lol this is goddam gold, please could u degen more often

In after epic contributions! Is the treat of choice cola?

Franke great story but it is all too familiar. I have had several of the exact same kind of nights on bovada roulette.

v good post frankie enjoyed it, lost roll pokerstars so put my online sportsbook money all on steelers, just cashed out nice wage

this is my only really good win since been degen all my life, going all on kids so very happy

Wow Frankie... Best post in quite a bit. It's sad how much sickening fun you can get from a few hours of online gambling.

Frankie awesome post. I know the feeling you have very well from my younger days! Good luck with the problem.

back in the day I lost 26k playing HU PLO in a drunk rage after getting huge arguement with my wife...it took an hour! started at 2/4 and ended up at 5/10. the last reload was for like 511 or some sorry number LOL.

So £10k in the hole last 18 months. Various drunken credit card fulled nights out.

Almost cried after dropped £3,000 in just under 5 minutes. Only Barclaycard stopped me making it worse. Who wudda thunk it, a credit card company stopping me spunking another £5k of credit I had left (subtle £8k credit limit beat).

$25 to busto in 30 seconds.

$25 to $40,000 in 1 week on live casino.

Just got the last $15,000 in my bank.

Life-tilt over.

For now...

Didn't find this funny at all just really sad.

is funny if you think frankie high on something hitting 20, the mental trip he put on it

Yeah I thought that his degen story was very funny

Flashback: A year ago I had $170,000 in cash in my safety deposit box and a nice situation as a 7 star total rewards club member at my local casino. The high rating got me tons of free cash, tons of free food rooms whatever I wanted. I was on top of the world and decided to open a small business. I had an employee steal about 19,000 dollars from me and the business just wasnt working. I closed the store and blasted off the last of my money to the point where some days I cannot even afford chipotle or burger king (my bench mark of poor).

Today: I am 36 years old, 340 lbs, I seldom move more than 100 steps a day now, I masturbate almost non stop to online porn that has gotten to point where I have to spend hours doing it just to pop once...death grip syndrome imo. I have not had a job in a year, I have literally no money most days. I go to casino once a week and get my freeplay and am living on that. Luckily when I was baller I played enough that I get about 800 dollars a week from the freeplay for now...not sure how long that will last but has for 3 months in the 500-800 a week range.

Future: I am terrified of how things are going, I do not move, everything hurts, I have no future, I am always broke as my money goes to my living expenses. I feel hopeless. I have gotten so bad sometimes I just crap my pants cause I dont care and dont want to get off couch or bed to go to bathroom...plus then it gives me something to do (clean myself up).

I am not joking and flame away if you must but I truly need some advice or help. I go to a shrink once a week when I feel up to it and it has not helped me in any way. I went from having a 400,000 dollar home, a nice new suv, a hot wife, and more cash then I knew what to do with, many high end watches etc. Now I have a 1 bedroom apartment, a horrible used car I pay weekly for, and no groceries, and at any given time I may die from heart attack as I cannot even bend over and put on socks anymore...

TLDR Cliffs:

1. Was rich now poor
2. Got super fat
3. Need advice
4. Possible fap / poo pants.

lol i don't have a problem man, i used to be bad and decided to get out my tits all wknd. nothing to worry about.

Have salad and go get a job....I assume you weren't skinny a year ago and had to be employed at some point

Obviously he can't afford salad at this point.

In true degen style hes literally 100% correct spent 3 bucks in coins today at burger king on 10 piece and a drink...wanted fries (couldnt afford)

@realdegen not sure if i believe u, gl anyways there is always hope

@realdegen well, first we need the entire story of how you gambled all your money away.

And pics of the hot ex wife

any gambling pics ,or pic of your poopie tighty whiteys with screen name next to it

@realdegen class a drugs always lifts my mood when, also you could start start selling them from home and then you would have free drugs and extra cash

not jk would jail be any worst then know? if caught

i was earning silly money when i was selling weights not tiny bags as only feed habit (pointless)

the amount of times i heard whores say i will suck your dick for a bag. fun days

smoking weed is good to fight depression, at least you try for a change...

@realdegen stock your apartment full of cans of black beans. You're lazy enough to just eat what's there so use that laziness against your obesity. They're cheaper than BK, filling, and better for you than whatever poison you're eating now. Try to get some spinach too and mix it in to balance out the nutrients. You'll feel like a new man in a week and can move on to more improvements. Get a menial job so you get off your ass. None of this is a level; it actually works.

Im getting a new job with a signing bonus in December. I am thrilled, I never got a signing bonus in my life and i am 35. Its for 5000$. I also have a few thousand saved. Im trying to quit being a degen and use this money so i can push a 2013 Toyota RAV 4. Seriously the newer models are nice 2013 they changed the body style. Or if I am degen enough, get it from a few buyins at baccarat and run it up. Im debating on if I should gamble some of this money, or just put it down on the car. Man, a double up sounds so nice though....

All on red imo.