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05-12-2014 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Yeah this prob never happened
yeah I thought this too as I read that.

I know the hi/lo crowd and it's a tough tough crowd. I doubt someone can beat those steaks after 1 1/2 years of playing even w rakeback.

Hopefully the part about his parents winning the lotto is true so they can give him more $$
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05-12-2014 , 07:37 AM
@namedelivers bc degens gonna degen
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05-12-2014 , 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Showtimez
yeah I thought this too as I read that.

I know the hi/lo crowd and it's a tough tough crowd. I doubt someone can beat those steaks after 1 1/2 years of playing even w rakeback.

Hopefully the part about his parents winning the lotto is true so they can give him more $$
Why exactly would someone beat a steak? I guess if they wanted to tenderize it they could use a meat hammer, but I don't remember him talking about food anywhere in his story.
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05-12-2014 , 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mark32607
Why exactly would someone beat a steak? I guess if they wanted to tenderize it they could use a meat hammer, but I don't remember him talking about food anywhere in his story.
He meant beat them at poker.
Duhhhh...Who doesnt want to beat the meat
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05-12-2014 , 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ibolxijuf
He meant beat them at poker.
Duhhhh...Who doesnt want to beat the meat
What do poker & steak have to do with each other? I do agree that everyone wants to beat the meat.
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05-12-2014 , 08:45 AM
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05-12-2014 , 11:22 AM
We're on my username now?

It was something we used to say back in my year off for some reason or other. I kind of liked it. It doesn't have anything to do with beating my meat though.

I have a picture on which i sit with about 4.4K across 3 tables of 0.5/1.

While the regs at omaha hi/lo make for a tough crowd, the fish can be dreadfully horrible and on multiple occasions (the above included), I've beaten 1 fish out of several grand. Here's a few hands (I don't have the hand history)

http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hand...514_4A7B4AFDA8 (this one against regs )

http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hand...586_68FB32E508 (BINKAGE!)

http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hand...910_36FD2F200A

http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hand...579_BC212E4261 (one of them awful fish I was talking about donated my entire stack here).

I have more hands showing sick runs at 3/6. But just go on the site and search rbkgutt and you'll find them.
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05-12-2014 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Showtimez
I know the hi/lo crowd and it's a tough tough crowd. I doubt someone can beat those steaks after 1 1/2 years of playing even w rakeback.
lol
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05-12-2014 , 11:24 AM
Winning steak let's see your Hud data, I bet it's crazy
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05-12-2014 , 11:42 AM
I don't use one, believe it or not.

I have a very sad highstakes graph though. I would just gamble as much as I could prior to black friday. :/
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05-13-2014 , 12:35 PM
best thread ever lol
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05-13-2014 , 01:28 PM
Winning Steaks

You gotta know when to smoke em
Know when to grill em
Know when to bar b quewww
Know when to fry
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05-13-2014 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ibolxijuf
Winning Steaks
Huh? Did someone win a porterhouse? Ribeye? Ny strip? What kind of steaks are you winning?
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05-13-2014 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by mark32607
Huh? Did someone win a porterhouse? Ribeye? Ny strip? What kind of steaks are you winning?


All "special" people go to heaven.
You have that going for ya at least
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05-13-2014 , 04:33 PM
What I'm saying is steak is not the same as stake. If you are talking about poker you use the word stake. You are using the word steak which is beef and has nothing to do with poker. Something that you should've learned in an grade school English class.
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05-13-2014 , 05:19 PM
HAHHAH
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05-13-2014 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mark32607
What I'm saying is steak is not the same as stake. If you are talking about poker you use the word stake. You are using the word steak which is beef and has nothing to do with poker. Something that you should've learned in an grade school English class.
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05-13-2014 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mark32607
Something that you should've learned in an grade school English class.
Awesome.
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05-13-2014 , 10:56 PM
Degen challenge started, $100 bucks to infinite, or broke.

Let's see how it goes...

    Full Tilt, $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #26836971

    MP: $166.50 (41.6 bb)
    CO: $352.10 (88 bb)
    BTN: $668.45 (167.1 bb)
    SB: $583 (145.8 bb)
    Hero (BB): $100.10 (25 bb)
    UTG: $365 (91.3 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 5 T J 8
    UTG raises to $10, 2 folds, BTN raises to $36, SB folds, Hero calls $32, UTG raises to $97, BTN calls $61, Hero raises to $100.10 and is all-in, UTG calls $3.10, BTN calls $3.10

    Flop: ($302.30) 8 Q Q (3 players, 1 is all-in)
    UTG checks, BTN checks

    Turn: ($302.30) 2 (3 players, 1 is all-in)
    UTG bets $46, BTN folds

    River: ($302.30) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $302.30 pot ($3.00 rake)
    Final Board: 8 Q Q 2 9
    BTN mucked and lost (-$100.10 net)
    Hero showed 5 T J 8 and won $299.30 ($199.20 net)
    UTG showed 5 A K A and lost (-$100.10 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

    Last edited by WINNINGSTEK; 05-13-2014 at 11:10 PM.
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    05-13-2014 , 11:03 PM
    There's no action on FTP...

    **** me.
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    05-13-2014 , 11:10 PM
    So I was playing BJ and had JJ. Dealer had four. So I wanted to split. 40 bucks total. Missclicked and hit double. Remarkably steaming but now that I'm writing this I've calmed down, so I'm just gonna **** this for now, and split with the money. +$161.4

    Cheers, degens.
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    05-14-2014 , 06:04 AM
    just lost 600€ on online slots, so to help me remind how bad I can be on everithing with word gaming related I post an old story of mine.
    London bookies they added those nice box with roulette game on screen from which I could not resist or stop playing. Payday was 28th of each month and every morning of the 29th I would always wake up at 9AM thinking about playing those ****ers (used to work in casino and finish my shift at 5AM).

    One morning got really bad and lost nearly all my wage, 2000£ wich left me with rent money and an extra 100£ for the rest of the month in london....
    I pass the all month walking to work (45 minutes each way) working overtime and keep promising myself to not play anymore as the month was way too long with no money at all.
    Long story short the 28th finally arrived with a paycheck of 3K (thanks to overtimes) and at 1PM of the 29th was all gone, after all the promises during the past month, I simply lost all with not even the rent money left this time but just 50£ for total of 2950£ ish lost in solid 5 hours gaming all I had at the time
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    05-14-2014 , 08:56 AM
    You should try winning once.
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    05-14-2014 , 09:55 AM
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    Originally Posted by ibolxijuf
    You should try winning once.
    winning...need to look the mean of it
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    05-14-2014 , 09:56 AM
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    Originally Posted by sanko33
    winning...need to look the mean of it
    Way more fun than losing.Although most of us just play till we lose.
    Degens4Life.
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