Should've paid your friend what you owed him. Bad karma gave you the doomswitch.

I wish your computer would get the doomswitch then I didn't have to read your ****e every day.

You sound mad bro. What's funny is how many times I've seen people say this to you. I'm shocked you haven't been banned yet. Go get fired from your day job again loser.

I was playing 1/2 NLH on a busy saturday night when a new guy, around 23-24, joins the table. He looked somewhat familiar so I asked if his name was Justin but he shook his head no. The guy to his left is stuck about $500 & he's steaming a bit, just sorta talking out loud about his bad run tonight. The new guy chimes in that he's stuck $1700 tonight just playing 1/2 NLH & that's not even counting his play at the roulette tables earlier in the night. The table's gonna be very LAGy considering these stuck players. Yum Yum.

Sure enough, the new guy is straddling for $20 & $30 each orbit. On every one of his straddles, someone raises it to at least double then he pushes his $100 stack with whatever he's got. He ends up winning $850 from the $100 he started with in the course of an hour; felting 5 people. All garbage hands like 72 suited, 94 off, 82off. Each time either hitting a flush or two pair on the flop to outdraw AK, QQ & the like.

It's about 2am & he says he's gotta leave to catch the bus back home otherwise he's gonna be stuck here until morning. He leaves. I play for about a half hour longer then decide to call it a night. As I'm walking to the exit, he passes me & gets my attention. He asks me if I know of any other buses that run before the morning. I tell him to check with the poker room because I'm not sure. He then asks if I can give him a ride home. I inquired where he lived & he stated it was on the near the airport which is on the complete opposite side of the city from where the casino is located & I'm not going anywhere near there. I ask him about getting a room with his newly acquired winnings. He tells me he missed the last bus of the night so he went into the closest casino & lost all $850 at the roulette table in the course of about 15 minutes.

I feel bad so I ask him to show me on my ipad where exactly he lives. Since it was too far for me, I asked if he had someone that could meet us along my route & I'd take him as far as I could. He calls his girlfriend while standing there & asks if she can drive about 20-25 minutes to the meeting location to take him home. Apparently she refused.

I apologize to him but decline taking him home. I told him to check with the poker room as they could probably get him a room cheaper than the regular rate.

Time to unsubscribe from this thread. It was a good run.

[x] baller

Stopped reading at "I was playing 1/2NLH".

Well, I tried. Sadly that's the best I've got.

lol

fyp

lol

All the moaning about crap degen stories? who cares take the good with the bad , cant expected gold every post

if some one wants to post crap degen stories they still have the lol by how bad some are

some nits even post about winning then try make out there degen know that is the true nut low

My last degen spree before I banned myself. This actually occurred about two weeks ago the night of my wedding. I wrote a quick snapshot of the event a few pages back. Maybe this can 'save' this thread for you guys bc it was a miserable Fing night for me.

I got married in Vegas this past June to my Gf of 10 years. We were just going to leave it at that but her family wasn't to happy about not being able to attend. We decided to throw a party for our friends a family, 200+ people. Planned an entire wedding in 4 months and then this happened the night of.

We had a hotel for everyone to stay and a bus to get everyone there. Party goes amazing everyone comes back to the hotel and parties some more. My buddy had brought he laptop to play music in the room for everyone. I decide as everyone is winding down to fire up his laptop and download party poker ( I'm in NJ ). I try everyone of my deposit options and they aren't working. CC's not going tru, bank wire keeps getting denied, ect.. Me being in my drunken state had to play and was set on getting a measly 20$ deposit on there. I didn't even wanna play poker, more or less just mess around on the rigged slots or BJ betting 10C a spin or a 1$ a hand. I ended up creating a new account for my wife without her knowing just so I can get the 15$ free they were offering.

I ended up getting to play for awhile and had it to almost around 100 bucks before loosing it all trying to martingale a small blackjack bet. I was wide awake at this point and got the urge to play some poker. I sneak over to her pocketbook and take out her debit card. I tell myself 50$ and no more, I had about 60 in cash that I would just give her in the morning. No reason to go into details about the hands but I lost the 50$ real quick as I was playing a .25/50 table with 1 buy in. I knew she would be furious about me using her card/signing up without her knowing so I just put the laptop aside and tried to go to bed.

Going to sleep wasn't really working out to well because of all the after party favors I decided to partake in. I laid there for about a half an hour next to my wife as shes passed out in her drunken slumber. I look in the corner of the room and see all of our cards we got as presents for our wedding. I know she wanted to open them together when we got home but I was wide awake and curious about how we did with our gifts as far as cash. I had a good 15K into the wedding and needed to make that back as it was our entire 'life roll' together.

I sit there for about an hour and open card after card. I kept hoping a few people would give us those prepaid Visa/MC gift cards so I can play more online. To my luck we got 3 for a total amount of 450$. I deposit the smalles one of 100$ first and loose it on slots. FML. Then the next 2 on BJ within about a half hour. I start to realize shes going to find out eventually that these gift cards have been used. I will deal with that issue when it comes, and it hasn't yet ...

I was real tilted about loosing 500$ total between the gifts and the original money I deposited off of her card. I knew it was a big mistake to do that without her knowing anyway. I just felt like absolute crap as I was starting to come down from the night activities and I go outside for a smoke while its starting to get light out. The taste of gambling with still in my mouth so I just sat there playing 'play money' blackjack until I caved and snap deposited 250$ off of her debit card. When I saw the 'Success your deposit has been approved' link come up I was sick to my stomach.

I ran that deposit up to my high point of around 2300$ and way beyond excited. One of my friends had woken up at this point and was watching my play blackjack. I could not loose a single hand of my 25$ bets. I had given myself a stop point of 2k. My last hand of 25$ before 2000 I get 4's against a dealer 6. Spilt and a double with a dealer pulling a 20 and im stuck at 1950. Doom switch engaged. In 15 minutes I loose the entire roll with my friend begging me to stop.

I had to explain the charges to my wife the next morning and she said self ban myself or this isn't going to work between us. I no longer have control of my finances. My work check goes into her account and all of my credit cards have been blocked for charges. Its sad to realize at 27 years old I can not control my own habits and addictions. With that said im looking forward to the future without all these small highs and super lows the gambling degeneracy has brought me over the past 7 or 8 years.

Brag-Shes still we me and hotter than ****** ever.

Beat: she's getting long dicked by the dude she explains your degeneracy to.

she probably calls it her "help group" too

This thread lets me know that I'm actually a pretty good person.
Thank you all degens. MERRY CHRISTMAS

gonna need some pics to confirm that brag

I could see this being a stresser that would lead to your degenerateness throughout the years. A stresser like the serial killers have in criminal minds. This story was the most average, boring, non-degenerate story ever though. If you're going to post again, put something really ****ed up.

lmao.. nah, sex life is amazing. prob one of the main reason shes still with me.

Definitely feel ya on that sick feeling in the stomach when a big degen deposit goes through! It's almost like oh **** here we go no backing out now!

FWIW I liked TimDawn's Titanic story, phake and not degen but quite funny.

Pokerplayer66 finally got banned. What was the final straw? After every terrible post he's ever made the one to get him banned must've been quite special

+1

pics pocket?

I understand. Too many big words. It's ok bro. We all have our struggles.

Na you had it right the first time.

Link me to your contribution. Let's see if I can comprehend your words since you were unable to read mine.