to break you off 300$ at least for doing that. Freaking self exclusion! I got a story to tell for real i think, its ****in degen!
I know you invited me to AC, but its like 3 hours away, i didnt think it could work out for Thursday night. However, i decided to go to Mohegan "just for a hour, play $100 at 1/2 and thats it, then go home." Yea right!

So I arrived. All the asians are Baccaratting away in the Sunrise or whatever its called. TBH, i like the game, the people i have nothing against, but them all talking in their language and im like the only white guy is annoying. Im sitting there with $100, and bet 25$ first hand. Lose. Bet 25 again lose. Bet 50, lose by 1. Start mild tilt. Burn though 350 like it nothing, in like 5 minutes. ****, i didnt plan this.... I have little cash right now, due to well alot of personal stuff, but anyhow, we do have a joint account me and my wife use that had like $2000 in it. Its not for card games!
I took $1000! My wife really really really does not approve of blowing money at the casino. The thing is I look like big degen on here, but i do take care of my bills, house, etc... I just gamble a little too much also. So anyhow the $1000 i reason I will win back 300, and just put it back. So best way is just to bet 100, win , bet the 200, win and presto the 300 is back, all is good. I go to higher limit area, $100 min. I like this room best, quick drink service, fancy ****, and you can turn the cards yourself. Side note, a few weeks ago i was threatened to be expelled from the other Mohegan Sun in PA for taking a card during the baccarat game, crushing it in my fist into a tiny ball, and throwing it high in the air, but it did land on the table. lol i got a stern warning, but i was losing benjis so of course they shook my hand and said keep in line sir.
So i sit, and this cocky looking cock smooch is like staring me down. I dont know why, but i decide i dont like him, and bet opposite him. Boy was that wrong. He won every single hand, 1000 gone! Only 1300 left in the account, and i know there will be hell to face already, but if I could win it back.... ok i take another 1000. started playing video poker, 25 cent game, but 10 hands. Won 40. Played a few spins on a random penny slot, 500 pennies a shot. +150. Take these to cage. The hundo they gave me stuck together, I got a 2 for 1!
+290 back. Go to roulette another 100. Blackjack i press 25 into 175. +400 back. I keep switching games and winning. Of course back to $25 baccarat and run like god...why never at $200? Anyhow, I get 1750 back of the 2000. I sit at poker. High hand is only full house. Im banned. I turn quad 9s in a big pot. Its on me. I really cant have him call me, because then what do i do? I try to accidentally show the 9, and give a speech, then shove. Luckily he folds. I get so close to 2000 at poker. I go back to the floor and play this game called high hand flush. Its a huge sucker game i think, I dropped 300 back there. Walking around, i play another slot, hit 300 777! Im up a small amount. Then the 4Aces comes, and give false info and cant claim. Monkey tilt ensues at the 1/1 table. I call every hand, i actually raise 90% of my hands. Every hand is 10-15 at 1/1 lol. I start losing. Im sure my image was king of the donks. Luckily i came back to my senses and got in grinder mode. I made them pay me off big after that show of tilt. I stack about 3 people in one hand with pocket Jacks because they all thought here he goes again betting wild, then got in raising war and i won. Its 6am, i have the 2000 back, and 350 like i started with. No extra money, just playing card and grinding for like 13 hours lol. I go camp out at Rocky Neck Park, sleep 3 hours, and hit the beach in the AM. I look exhausted, sweaty and unkempt at this point, but bathe in the ocean and feel better. Time to return to the sun.Mohegan SUn that is. I get back and start losing in same small stakes Asian room. But then i get a dragon for 150, press that all in on player, hit a natural 9 went roulette, and a dealer with a sign SUzy the Repeater is there. She hits me numbers 3 times straight, +600 for the trip, f outta ther!

SF12 is cray cray lol

We have our next degen to Vegas trip booked and unfortunately WarmDeck cant be joining on such short notice.

I will post when we get back but the game is 24/24/24

We are staying in the comped SkyLoft at MGM Grand and 4 of us, there for 24 hours, taking $2400 each and the first rule is we cant gamble a cent until all 4 finish 24 shots.

Last time we did this we had 5 of us, 2 got 86ed from PH, one in jail, one missing for two days and one came back with $16k and no recollection of how he got it.

Trip set for August 11th.

(Will of course be sporting my WD shirts)

ahaha some of these stories! pricelss

Down roughly 65k the past 2 months. Mostly blackjack losses. A wsop main loss. The rest is from PLO and holdem. Hoping to turn it around before the year ends.

SF12, why even ban yourself? You go back anyway and just don't claim the big wins. You've basically insured the casino that you can't win big, but that you can lose if they don't recognize you.

(I know it's cuz this is the degen thread but hearing stories that go - I hit big, but I'm banned so I can't collect - is like hearing "I bought 300 scratch offs" to me.

Somethingrandom

Please take videos and post a tr. That sounds hilarious

i banned 4.5 years ago at all the casinos I could drive to. I was gonna quit. I never did. mohegan is for life and wont budge on it. **** off!

My inner degen is wondering if you can change your name and SS (my ex wife had two SS#'s legally, yes I'm sure she did b/c I held both legit SS cards in my hands, how I'm not sure bu it may have had something to do with her mom's citizenship issues)

if they have a bad name and SS on you, harder to enforce ban...

Not a good start for me in Vegas lost $150. Girlfriend puts $5 into a slot machine and wins $150 right after. Lol

FML wrote a super long degen post about one of my biggest bets and it logged me out

will rewrite it after i go get some lunch

Lol writing in the thread instead of copy and paste the draft