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05-27-2013 , 11:49 PM
awesome story ty for sharing
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05-28-2013 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ludacris
and it's surprising they were absent considering he was getting over a breakup.
not to mention drunk, high, and short-term rich
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05-28-2013 , 01:02 AM
500* story. Thanks for sharing.
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05-28-2013 , 01:19 AM
Crazy story, need more like these.
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05-28-2013 , 04:46 AM
Major degen. I love the moment you put 20k on black. Also thanks for raising this thread back to 5*
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05-28-2013 , 04:55 AM
Amazing Story , enjoyed reading it!
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05-28-2013 , 07:30 AM
If u only found some blow in Macau......
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05-28-2013 , 07:42 AM
Insane story!

And the happy ending fit there perfectly!

Happy for you, man!
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05-28-2013 , 08:28 AM
Read the whole thread and this is my favourite of all

BOL for the future!
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05-28-2013 , 08:30 AM
Did anyone notice a wet seat after you pissed yourself
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05-28-2013 , 11:52 AM
Thanks guys. It was one hell of an experience, and I have told a few select people in my life that story. To be honest though, it's taken years to get to the point where I can look back on it with a smile and say "Wow what a crazy time" rather than think "****ing hell I'm such an idiot, I hate myself."

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Originally Posted by petethecat
Did anyone notice a wet seat after you pissed yourself
When I got up I used a pillow to artfully conceal the wet patch. In all honesty though the stewardesses probably knew what had happened, but they were far too polite and well trained to even have me suspect that they knew, let alone mention it to me. You don't pay £6000 for someone to embarrass you when you piss yourself. Probably happens reasonably often to rich old guys.
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05-28-2013 , 12:21 PM
Amazing! Thanks for spreading this story into world.
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05-28-2013 , 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TheEpic
I was 21 years old and I was going through a pretty bad time. My girlfriend of 3 years had just left me for some older dude.
Confirmed 3 year old ex-girlfriend
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05-28-2013 , 01:51 PM
dude, no doubt u have to look at it as a good experience, u freerolled lol, and those rick flair woos sold us that u were having a ****ing blast LMAo at that story and those woos
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05-28-2013 , 02:14 PM
Just think how rich you would be if you found some blow in Macau.
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05-28-2013 , 03:13 PM
Story was intense. A+
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05-28-2013 , 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TheGreenMagi
Just think how rich you would be if you found some blow in Macau.
I've thought about that. Probably what would have happened is I'd have bought an ounce, lost all my money just as quickly, then spent the rest of the time trying to hustle the ounce in Macau so I could gamble again. It could have turned out a lot better, or I might still be in some Chinese jail today, haha.

I do wonder what would have happened if the roulette wheel had spun differently or different cards came out of the baccarat shoe though. If I had doubled up, tripled up, or just broken even, would I even be alive today? At that point in my life I was totally dead set on self destruction. If I had the means to do so I might have done it comprehensively.

Looking back on it, the whole experience gave me such a huge shake that it did actually set me back on the path to the straight and narrow. Maybe that beat was actually a huge win.

Doesn't feel that way when I look at my measly ****ing roll though.
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05-28-2013 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TheEpic
I've thought about that. Probably what would have happened is I'd have bought an ounce, lost all my money just as quickly, then spent the rest of the time trying to hustle the ounce in Macau so I could gamble again. It could have turned out a lot better, or I might still be in some Chinese jail today, haha.

I do wonder what would have happened if the roulette wheel had spun differently or different cards came out of the baccarat shoe though. If I had doubled up, tripled up, or just broken even, would I even be alive today? At that point in my life I was totally dead set on self destruction. If I had the means to do so I might have done it comprehensively.

Looking back on it, the whole experience gave me such a huge shake that it did actually set me back on the path to the straight and narrow. Maybe that beat was actually a huge win.

Doesn't feel that way when I look at my measly ****ing roll though.
Are you a winning player now? If so, what's ur biggest cash on mtt's and/or what cash game limit u play?
Nice story mate!
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05-28-2013 , 03:44 PM
Thank you to 'TheEpic' for getting this thread back to its former glory.

Onwards and upwards people!
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05-28-2013 , 04:24 PM
Great read, thanks for sharing.
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05-28-2013 , 04:49 PM
    Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #17660131

    MP2: 26,573 (132.9 bb)
    MP3: 23,020 (115.1 bb)
    CO: 10,945 (54.7 bb)
    BTN: 25,493 (127.5 bb)
    SB: 17,582 (87.9 bb)
    Hero (BB): 10,440 (52.2 bb)
    UTG+1: 6,355 (31.8 bb)
    UTG+2: 16,367 (81.8 bb)
    MP1: 18,820 (94.1 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 2
    7 folds, SB raises to 500, Hero raises to 1,150, SB calls 650

    Flop: (2,525) 9 6 A (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets 1,800, SB raises to 3,600, Hero raises to 5,400, SB folds

    Spoiler:
    Results: 9,725 pot
    Final Board: 9 6 A
    SB mucked and lost (-4,775 net)
    Hero showed 2 2 and won 9,725 (4,950 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
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    05-28-2013 , 05:06 PM
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    Originally Posted by InstaRage
      Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #17660131

      MP2: 26,573 (132.9 bb)
      MP3: 23,020 (115.1 bb)
      CO: 10,945 (54.7 bb)
      BTN: 25,493 (127.5 bb)
      SB: 17,582 (87.9 bb)
      Hero (BB): 10,440 (52.2 bb)
      UTG+1: 6,355 (31.8 bb)
      UTG+2: 16,367 (81.8 bb)
      MP1: 18,820 (94.1 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 2
      7 folds, SB raises to 500, Hero raises to 1,150, SB calls 650

      Flop: (2,525) 9 6 A (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets 1,800, SB raises to 3,600, Hero raises to 5,400, SB folds

      Spoiler:
      Results: 9,725 pot
      Final Board: 9 6 A
      SB mucked and lost (-4,775 net)
      Hero showed 2 2 and won 9,725 (4,950 net)



      Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
      Ban this moron please
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      05-28-2013 , 05:07 PM
      Amazing degen story and well written. Woo.
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      05-28-2013 , 05:19 PM
      Best degen story itt, thx
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      05-28-2013 , 05:41 PM
      Great story TheEpic.

      AT LEAST you were only 21 when all of that happened. C'mon, how many 21 year olds have experiences like that. You have had/have your whole life ahead of you.

      Now, if you were a man in his 40's it would be a sad story.
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