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06-28-2013 , 11:54 AM
The girl you linked isn't all that hot. She also lacks brown eyes like you mentioned in your post so I'm calling bs.
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06-28-2013 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JPPoker
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Not quite as breathtaking as I would've thought, but easily a 8/10, bare ****ing minimum (can't really judge on one photo). Haven't seen the bottom as well, lollol...

A friend of mine is like 21 and never did anything considerably with a girl. He would always flirt with hot girls that kind of fell for him, but had a boyfriend.
Even when they didn't and he would grab a drink with them, he would mess it up to no end; awkward kiss moments where the beauty would lean forward from across the table and he would just kind of back away and fudge it up, because he just didn't dare it or something like that. Awkward beyond imagination...

He's always been pretty vain, but as of late he's stepped it even up a notch, working out more frequently, taking even more care with how he dresses himself etc.
This, combined with newfound confidence, man, he's doing well for himself.
He's now in some sort of a relationship (not officially, but they'd get mad with each other if one would hook up with someone else) with a girl that regularly does work at events as a booth babe and allegedly is an absolute beast in bed. Easily a 9.5/10.

So hang on to that little story bro: if you treat yourself well, feel good on the inside and carry that out to the outside, you'll get noticed man.
Just walk down the street and look around how many ugly lads walk around with cute girlfriends.
Confidence makes or breaks a man.
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06-28-2013 , 12:03 PM
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Been through my share of ups an downs with women. You will find another one and she will blow your mind and make you think the rest of them meant nothing you just keep yourself together and always work to improve
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06-28-2013 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by llDayo
The girl you linked isn't all that hot. She also lacks brown eyes like you mentioned in your post so I'm calling bs.
Yeah I knew that was gonna be said because I looked at the pic again and she does look like she has blue eyes but trust me there brown.

As for not being hot here is another one...

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06-28-2013 , 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JPPoker
Yeah I knew that was gonna be said because I looked at the pic again and she does look like she has blue eyes but trust me there brown.

As for not being hot here is another one...

solid "club 10", but more like an 8 in the daylight. Nothing to lose sleep over bro, there are tons of other hotter broads out there.

In my experience, if you are still stuck on her, best way t oget over it is to try and bang one of her friends. If you succeed you wont think about her anymore, if you fail she will find out and wont want to talk to you anymore, eeither way case closed.

ps i just did this to my ex and now she blocked me on FB and hates me so i never have to deal with her again, definate win imo.
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06-28-2013 , 02:17 PM
No offense but that chick is a 7 at best. Knowing she teased you into thinking you were getting some then boned someone while you waited drops her to a 3. There's much hotter chicks out there, even a few whose souls aren't full of dog****.

Moral of the story is: do not get hung up on high school girls, or crushes. There's so many women out there. Fixating on the past, especially when it comes to what might have been with that one girl, is a major leak
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06-28-2013 , 03:54 PM
She knows you have a tiny dick and let you down gently imho.
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06-28-2013 , 04:19 PM
I'm always amazed at what people call 10's, or even 8's for that matter.

Doesn't face matter at all to you guys? Nothing? It's just tits and ass?

That girl is what you call a trap. Her face is a 5.5 at best. Without makeup, she looks like nothing. Doesn't have a nice smile, her eyes are messed up, so is her nose, her skin, etc...

Just from looking at her face, you know there's some likely inbreeding not too far away.

Body wise, she's good now (nothing crazy, go to any good yoga studio in NY and she'll be ashamed to show herself) but has that overly-white DNA problem, and she already looks kind of flabby; you can tell where that's going with age...Cellulitis, pasty thick skin, big swollen ankles, droopy face, etc...guaranteed to look like a natural disaster by 35yo, and I mean 100% guaranteed; actually, her face already looks like she's a bad 35yo.

In b4 "show us your gf", pointyelbowskid.jpg, "picture of yourself", etc...but honestly, I'd never even consider trying to **** that girl, let alone date her; just up your standards, man. Workout, build some confidence, I don't know...do something.



EDIT: She also doesn't look very smart, or warm, or anything close to interesting. Just a soon-to-be tired, pasty, flabby, way too entitled clubbing bimbo-milf.

Last edited by Land Of The Free?; 06-28-2013 at 04:25 PM.
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06-28-2013 , 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
I'm always amazed at what people call 10's, or even 8's for that matter.

Doesn't face matter at all to you guys? Nothing? It's just tits and ass?

That girl is what you call a trap. Her face is a 5.5 at best. Without makeup, she looks like nothing. Doesn't have a nice smile, her eyes are messed up, so is her nose, her skin, etc...

Just from looking at her face, you know there's some likely inbreeding not too far away.

Body wise, she's good now but has that overly-white DNA problem, and she already looks kind of flabby; you can tell where that's going with age...Cellulitis, pasty thick skin, big swollen ankles, droopy face, etc...guaranteed to look like a natural disaster by 35yo, and I mean 100% guaranteed.

In b4 "show us your gf", pointyelbowskid.jpg, "picture of yourself", etc...but honestly, I'd never even consider trying to **** that girl, let alone date her; just up your standards, man. Workout, build some confidence, I don't know...do something.



EDIT: She also doesn't look very smart, or warm, or anything close to interesting. Just a soon-to-be tired, pasty, flabby, way too entitled ex-clubbing bimbo.
People like you are fairly intolerable.
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06-28-2013 , 04:35 PM
Well, as long as it's only "fairly"...And sorry, because I have to assume I described either your gf/wife or the woman of your dreams.

Hopefully, by the time your relationship disintegrates into exactly what I wrote and you realize that it was a huge mistake to marry an unjustifiably-entitled flabby skunk disguised as a bombshell, you'll have forgotten about this post.
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06-28-2013 , 04:40 PM
Damn these guys are harsh,

but seriously shes nothing special, I can appreciate the high school crush and I can see how in your eyes shes a 10 but just no.

As others have said three years from now you will look back and laugh.

Be sure to post in the "hot skinny chicks who got fat" thread in about five years.
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06-28-2013 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JPPoker
Okay well this happened at the start of June...I've finally partially gotten over it to the point of posting it on here but here is my degen story...a pretty sad and pathetic one to say the least. Def could be a TL/DR, but read it anyway.

"The Vulture"
[ ] Degen Story
[X] Teenage heartbreak story
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06-28-2013 , 05:37 PM
What are degen story's ???
Can anyone tell me in a quick sentence before i get into this thread ?
Thx
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06-28-2013 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by centebakkie
What are degen story's ???
Can anyone tell me in a quick sentence before i get into this thread ?
Thx
Read the last five pages. Avoid the soppy bs about the guy who didn't get laid.
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06-29-2013 , 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ~Caligula~
Read the last five pages. Avoid the soppy bs about the guy who didn't get laid.
Yesterday i read from 11:00 in the morning till 04:00 into the night. (other threads). I was confused at first bc i remembered reading about a scummy affilate named degen or something in a thread days before.
I know now thx
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06-29-2013 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
Well, as long as it's only "fairly"...And sorry, because I have to assume I described either your gf/wife or the woman of your dreams.

Hopefully, by the time your relationship disintegrates into exactly what I wrote and you realize that it was a huge mistake to marry an unjustifiably-entitled flabby skunk disguised as a bombshell, you'll have forgotten about this post.
Not saying this girl is anything special, and maybe you were just trying to make him feel better, but I'd loooove to see the chicks you go home with.
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06-29-2013 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tobayyy
Not saying this girl is anything special, and maybe you were just trying to make him feel better, but I'd loooove to see the chicks you go home with.
First, I don't "go home wth chicks". I've been with my gf for 8 years now; never cheated on her or even came close. Why? She has everything I want; incredibly beautiful, in great shape, smart, elegant, warm, honest...great human values and a beauty to match. Obviously we're both extremely lucky and realize that, which is why we take great care of our relationship in every way, including constantly working on our sex life so that it keeps getting better and better.

Second, I think you'd be very surprised the kind of "chicks" I could go home with using minimal effort. I've been very blessed in pretty much every aspect of life and development, including my looks; I'd say that 90%+ of women blatantly and openly smile at me when I walk in the street (or everywhere for that matter), including the ones walking with their bf's, and I'm constantly hit on by women in sometimes borderline embarrassing ways for them.

Best part of it? My gf trusts me completely and is never insecure, never becomes aggressive like most women do because ultimately they just don't trust you. We were away from each other for 4 months straight, during which she knew I was being hit on by every single girl in a 100 mile radius, and she never even brought it up and I could tell it never even crossed her mind; and neither did it cross my mind to either cheat on her, or that she would cheat on me.

If you think I'm making all of this up (mostly about my relationship), it's basically really sad for you, because it means you have such poor standards for what a relationship can be that you just can't believe 2 people could have it this good; and honestly, I don't blame you.
When you look around, most people have horrible individual lives and even worse relationships.

But as I said, I've been ridiculously lucky in life, and I claim no merit for it whatsoever (a ******ed concept anyway, since there's no such thing as free will). I just got....really really lucky (so far), that's about it.

Only way in which I didn't get lucky is that, like most people with a lot of potential who've just had it a little too easy in life (fast learner, everyone loves you, etc...), I'm having a hard time motivating myself to fulfill a lot of my ambitions. But we were talking about relationships and ability to bring girls home, and trust me...in that domain, I'm extremely confident that I'm well into the decimals of the 99% percentile.


EDIT: And yes, in a way I was trying to make that guy feel better, because it just eats me inside when I see guys get dragged in the mud by some trashcan with enough makeup to pass for a 40yo 6.5 in the eyes of desperate teenagers.

If you can't look at that girl and instantly realize she'd be a complete nightmare to end up with, I don't know what to tell you...
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06-29-2013 , 05:17 PM
Even if you're really that irresistible and girls drop down on their knees, crying in sheer amazement of how unbelievable godly you look, you're still the biggest toolbox ever bro.
That piece of text that you just plastered on the screen is nothing short of the most arrogant thing I've ever written in my entire life, and I'm honestly shocked that you could even describe yourself as such.
You make Kanye West look insecure about himself.

You describe your relationship with Mrs. Aphrodite as the most perfect thing society has ever witnessed, while you've just written something that tends to believe you're the most self-centered, narcissistic person that has ever walked this planet.
I'm not to judge, because I don't know you personally, but from what you've shown of yourself, it seems unbearable living with you let alone maintaining a relationship.

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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
...during which she knew I was being hit on by every single girl in a 100 mile radius...
Warning:
Spoiler:
Arrogance

Also, simply laughable to just blindly assume exactly 100% of all single birds will just fall for you the second they see you.
I don't want to come of as mean or abusive or anything, but if you honestly believe that, then there is no other explanation that you have a narcissistic personality disorder or something along those lines.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Gosling or George Clooney couldn't even walk down a busy street and make every girl fall in love with them.
Sure, you're probably an attractive guy, but I can't even imagine how someone could even write this down and not feel embarrassed to some extend.
Just beyond arrogant...

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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
...If you think I'm making all of this up (mostly about my relationship), it's basically really sad for you, because it means you have such poor standards for what a relationship can be that you just can't believe 2 people could have it this good; and honestly, I don't blame you...

(...)

And yes, in a way I was trying to make that guy feel better

(...)

...If you can't look at that girl and instantly realize she'd be a complete nightmare to end up with, I don't know what to tell you...
Well you're really putting that 'making this guy feel better' plan in action, aren't you?
Looks more like one big advertising campaign of yourself.
Even if you don't fancy the girls looks that much, you can't just downright say she's atrocious. I'll be honest, if you'd describe that girl in this way, I would (without having seen the picture) figure she'd be looking something like this:



I won't say the girl is the hottest piece I've ever seen in the world, but if you downright describe a girl like that as disgusting and someone you would feel unbearable to even ****, then you really are the most narcissistic and most vein person ever.


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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
But we were talking about relationships and ability to bring girls home, and trust me...in that domain, I'm extremely confident that I'm well into the decimals of the 99% percentile.
Well at least you ended it off with consistency. More talking about how amazing you are.
Seriously bro, again, I don't mean this in a bad way or anything, but if this isn't all a level, you need some serious help. Downright serious here mate, at least consider it...
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06-29-2013 , 05:25 PM
^^^ I don't understand, You think there's a woman out there that wouldn't want to be with that.
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06-29-2013 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cavallo Italiano
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If the tarding of this thread continues, your 2nd chance will be expired. There are no more chances.
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06-29-2013 , 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
If the tarding of this thread continues, your 2nd chance will be expired. There are no more chances.
Fair enufz mate, I kind of like you anyway so I'll quit.
Gotta admit that the guy is a tosser though.
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06-29-2013 , 11:02 PM
i wanna learn to swear in British....
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06-30-2013 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Cavallo Italiano
Gotta admit that the guy is a tosser though.
Totally agree!
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06-30-2013 , 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
First, I don't "go home wth chicks". I've been with my gf for 8 years now; never cheated on her or even came close. Why? She has everything I want; incredibly beautiful, in great shape, smart, elegant, warm, honest...great human values and a beauty to match. Obviously we're both extremely lucky and realize that, which is why we take great care of our relationship in every way, including constantly working on our sex life so that it keeps getting better and better.

Second, I think you'd be very surprised the kind of "chicks" I could go home with using minimal effort. I've been very blessed in pretty much every aspect of life and development, including my looks; I'd say that 90%+ of women blatantly and openly smile at me when I walk in the street (or everywhere for that matter), including the ones walking with their bf's, and I'm constantly hit on by women in sometimes borderline embarrassing ways for them.

Best part of it? My gf trusts me completely and is never insecure, never becomes aggressive like most women do because ultimately they just don't trust you. We were away from each other for 4 months straight, during which she knew I was being hit on by every single girl in a 100 mile radius, and she never even brought it up and I could tell it never even crossed her mind; and neither did it cross my mind to either cheat on her, or that she would cheat on me.

If you think I'm making all of this up (mostly about my relationship), it's basically really sad for you, because it means you have such poor standards for what a relationship can be that you just can't believe 2 people could have it this good; and honestly, I don't blame you.
When you look around, most people have horrible individual lives and even worse relationships.

But as I said, I've been ridiculously lucky in life, and I claim no merit for it whatsoever (a ******ed concept anyway, since there's no such thing as free will). I just got....really really lucky (so far), that's about it.

Only way in which I didn't get lucky is that, like most people with a lot of potential who've just had it a little too easy in life (fast learner, everyone loves you, etc...), I'm having a hard time motivating myself to fulfill a lot of my ambitions. But we were talking about relationships and ability to bring girls home, and trust me...in that domain, I'm extremely confident that I'm well into the decimals of the 99% percentile.


EDIT: And yes, in a way I was trying to make that guy feel better, because it just eats me inside when I see guys get dragged in the mud by some trashcan with enough makeup to pass for a 40yo 6.5 in the eyes of desperate teenagers.

If you can't look at that girl and instantly realize she'd be a complete nightmare to end up with, I don't know what to tell you...
The sad part is people like this actually exist and think this about themselves. Just eviscerating pictures of people they never met and then touting how great they are, shameful.
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06-30-2013 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
First, I don't "go home wth chicks". I've been with my gf for 8 years now; never cheated on her or even came close. Why? She reads this forum; I can't talk about that **** here.
FYP

Let's have less arguing about chicks and success and more ****ING DEGEN STORIES on the next page guys
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